Steve Emtman's wife gave birth to a son at 1Am this morning

Hippopeteamus · December 2015

I just got off the phone with Flennor, he is hearing that Epmtman's wife might be pregnant.

AtomicDawg · December 2015

Would have loved to be a fly in the wall in that delivery room with emptertan roaming the floor. You don't want to see Steve when he is mad!1!1! Woof

DerekJohnson · December 2015

This site is shit and you're all fags.

biak1 · December 2015

Maverick?

Christ.

DugtheDoog · December 2015

AtomicDawg said:
Would have loved to be a fly in the wall in that delivery room with emptertan roaming the floor. You don't want to see Steve when he is mad!1!1! Woof

What if Empterrmann, Cozzetto and Gabe Marks baby mamas were all delivering on the same floor? You wouldn't want to be within a square mile of that place.

And to the Garnett comment...no way would Stan let his kid go anywhere other than UW. He BLEEDS!111!!! In all seriousness, he does though.

And while we're on that topic, can anyone see if Jerramy Stevens would allow Stan to to beat his meat for pete into a cup for Hope Solo to finish off? I mean it would be for a good cause. Could you imagine that kid? Hope Solo has more testosterone than 1/2 this bored put together and Stan pisses that stuff. Kid would be having roid rage at age 9 withoid even roiding.