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Best Part about Turkey Day

DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,545 Founders Club
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Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.
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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 104,512 Founders Club
    Doogles said:

    RaceBannon said:

    I spend it with my wife of 29 years but still. ....

    Maybe if you share some pics we could all enjoy the holiday

    You got married past 60?
    Hardy har har
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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Flagged for lack of pics.
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Doogles said:

    Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

    It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

    How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
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  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,545 Founders Club
    A lot of old fogey's on this board. Any of the 20somethings here know exactly what i'm talking about.
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  • topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838
    Doogles said:

    A lot of old fogey's on this board. Any of the 20somethings here know exactly what i'm talking about.

    The old fogey's know your lying, because we were once your age.
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  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Doogles said:

    A lot of old fogey's on this board. Any of the 20somethings here know exactly what i'm talking about.

    Prove us wrong. Poast some pics. And learn how to use an apostrophe.

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  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,545 Founders Club
    lol at the vitriol. I'm surprised some of you are surprised out here. Completely different game with social media these days. My generation is all about rape hookup culture. It literally goes like this:

    Hey are you going back to Sac for thanksgiving?

    Yes!

    Great! Me and some of the old gang are getting together at (insert bar here), come meet up!

    Ok! Haven't seen you in forever!



    If I need to post a dialogue on how to seal the deal than you are truly lost. It's not that difficult. Complement her on passing the bar, mask your alcholosim, head back to mom's basement.
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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 43,584 Standard Supporter
    MikeDamone said:

    Doogles said:

    Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

    It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

    How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
    He gets a headstart with the cousins at the kids table.

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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Is it Friday yet?
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  • LaZorisLaZoris Member Posts: 1,675 Standard Supporter
    MikeDamone said:

    Doogles said:

    Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

    It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

    How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
    Buckley, WA
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  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,545 Founders Club
    LaZoris said:

    MikeDamone said:

    Doogles said:

    Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

    It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

    How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
    Buckley, WA
    I already said where I was from, and it's not Washington.
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Doogles said:

    LaZoris said:

    MikeDamone said:

    Doogles said:

    Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

    It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

    How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
    Buckley, WA
    I already said where I was from, and it's not Washington.
    Preston Idaho.
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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 104,512 Founders Club
    Pro tip: don't take the internet seriously.

    Did you say you are from Buckley?
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  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,545 Founders Club
    If this bored is anti-whoring around with past over holiday, then i'm out.
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