Best Part about Turkey Day

Doogles

Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

RaceBannon

I spend it with my wife of 29 years but still. ....

Maybe if you share some pics we could all enjoy the holiday

Doogles

RaceBannon said:

I spend it with my wife of 29 years but still. ....

Maybe if you share some pics we could all enjoy the holiday

You got married past 60?

CuntWaffle

@TheChatch true???

RaceBannon

Doogles said:

RaceBannon said:

I spend it with my wife of 29 years but still. ....

Maybe if you share some pics we could all enjoy the holiday

You got married past 60?

Hardy har har

TierbsHsotBoobs

Flagged for lack of pics.

MikeDamone

Doogles said:

Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.

topdawgnc

Doogles said:

Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

So you are sitting in your mom's basement jerking off to your high school yearbook.

Doogles

A lot of old fogey's on this board. Any of the 20somethings here know exactly what i'm talking about.

topdawgnc

Doogles said:

A lot of old fogey's on this board. Any of the 20somethings here know exactly what i'm talking about.

The old fogey's know your lying, because we were once your age.

AZDuck

Doogles said:

A lot of old fogey's on this board. Any of the 20somethings here know exactly what i'm talking about.

Prove us wrong. Poast some pics. And learn how to use an apostrophe.

Doogles

lol at the vitriol. I'm surprised some of you are surprised out here. Completely different game with social media these days. My generation is all about rape hookup culture. It literally goes like this:

Hey are you going back to Sac for thanksgiving?

Yes!

Great! Me and some of the old gang are getting together at (insert bar here), come meet up!

Ok! Haven't seen you in forever!



If I need to post a dialogue on how to seal the deal than you are truly lost. It's not that difficult. Complement her on passing the bar, mask your alcholosim, head back to mom's basement.

QuornDawg

Best part of Turkey Day is when the in-laws LEAVE!!

PurpleThrobber

MikeDamone said:

Doogles said:

Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.

He gets a headstart with the cousins at the kids table.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Is it Friday yet?

MikeDamone

Doogles said:

lol at the vitriol. I'm surprised some of you are surprised out here. Completely different game with social media these days. My generation is all about rape hookup culture. It literally goes like this:

Hey are you going back to Sac for thanksgiving?

Yes!

Great! Me and some of the old gang are getting together at (insert bar here), come meet up!

Ok! Haven't seen you in forever!



If I need to post a dialogue on how to seal the deal than you are truly lost. It's not that difficult. Complement her on passing the bar, mask your alcholosim, head back to mom's basement.

Fucking embarrassing.

LaZoris

MikeDamone said:

Doogles said:

Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.

Buckley, WA

Doogles

LaZoris said:

MikeDamone said:

Doogles said:

Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.

Buckley, WA

I already said where I was from, and it's not Washington.

MikeDamone

Doogles said:

LaZoris said:

MikeDamone said:

Doogles said:

Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.

Buckley, WA

I already said where I was from, and it's not Washington.

Preston Idaho.

RaceBannon

Pro tip: don't take the internet seriously.

Did you say you are from Buckley?

Doogles

If this bored is anti-whoring around with past over holiday, then i'm out.