Best Part about Turkey Day
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lol at the vitriol. I'm surprised some of you are surprised out here. Completely different game with social media these days. My generation is all about
rapehookup culture. It literally goes like this:
Hey are you going back to Sac for thanksgiving?
Yes!
Great! Me and some of the old gang are getting together at (insert bar here), come meet up!
Ok! Haven't seen you in forever!
If I need to post a dialogue on how to seal the deal than you are truly lost. It's not that difficult. Complement her on passing the bar, mask your alcholosim, head back to mom's basement. -
Best part of Turkey Day is when the in-laws LEAVE!!
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He gets a headstart with the cousins at the kids table.MikeDamone said:
How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.Doogles said:Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.
It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.
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Is it Friday yet?
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Fucking embarrassing.Doogles said:lol at the vitriol. I'm surprised some of you are surprised out here. Completely different game with social media these days. My generation is all about
rapehookup culture. It literally goes like this:
Hey are you going back to Sac for thanksgiving?
Yes!
Great! Me and some of the old gang are getting together at (insert bar here), come meet up!
Ok! Haven't seen you in forever!
If I need to post a dialogue on how to seal the deal than you are truly lost. It's not that difficult. Complement her on passing the bar, mask your alcholosim, head back to mom's basement. -
Buckley, WAMikeDamone said:
How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.Doogles said:Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.
It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday. -
I already said where I was from, and it's not Washington.LaZoris said:
Buckley, WAMikeDamone said:
How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.Doogles said:Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.
It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday. -
Preston Idaho.Doogles said:
I already said where I was from, and it's not Washington.LaZoris said:
Buckley, WAMikeDamone said:
How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.Doogles said:Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.
It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday. -
Pro tip: don't take the internet seriously.
Did you say you are from Buckley? -
If this bored is anti-whoring around with past over holiday, then i'm out.





