One of my dads was literally cheering and waving his hat around when Sark would put Banner back in the game. His blobby worthless ass isn't event worth discussing.
I used to see Zach Banner from time to time at the Lakewood Y. I remember thinking to myself "there's a guy who is tall, but nothing else". He had almost no muscle tone. His arms were skinny-fat (now they're just fat). He struggled benching 185 and had terrible form. This was when he was a senior. He also spent about 15% of his time in the weight room actually lifting. The rest of the time he was just talking to people and bragging about how Kiffin said he could start as a freshman.
"I wanted to take a local name and become a national legend."
Banner will not get an opportunity to become a legend until next year, but he was asked Tuesday if he would pet the Husky dog mascot that sits on the sidelines at home games.
"I ain't going to pet it, I might kick it," Banner said.
I like this guy's "pussy fatso" reference regarding Banner. It's from a year and a half ago to boot.
"if Max Tuerk holds down the Center position and those two total pussy fatsos, Zach Banner & Jordan Simmons finally start DOING SOMETHING. THAT would be ideal. Tuerk would be the QB of OL... fuck yeah. that guy kicks ass."
I used to see Zach Banner from time to time at the Lakewood Y. I remember thinking to myself "there's a guy who is tall, but nothing else". He had almost no muscle tone. His arms were skinny-fat (now they're just fat). He struggled benching 185 and had terrible form. This was when he was a senior. He also spent about 15% of his time in the weight room actually lifting. The rest of the time he was just talking to people and bragging about how Kiffin said he could start as a freshman.
He is the embodiment of a Sark player
The dude was raised by a Cuog and his biological dad is clearly talking shit like Lane Kiffen after getting donkey-punched all night.
"I wanted to take a local name and become a national legend."
Banner will not get an opportunity to become a legend until next year, but he was asked Tuesday if he would pet the Husky dog mascot that sits on the sidelines at home games.
"I ain't going to pet it, I might kick it," Banner said.
I could be wrong about this since I follow TBS from a distance and refuse to follow teens on Twitter and soforth, but wasn't he real cocky coming out of wherever he went (Wesco?). Didn't the school schedule a big pep assembly and put four different hats on a table for him to pick from? Yeah fuck him.
I used to see Zach Banner from time to time at the Lakewood Y. I remember thinking to myself "there's a guy who is tall, but nothing else". He had almost no muscle tone. His arms were skinny-fat (now they're just fat). He struggled benching 185 and had terrible form. This was when he was a senior. He also spent about 15% of his time in the weight room actually lifting. The rest of the time he was just talking to people and bragging about how Kiffin said he could start as a freshman.
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He also never managed to beat out a true Frosh last year for left tackle and stayed at right...red flag.
He is the embodiment of a Sark player
"if Max Tuerk holds down the Center position and those two total pussy fatsos, Zach Banner & Jordan Simmons finally start DOING SOMETHING. THAT would be ideal. Tuerk would be the QB of OL... fuck yeah. that guy kicks ass."
http://www.wildwestsports.com/Discussion/Board/Football/Post/View/1298729/ill-tell-you-what-would-be-ideal
Cut him some slack.
LOL, how old are they? 10?
You just can't make this kind of shit up.
http://vidmg.photobucket.com/albums/v426/racea911/Kessler Check Down_zpsbhgsbjkl.mp4
Yah he did!!!!