Fluff alert: Danny Shelton human interest story
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He'd say kill all the God damn mother fucking pieces of trash people and their God damned stupid shitty dogs that they think are "tough" with a fucking .357 magnum bullet to they head. That's what he'd say.Alexis said:how the fuck did an article about what a fucking stud Danny Shelton is turn into this little drippy vaginafest. Fuck, if your dog can't handle themselves, that's on the owner. Teach them how to defend themselves.
You have no idea what the mean streets of south Auburn are like. You don't go anywhere without your pit when there are six 7-11 in town.
I'll bet you Chris Peterson would have something to say on this thread -
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My dog is a dachshund-pit bull mix... he's the most aggressive dog in the world
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Alexis said:
I'll bet you Chris Peterson would have something to say on this thread
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Clearly the owner is to blame.AZDuck said:My dog is a dachshund-pit bull mix... he's the most aggressive dog in the world
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That reminds me...I while back i saw some kind if franken dog mix like a German Shepard fucked a Corggie or something. It was a long dog about 2 inches off the ground with a massive German Shepard head. The poor bastard looks absolutely miserable.AZDuck said:My dog is a dachshund-pit bull mix... he's the most aggressive dog in the world
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Should've put him down.MikeDamone said:
That reminds me...I while back i saw some kind if franken dog mix like a German Shepard fucked a Corggie or something. It was a long dog about 2 inches off the ground with a massive German Shepard head. The poor bastard looks absolutely miserable.AZDuck said:My dog is a dachshund-pit bull mix... he's the most aggressive dog in the world
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My dachshund-pit (I wasn't kidding) is pretty much the most protective (of his people) dog I've ever seen. When we're home, he barks and goes crazy if someone so much as walks by the house. However, he gives no fucks about our property. If you were to break in when we aren't home, he will let you rob us blind as long as you let him sleep. Growls at every dog he sees when he's on a leash. Pretty friendly off-leash, except for poodles. He hates poodles. Put one in the animal hospital. Again, not kidding.
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Fuck pitbulls
Fuck terriers
Fuck little purse dogs that go to Starbucks for Facebook selfies and tall (like Kim) caramel mocha frap chai non fat gluten free vegan sperm juice and a banana
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You need to put him down... Not Kidding... Lack of abundance is the infraction here.AZDuck said:My dachshund-pit (I wasn't kidding) is pretty much the most protective (of his people) dog I've ever seen. When we're home, he barks and goes crazy if someone so much as walks by the house. However, he gives no fucks about our property. If you were to break in when we aren't home, he will let you rob us blind as long as you let him sleep. Growls at every dog he sees when he's on a leash. Pretty friendly off-leash, except for poodles. He hates poodles. Put one in the animal hospital. Again, not kidding.
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Most of all, FUCK THIS THREAD! I'm really sorry I started this fucking little shitstorm.PurpleJ said:Fuck pitbulls
Fuck terriers
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And fuck "cat people"PurpleBaze said:
Most of all, FUCK THIS THREAD! I'm really sorry I started this fucking little shitstorm.PurpleJ said:Fuck pitbulls
Fuck terriers
Fuck little purse dogs that go to Starbucks for Facebook selfies and tall (like Kim) caramel mocha frap chai non fat gluten free vegan sperm juice and a banana
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Nice bump.PurpleBaze said:
Most of all, FUCK THIS THREAD! I'm really sorry I started this fucking little shitstorm.PurpleJ said:Fuck pitbulls
Fuck terriers
Fuck little purse dogs that go to Starbucks for Facebook selfies and tall (like Kim) caramel mocha frap chai non fat gluten free vegan sperm juice and a banana -
Fuck people that take their fucking dog with them anywhere other than where dogs are supposed to be.PurpleJ said:Fuck pitbulls
Fuck terriers
Fuck little purse dogs that go to Starbucks for Facebook selfies and tall (like Kim) caramel mocha frap chai non fat gluten free vegan sperm juice and a banana -
I like my dog. He's the only sort-of weiner dog that catches frisbees. And he will fuck your poodle up.
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1) I'm not clicking on that.PurpleJ said:
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my Presa Canario thinks you're all pussies
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I googled "fuck your dog" to see if anyone had started a website dedicated to hating other people's dogs. Good Lord.PurpleBaze said:
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My dog still rules. This is an actual photo from a beach in Japan
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That's a decent Japanese beer, too.AZDuck said:My dog still rules. This is an actual photo from a beach in Japan
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Did you visit Splooge?AZDuck said:My dog still rules. This is an actual photo from a beach in Japan
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While all Asians may look the same (I keed, I keed), Tokyo is a long way from the ladyboy parlors of Chaing Mai. And even further away from West Seattle.
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BummerAZDuck said:While all Asians may look the same (I keed, I keed), Tokyo is a long way from the ladyboy parlors of Chaing Mai. And even further away from West Seattle.
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just open your legs and let him lick your *****, everything else will then happen itself.
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Winner. Thread over.PurpleJ said:Sort
just open your legs and let him lick your *****, everything else will then happen itself.
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doggyfuckerdoggyfucker 22-25, F Mar 13, 2011 9
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Nice work everyone. We took a topic NOGAF about and made it our own.
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Its true. I fucking hate these asshole piece of garbage dogs. They are mean. Just mean, no two ways about it. And they are loud, with their long weirdly heavy dick bodies that sound like balls smacking a fat pair of ass cheeks everytime their back legs slam against the floor when they move since they cant walk like a normal dog because they are stupid ass fucking wiener dogs.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:This is the most aggressive dog breed:
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Its true. I fucking hate these asshole piece of garbage dogs. They are mean. Just mean, no two ways about it. And they are loud, with their long weirdly heavy dick bodies that sound like balls smacking a fat pair of ass cheeks everytime their back legs slam against the floor when they move since they cant walk like a normal dog because they are stupid ass fucking wiener dogs.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:This is the most aggressive dog breed:
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Waaah im mike damone and im fat and my stupid ass golden retriever got punked by a big bad pitbull and all I did was stand there and cry caue im a fat piece of shit and my dog is a homo
