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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,680
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    So you're saying we have a chance?

    Yep.

    Let me illustrate with causation and other shit I don't understand:

    image

    Also wondering why LIFPO got co-opted by the our new found Doogs on the board.

    This board had 3 or 4 Doogs before 3-0. Now everyone has lost their fucking mind because we rolled a High School intramural squad.

    So, what we *REALLY* had was about 5-6 HHBs, and 10-15 closet Doogs who are now spinning this shit like a record player. The 3 or 4 total Doogs remain. The non closeted Doogs should go guzzle a litre of kerosene and swallow a torch shaped like Woodward's dong. The closet Doogs who are now emerging from under their rocks should only have to whittle the wood to make the dick torches, and then watch the others roast. Serves as a good warning for what type of behaviour yields 0-12 and eternal mockery from the Football Gods (and Coogs).

    I thought this board was a safe haven from Doogfarm, and yet here we are, with 1 decent and 2 shitty wins and it starts. It's like everyone forgot 26-25. Fuck. Wake me when we win the North, otherwise Sark and his newfound Army of Retards need to GTFO.
    Jesus Christ. Save yourself some time, Tequilla, and let things fucking play out.

    That would hurt, if it wasn't coming from the Doog in Chief.
    Doog in chief? Check the facts you drippy cunt

    Ive been saying for months I expect 10 wins, minimum. I have said this is a conference championship caliber team, barring shit-tier coaching, play calling in particular.

    http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/2076/on-paper-this-team-should-win-the-pac-12/p1

    As of now, we are 3-0 with the meat of our schedule coming in the next month. Sark needs to go 2-2 minimum over the next 4 games to have any chance of salvaging the season. I'm going to LIFPO and hope they win every fucking game.
    Plunger rapes are unacceptable. If Oregon or Stanford win by double digits I want his ass fired at midfield.

    11-2 is entirely possible, 10-3 minimum. Anything less and diaf.
    Jesus Christ Tequilla, less novel more funny. Fuck.
    Ironic
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    I love this bored after a good scrimmage.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    We very well could start out 4-0, lose three straight after that and go 7-6. We aren't going to fire Sark until after the season, so LIFPO. Nobody here seems like a doogman doog who is fine with 7-6 and says shit about incremental progress, or uses 0-12 to argue why Sark is a good coach, etc.

    There are fans here who say, "Fuck it, we look pretty good so far, let's see what the fuck happens." Nothing has changed regarding expectations for Sark. 9 wins and maybe, just maybe he should keep his job provided we are competitive in every game. If it's 9 wins with some plungers, door.ass.out. 10 wins is good job you chubby bastard, you have most of your team returning, I expect a BCS bowl in 2014.

    Whether Woodward and UW will fire him if he doesn't meet expectations is a totally different story.

    Woodward will keep him at 7-6 and might even keep him at 6-7 or 5-7.

    Only 4-8 or worse is guaranteed door.ass.out.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,561 Founders Club
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839


    I wasn't happy with 7 wins the past two years, and if it were up to me, Sark would have been fired after last season. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. A 9-3 regular season with a bowl win would be a successful season. It won't make me believe Sark is a great coach, but it will make me intrigued for 2014. If that makes me a doog, then I guess I'm a doog.



    Jack H. Lockner.

    You're a fucking doog.

    Hanging your hat on the Hawaii's and Georgia Southern's of the world.

    If it were up to you and he should have been fired after last season ... then why are you sucking his fucking dick now?

    9-3 with a bowl is bullshit in year 5.

    9-3 is third or fourth place in the North. Fuck that. Gold ... or go home.

    Sark has gotten every fucking thing he has asked for.

    It's year 5 ...
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    So you're saying we have a chance?

    Yep.

    Let me illustrate with causation and other shit I don't understand:

    image

    Also wondering why LIFPO got co-opted by the our new found Doogs on the board.

    This board had 3 or 4 Doogs before 3-0. Now everyone has lost their fucking mind because we rolled a High School intramural squad.

    So, what we *REALLY* had was about 5-6 HHBs, and 10-15 closet Doogs who are now spinning this shit like a record player. The 3 or 4 total Doogs remain. The non closeted Doogs should go guzzle a litre of kerosene and swallow a torch shaped like Woodward's dong. The closet Doogs who are now emerging from under their rocks should only have to whittle the wood to make the dick torches, and then watch the others roast. Serves as a good warning for what type of behaviour yields 0-12 and eternal mockery from the Football Gods (and Coogs).

