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Poor Zach Banner
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Have him train with Brian Cushing.PurpleBaze said:
He needs to be de-pussiefied.PurpleJ said:
I'd take him if he had a redshirt year. Give him a year of "protein shakes" and an intense S&C regimen, and you got a solid tackle.PurpleBaze said:
WDWHAPurpleJ said:"So there's no way I can transfer dad?"
-Zach
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It's OK son......now go eat a pound of Fried Butter.
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Fuck that punk. Go to UW or fuck yourself.
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Zach Banner sucks. That huge of a belly on a tackle is a problem. Ivan got a hold of him.
He also never managed to beat out a true Frosh last year for left tackle and stayed at right...red flag. -
One of my dads was literally cheering and waving his hat around when Sark would put Banner back in the game. His blobby worthless ass isn't event worth discussing.
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It would be wrong for someone to twat this thread to the fat pos.
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I used to see Zach Banner from time to time at the Lakewood Y. I remember thinking to myself "there's a guy who is tall, but nothing else". He had almost no muscle tone. His arms were skinny-fat (now they're just fat). He struggled benching 185 and had terrible form. This was when he was a senior. He also spent about 15% of his time in the weight room actually lifting. The rest of the time he was just talking to people and bragging about how Kiffin said he could start as a freshman.
He is the embodiment of a Sark player -
OKG.Joe Stephanson said:Per Zach Banner, 2012 interview:
"I wanted to take a local name and become a national legend."
Banner will not get an opportunity to become a legend until next year, but he was asked Tuesday if he would pet the Husky dog mascot that sits on the sidelines at home games.
"I ain't going to pet it, I might kick it," Banner said.
http://www.dailynews.com/sports/20121009/usc-football-notebook-going-to-washington-will-be-a-zach-banner-day -
I like this guy's "pussy fatso" reference regarding Banner. It's from a year and a half ago to boot.
"if Max Tuerk holds down the Center position and those two total pussy fatsos, Zach Banner & Jordan Simmons finally start DOING SOMETHING. THAT would be ideal. Tuerk would be the QB of OL... fuck yeah. that guy kicks ass."
http://www.wildwestsports.com/Discussion/Board/Football/Post/View/1298729/ill-tell-you-what-would-be-ideal
