Sark on Dan Patrick in 5 mins
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Quite honestly Dan, we were two plays away from the Pac 12 championship. Now that I've "FINISHED" my marriage vows, it's time for SC to let it rip in 2015.
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Sark doesn't miss the Washington climate. Proudly displaying his beer belly and bald spot. Says Peterman is a "good guy". Brought up Owen12 already.
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President Sark: "Quite honestly, I don't know what happened against ISIS. We had a good month of troop build-up and were feeling good about the attack. During the attack, it seemed the fighter pilots were having trust issues. They should just rip it with their guided bombs and trust the ground troops to paint the targets for them. We'll look at the footage on Monday and figure out what we need to do better next time."PurpleJ said:I'm sure there will be some good sound bites. I hope Sark gets into politics someday.
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Sark talking about Mora's daughter attending USC. Says he would hire her. Now we're talking about how Sark took Mora under his wing and helped him get the UCLA job. He has Kim's tourettes tics down pat.
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Jimmy Clausen broke Sark's heart.
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Sark wants to hire her in a Joey waitress kind of way.PurpleJ said:Sark talking about Mora's daughter attending USC. Says he would hire her. Now we're talking about how Sark took Mora under his wing and helped him get the UCLA job. He has Kim's tourettes tics down pat.
Sounds like he is becoming more and more delusional with each passing day. Sark has probably not said more than a few words to Mora his whole miserable life. Mora would rip Sark's head off and shit down his neck. -
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Sark talking about Mora's daughter attending USC. Says he would impregnate her. Now we're talking about how Sark took Mora under his wing and helped him get the UCLA job. He has Kim's tourettes tics down pat.
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Sark agrees with the decision to throw on the goal line in the Super Bowl. Shocker of the century.
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Says he would have called a different play. Bubble screen I'm guessing.
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Sometimes you can be outsmarted by yourself. Play calling genius has its pitfalls.
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Sark would have fucked up the clock management, too, just like the Seahawks did.PurpleJ said:Sark agrees with the decision to throw on the goal line in the Super Bowl. Shocker of the century.
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Commercials for AXE and Golden Corral. Targeted advertising for the dude brah crowd.
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When in doubt, bubble screen is always the safe answer.PurpleJ said:Says he would have called a different play. Bubble screen I'm guessing.
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Sark believes in Football Gods.
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USC is very young. Gonna have to play a lot of Freshmen.
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He wasn't talkin shit about Oregon at Pac-12 media day, quite honestly. Says uniform sizzle isn't his niche.
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Now we're talkin song girls uniforms and Sark is blushing and giggling like a school boy.
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such fag, thread
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Yo Sark, the Ducks played more than 30 Freshmen last season.PurpleJ said:USC is very young. Gonna have to play a lot of Freshmen.
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PurpleJ said:
Now we're talkin song girls uniforms and Sark is blushing and giggling like a school boy.
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During a live look in on a commercial break Sark said, "Jake may have been better on defense."
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Sark would have called God's play. Then God would have spoken to Russell Wilson and told him to throw it to Lockette. The Russell Wilson would have told the press he threw the INT on purpose because God wanted him to throw the pick.PurpleBaze said:
Sark would have fucked up the clock management, too, just like the Seahawks did.PurpleJ said:Sark agrees with the decision to throw on the goal line in the Super Bowl. Shocker of the century.
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That's right. God wanted the Seahawks to lose, so that they would use that as motivation to win it all in 2015. #stayhungryRoadDawg55 said:
Sark would have called God's play. Then God would have spoken to Russell Wilson and told him to throw it to Lockette. The Russell Wilson would have told the press he threw the INT on purpose because God wanted him to throw the pick.PurpleBaze said:
Sark would have fucked up the clock management, too, just like the Seahawks did.PurpleJ said:Sark agrees with the decision to throw on the goal line in the Super Bowl. Shocker of the century.
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foreal?Fecal_Matter said:During a live look in on a commercial break Sark said, "Jake may have been better on defense."
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Yesbrchco12 said:
foreal?Fecal_Matter said:During a live look in on a commercial break Sark said, "Jake may have been better on defense."
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so Jake turns himself into a sure fire #1 overall draft pick with guaranteed $65M and Sark fucks him out of it and then has the gall to say he should have played defense?Fecal_Matter said:During a live look in on a commercial break Sark said, "Jake may have been better on defense."
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I think Sark is saying Jake should've been the original 2-way threat. QB and SS on every down.Meek said:
so Jake turns himself into a sure fire #1 overall draft pick with guaranteed $65M and Sark fucks him out of it and then has the gall to say he should have played defense?Fecal_Matter said:During a live look in on a commercial break Sark said, "Jake may have been better on defense."
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Quite honestly Jake was not Neon Sanders
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I know you're being Sarkastic, but Jake was an outfielder not a shortstop.whatshouldicareabout said:
I think Sark is saying Jake should've been the original 2-way threat. QB and SS on every down.Meek said:
so Jake turns himself into a sure fire #1 overall draft pick with guaranteed $65M and Sark fucks him out of it and then has the gall to say he should have played defense?Fecal_Matter said:During a live look in on a commercial break Sark said, "Jake may have been better on defense."
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looks like the LPT at dogturd.com locked the same thread after one comment... they get so sensitive when their beloved sarkaholic is critiqued. will keep any other OT thread going for years but a sark thread is either locked or moved to unleashed. fuck those guys.
