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Steve Emtman's wife gave birth to a son at 1Am this morning

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    AtomicDawgAtomicDawg Member Posts: 6,994
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    Would have loved to be a fly in the wall in that delivery room with emptertan roaming the floor. You don't want to see Steve when he is mad!1!1! Woof
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    biak1biak1 Member Posts: 3,993
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    Maverick?

    Christ.
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    DugtheDoogDugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
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    Would have loved to be a fly in the wall in that delivery room with emptertan roaming the floor. You don't want to see Steve when he is mad!1!1! Woof

    What if Empterrmann, Cozzetto and Gabe Marks baby mamas were all delivering on the same floor? You wouldn't want to be within a square mile of that place.

    And to the Garnett comment...no way would Stan let his kid go anywhere other than UW. He BLEEDS!111!!! In all seriousness, he does though.

    And while we're on that topic, can anyone see if Jerramy Stevens would allow Stan to to beat his meat for pete into a cup for Hope Solo to finish off? I mean it would be for a good cause. Could you imagine that kid? Hope Solo has more testosterone than 1/2 this bored put together and Stan pisses that stuff. Kid would be having roid rage at age 9 withoid even roiding.
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    RaccoonHarryRaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,160
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    biak1 said:

    Maverick?

    Christ.

    So Top Gun was his favorite movie?
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    Mad_SonMad_Son Member Posts: 10,098
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    This is his second son iirc
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    Good job to Stan for successfully fucking a chick.
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    AlCzervikAlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774
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    This site is shit and you're all fags.

    Mods? Devs?
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    SarksbrownbaglunchSarksbrownbaglunch Member Posts: 189
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    edited December 2015
    Mad_Son said:

    This is his second son iirc

    Third. Edison and Henry and Maverick

    Cook it.
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    Stinky_HankeyStinky_Hankey Member Posts: 82
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    Name is Maverick

    Oh good, his dick works. Cool.
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    whatshouldicareaboutwhatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,473
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    Has he committed to USC yet?
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    CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 28,984
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    Mad_Son said:

    This is his second son iirc

    Stan Emptermann offspring superiority guy ^^
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    DugtheDoogDugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
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    Would have loved to be a fly in the wall in that delivery room with emptertan roaming the floor. You don't want to see Steve when he is mad!1!1! Woof

    What if Empterrmann, Cozzetto and Gabe Marks baby mamas were all delivering on the same floor? You wouldn't want to be within a square mile of that place.

    And to the Garnett comment...no way would Stan let his kid go anywhere other than UW. He BLEEDS!111!!! In all seriousness, he does though.

    And while we're on that topic, can anyone see if Jerramy Stevens would allow Stan to to beat his meat for pete into a cup for Hope Solo to finish off? I mean it would be for a good cause. Could you imagine that kid? Hope Solo has more testosterone than 1/2 this bored put together and Stan pisses that stuff. Kid would be having roid rage at age 9 withoid even roiding.
    I wonder if Hope Solo had Stan's test tube baby, do you think it would still be a 1star recruit with his only other offer from Western? I still can't believe Stan bucked the odds like he did. How many #1 overall picks were 1stars with no other D1 offers besides Washington? Just goes to show the star rankings don't mean shit. We just want guys that BLEED
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    PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,603
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    Would have loved to be a fly in the wall in that delivery room with emptertan roaming the floor. You don't want to see Steve when he is mad!1!1! Woof

    What if Empterrmann, Cozzetto and Gabe Marks baby mamas were all delivering on the same floor? You wouldn't want to be within a square mile of that place.

    And to the Garnett comment...no way would Stan let his kid go anywhere other than UW. He BLEEDS!111!!! In all seriousness, he does though.

    And while we're on that topic, can anyone see if Jerramy Stevens would allow Stan to to beat his meat for pete into a cup for Hope Solo to finish off? I mean it would be for a good cause. Could you imagine that kid? Hope Solo has more testosterone than 1/2 this bored put together and Stan pisses that stuff. Kid would be having roid rage at age 9 withoid even roiding.
    I wonder if Hope Solo had Stan's test tube baby, do you think it would still be a 1star recruit with his only other offer from Western? I still can't believe Stan bucked the odds like he did. How many #1 overall picks were 1stars with no other D1 offers besides Washington? Just goes to show the star rankings don't mean shit. We just want guys that BLEED


    It's almost like work ethic and roids mean more than the stars alloted to you by stalkers
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    IrishDawg22IrishDawg22 Member Posts: 2,754
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    Maverick is a superb athlete with great hips.
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    PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,603
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    Maverick is a superb athlete with great hips.

    Fuck off
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    AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
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    edited December 2015
    - This site is shit and you're all fags.
    --- Mods? Devs?
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