In honor of PLSS...
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And a small weiner could be considered a handicap. Does your wife poke fun at you? Prolly as it ain't very enjoyable to sit on. She contours her body to try and feel it, gets a jolt of pleasure here and there, tries to get off but fails miserably. Then, after you shoot and snore, she thinks of the game that day where we chatted outside the field over coffee while you were stuffing a husky dog down your fat ass watching the band.
She then lays in bed and gets off to the image of sugar she filed away from that day;) You're 43 , hideous looking and single, and your wife/girlfriend is combing social media trying to find me, lookin fer a fair, hard and honest poundin. -
Absolutely classic, one of my favorites. I loved the anti-12 rants. I'll try to hunt down the one about the ugly Hispanic wives making chili coloradoDoogles said:Taking pictures of yourself with your hawk "12" jersey on? I've fucking HAD it with you faggy 12's. If i see you snapping a "cute" little 12ie you'll wake up walking funny..
Watching these fake, Johnny - cum - lately bonio's on komo 4 sports. All amped up and dressed up to watch a pre-season game. I hope the hawks go 9-7 (and with their schedule it's possible) just so these lifeless fucks suffer misery 7 weeks this fall. 75% of this asshole fanbase was nowhere to be found during the hard times. The same prolly never stuck with the dawgs during their hard times. Most of them were still living in Minnesota, Illinois and every other depressed miserable Midwest or east coast city or town. They all moved here for jobs and suddenly are putting #12 stickers below their eyes and on their cheeks, coloring their hair green and running around town with seahawk plates, window flags and "we are superbowl champs" bumper stickers.
Fuck all ya'all, you are viking fans, bear fans, lion fans. You're not moving to my state and claiming champ status. You are 75's not the 12's, the 75% who didn't own season tickets through the hard times, or who were responsible for the BLACKOUTS because you worthless cunts didn't want to watch a seahawk game because they were losing. Hope you fucking 12's all die in a gas chamber -
PLSS on the winter olympics:
"Are you enjoying men's figure skating America? I know neglected housewives watch it because of the cockshots. But why do men watch figure skating? NBC chooses the sport as their main event for a reason and it isn't just women. Is it the triple axel More_weenies? Or is it the bulge factor and tight butts that catch your eye? NBC and gay america have been bringing this shit to our living rooms for too long. Where's the fucking downhill bitches?"
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"Evengi Plushenko, a Russian male figure skater just blew a fucking kiss after his routine. More_cock caught it and cried. There's your Olympic games. Show me Alpine events, more hockey, luge...the events that made the Olympic games. "
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"Do snowboarders even understand what a gold medal means? Here's what a snowboarder says after placing..."it was sick' I'm so stoked, it was like sick and im sick and stoked, we should continue this Olympic thing...is this the first games? Did red bull put this thing on? I'm just so stoked...is this thing real gold?" The Olympic committee invited these disrespectful little bastard snowboarders into the club for ratings. And ruined the tradition and integrity of the games in the process" -
DerekJohnson said:
this thread is headed for the Classics board in a couple of days
the o/u is 5 (days) ....
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I'm trying to hunt this one down. If i knew around the time cockus had 11k it might be easier. But i remember that one made me cry, it was fucking gold.RoadDawg55 said:There are so many missing. One of the funniest was about Cockus celebrating his 11,000th post with his two dads. Something about Cockus yelling up the stairs, "Dad, I did it, I have 11,000 posts" while Cockus' boyfriend gleamed with pride.
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pawz said:
to cockus:
I'm coming after your 11,000 posts that you spent many a cuntless night laying down, fingerbanging your keyboard. Pucker up buttercup:)))) lol BFF xoxoDoogles said:
I'm trying to hunt this one down. If i knew around the time cockus had 11k it might be easier. But i remember that one made me cry, it was fucking gold.RoadDawg55 said:There are so many missing. One of the funniest was about Cockus celebrating his 11,000th post with his two dads. Something about Cockus yelling up the stairs, "Dad, I did it, I have 11,000 posts" while Cockus' boyfriend gleamed with pride.
The time he made a bunch of crazy posts and said it was his brother was hilarious too.
FWIW, my google docs says I saved this quote on June 22. -
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Cuntwaffle
Let me first start by saying If I could have a free shot at anybody on earth, the first would be Obama, the second, Kim Grinolds (although its not fair to hit a bitch)
He's been saying Sark must break through in 2013, no excuses. Now he's
got a thread up that says 'no excuses' isn't fair to Sark. "Sark inherited a mess, the team is still young...". He's such a two-faced hypocritical little cuntwaffle! Kim is already trying to save face and its only June.coming from someone who just responds but never posts. Stick with Steel Roast, ill take you to the top you supple little starling
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Legendary rant re: Yale
"Foolish bastard" gets me every time.puppylove_sugarsteel said:We don't have any experts. Even though you were a drummer boy in the UW band, your value as master film study expert is welcome here. Please tell us about our recruits and share your film expertise you ignorant fucking cunt. You don't have a clue how to analyze one frame of football film you foolish bastard.
People over there are going to call your bluff soon as I'll make sure of it. You're the biggest fraud @ dawgman, and that's hard to do. It makes you feel good to have a following , more like herd, of new young and dumb impressionable doogie chargees, who buy your cock sucking film study garbage.
Toss off Yale (you went to LW Voc Tech) . I know you by the way, and I know you're full of shit. Games up fucko. Put your hands in the air while kim frisks your dumbass. -
