Poor Zach Banner
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FtfyRaceBannon said:Zach is looking at Petesen with a throbbing in his pants and lust in his eyes
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The dude was raised by a Cuog and his biological dad is clearly talking shit like Lane Kiffen after getting donkey-punched all night.bananasnblondes said:I used to see Zach Banner from time to time at the Lakewood Y. I remember thinking to myself "there's a guy who is tall, but nothing else". He had almost no muscle tone. His arms were skinny-fat (now they're just fat). He struggled benching 185 and had terrible form. This was when he was a senior. He also spent about 15% of his time in the weight room actually lifting. The rest of the time he was just talking to people and bragging about how Kiffin said he could start as a freshman.
He is the embodiment of a Sark player
Cut him some slack.
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I could be wrong about this since I follow TBS from a distance and refuse to follow teens on Twitter and soforth, but wasn't he real cocky coming out of wherever he went (Wesco?). Didn't the school schedule a big pep assembly and put four different hats on a table for him to pick from? Yeah fuck him.Joe Stephanson said:Per Zach Banner, 2012 interview:
"I wanted to take a local name and become a national legend."
Banner will not get an opportunity to become a legend until next year, but he was asked Tuesday if he would pet the Husky dog mascot that sits on the sidelines at home games.
"I ain't going to pet it, I might kick it," Banner said.
http://www.dailynews.com/sports/20121009/usc-football-notebook-going-to-washington-will-be-a-zach-banner-day -
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If you are going to make fun of ice cream truck then I'm out!Fire_Marshall_Bill said: -
First in line!
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ROFLbananasnblondes said:I used to see Zach Banner from time to time at the Lakewood Y. I remember thinking to myself "there's a guy who is tall, but nothing else". He had almost no muscle tone. His arms were skinny-fat (now they're just fat). He struggled benching 185 and had terrible form. This was when he was a senior. He also spent about 15% of his time in the weight room actually lifting. The rest of the time he was just talking to people and bragging about how Kiffin said he could start as a freshman.
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Here's why he was crying! Gaines knocked him into next week! I confess I stole the video if I did it it would probably be shittier.
http://vidmg.photobucket.com/albums/v426/racea911/Kessler Check Down_zpsbhgsbjkl.mp4 -
El-oh-el.
Yah he did!!!!
