This Bored Is Ruining Me
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Learn the fucking difference between real life and the internet.
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Tell me about it, everywhere I go I see Sven. Haven't gone a day without breaking down.
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Sound like you should stick around for a bit and avoid the Road Kill list.
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In explaining my resolve on a deal today I said I was a fucking Buddhist monk in Vietnam willing to set myself on fire and take everyone with me.
It got awfully quiet. -
I lurk my email inbox- only respond to the easy emails and look at the email signature pictures from the lady names.
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It's already ruined me.
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You were literally ready to diaf. Did you seal the deal? Did you have to use Patron and Percocet?RaceBannon said:In explaining my resolve on a deal today I said I was a fucking Buddhist monk in Vietnam willing to set myself on fire and take everyone with me.
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I never thought you'd deviate from your threats to club a baby seal to make a better dealRaceBannon said:In explaining my resolve on a deal today I said I was a fucking Buddhist monk in Vietnam willing to set myself on fire and take everyone with me.
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I would club the baby seal, then set it on fire and dance around it like Swaye on a weekend bender.
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every time I read anything with the word "reasons" in it, I smile
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The Pit ruined me long ago, this bored just ensures I am never fixed.
If I tried to list all the ways I'm fucked in real life because of this bored puppy would poont out I have too much tim on my well manicured hands, so I'll just say anytime anything involves lemons or parties I go to a dark place. -
I was staying in a hotel the other day and the bars of soap were citrus mint scented. I chuckled. Each day I see at least one thing that reminds me of this bored and you degenerates.
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This board saved the word 'faggot' from leaving my vocabulary since people rarely say it IRL anymore. Now I'm proud to say I'm still saying faggot IRL, much to the shock and awe of my co-workers.
In fact, I think it's catching on again...which kinda sucks because the more people hate that word the more satisfying it is to say it. -
You go to a dark place. I say NTD, BB.dnc said:The Pit ruined me long ago, this bored just ensures I am never fixed.
If I tried to list all the ways I'm fucked in real life because of this bored puppy would poont out I have too much tim on my well manicured hands, so I'll just say anytime anything involves lemons or parties I go to a dark place. -
And if ever a word was worth saving faggot tops the list. I usually opt for the shortened version, fag, but I like having the choice. Either one greatly offends my ultra liberal Portland friends, though deep down inside I suspect they're actually jealous. Fags.Fenderbender123 said:This board saved the word 'faggot' from leaving my vocabulary since people rarely say it IRL anymore. Now I'm proud to say I'm still saying faggot IRL, much to the shock and awe of my co-workers.
In fact, I think it's catching on again...which kinda sucks because the more people hate that word the more satisfying it is to say it. -
I drive around in my Orkin van and go on service calls. If nobody is home when I ring the doorbell, I skip spraying, stick the "We were here and sprayed your shit" note on the door so I can get paid anyway. Then I drive the van to the nearest parking lot, pull out the company issued ipad, and read this shit hole until the next service call. LRR all fucking day.
So, this place has improved my life beyond measure. -
Story addendum. I'm in a parking lot right now reading this, but it looks kind of rapey, so I am moving on.
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New parking lot. New attitude.
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Autzen?Swaye said:Story addendum. I'm in a parking lot right now reading this, but it looks kind of rapey, so I am moving on.
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Sounds like you're ready to rumble.Swaye said:New parking lot. New attitude.
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If rumble is code for "get drunk at work," you couldn't be more right.Fenderbender123 said:
Sounds like you're ready to rumble.Swaye said:New parking lot. New attitude.
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Careful with parking lots.
In high school I was standing around next to my car in a parking lot of Burger King in or around Kent waiting for a fren to get off work when a guy pulled up in his car and offered me crystal to go back to his apartment with him.
He had rapey eyes and I ran away.
True story.
P.S. gas stations in or around Portland are an easy parking lot type place to meet hookers. -
Today I described a bad business situation as "getting plunged"
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Today some dude got shot three times in the Popeye's parking lot while I was waiting to order some chicken.
Fucking Lakewood. -
I told you to move to Tilicum.AZDuck said:Today some dude got shot three times in the Popeye's parking lot while I was waiting to order some chicken.
Fucking Lakewood. -
THOSE FUCKS, I specifically told them to "Shoot the Duck"AZDuck said:Today some dude got shot three times in the Popeye's parking lot while I was waiting to order some chicken.
Fucking Lakewood. -
I grew up in Lakehood. Some of my classmates there went on to star in some episodes of Cops. One "Crip" a year below me successfully did a double murder and got caught 2-3 years ago.AZDuck said:Today some dude got shot three times in the Popeye's parking lot while I was waiting to order some chicken.
Fucking Lakewood. -
I'll probably end up representing the shooter.
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PurpleReign said:
Careful with parking lots.
In high school I was standing around next to my car in a parking lot of Burger King in or around Kent waiting for a fren to get off work when a guy pulled up in his car and offered me crystal to go back to his apartment with him.
He had rapey eyes andI ran away.negotiated for more crystal before agreeing to get in the car.
FTFY
True story.
P.S. gas stations in or around Portland are an easy parking lot type place to meet hookers. -
There is no Popeyes in lakewood. That's south tacoma, brahAZDuck said:Today some dude got shot three times in the Popeye's parking lot while I was waiting to order some chicken.
Fucking Lakewood.