    I thought this board was a safe haven from Doogfarm, and yet here we are, with 1 decent and 2 shitty wins and it starts. It's like everyone forgot 26-25. Fuck. Wake me when we win the North, otherwise Sark and his newfound Army of Retards need to GTFO.
    Jesus Christ. Save yourself some time, Tequilla, and let things fucking play out.

    That would hurt, if it wasn't coming from the Doog in Chief.
    Doog in chief? Check the facts you drippy cunt

    Ive been saying for months I expect 10 wins, minimum. I have said this is a conference championship caliber team, barring shit-tier coaching, play calling in particular.

    http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/2076/on-paper-this-team-should-win-the-pac-12/p1

    As of now, we are 3-0 with the meat of our schedule coming in the next month. Sark needs to go 2-2 minimum over the next 4 games to have any chance of salvaging the season. I'm going to LIFPO and hope they win every fucking game.
    Plunger rapes are unacceptable. If Oregon or Stanford win by double digits I want his ass fired at midfield.

    11-2 is entirely possible, 10-3 minimum. Anything less and diaf.
    Jesus Christ Tequilla, less novel more funny. Fuck.
    Ironic
    If you can't understand that I was busting your balls for doing the same thing you busted my balls about, then I can't help you.

    Stop being so dense. You need to crisp shit up.

    Irony indeed.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,680
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    So you're saying we have a chance?

    Yep.

    Let me illustrate with causation and other shit I don't understand:

    image

    Also wondering why LIFPO got co-opted by the our new found Doogs on the board.

    This board had 3 or 4 Doogs before 3-0. Now everyone has lost their fucking mind because we rolled a High School intramural squad.

    So, what we *REALLY* had was about 5-6 HHBs, and 10-15 closet Doogs who are now spinning this shit like a record player. The 3 or 4 total Doogs remain. The non closeted Doogs should go guzzle a litre of kerosene and swallow a torch shaped like Woodward's dong. The closet Doogs who are now emerging from under their rocks should only have to whittle the wood to make the dick torches, and then watch the others roast. Serves as a good warning for what type of behaviour yields 0-12 and eternal mockery from the Football Gods (and Coogs).

    I thought this board was a safe haven from Doogfarm, and yet here we are, with 1 decent and 2 shitty wins and it starts. It's like everyone forgot 26-25. Fuck. Wake me when we win the North, otherwise Sark and his newfound Army of Retards need to GTFO.
    Jesus Christ. Save yourself some time, Tequilla, and let things fucking play out.

    That would hurt, if it wasn't coming from the Doog in Chief.
    Doog in chief? Check the facts you drippy cunt

    Ive been saying for months I expect 10 wins, minimum. I have said this is a conference championship caliber team, barring shit-tier coaching, play calling in particular.

    http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/2076/on-paper-this-team-should-win-the-pac-12/p1

    As of now, we are 3-0 with the meat of our schedule coming in the next month. Sark needs to go 2-2 minimum over the next 4 games to have any chance of salvaging the season. I'm going to LIFPO and hope they win every fucking game.
    Plunger rapes are unacceptable. If Oregon or Stanford win by double digits I want his ass fired at midfield.

    11-2 is entirely possible, 10-3 minimum. Anything less and diaf.
    Jesus Christ Tequilla, less novel more funny. Fuck.
    Ironic
    If you can't understand that I was busting your balls for doing the same thing you busted my balls about, then I can't help you.

    Stop being so dense. You need to crisp shit up.

    Irony indeed.
    Uhh...
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    We should get a room. That, or Aurora 7-11. Abundance.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,425
    If Woodward is worth his salt (a huge leap, admittedly), he has already begun probing for potential replacements. 10-3 could be acceptable this year provided no fucking blowouts or Apple Cup-esque meltdowns.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Gladstone said:

    If Dr. Young is worth his salt (a huge leap, admittedly), he has already begun probing for potential replacements. 10-3 could be acceptable this year provided no fucking blowouts or Apple Cup-esque meltdowns.

    In the extremely unlikely event Woodward has to fire Sark, do you trust that fag ($75k) to hire a good replacement?