Which Ducks Will Fish Poach in the Portal?
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Take it to the Record Shoppe but finally saw it in a theater in Skagit County and was worth it. I only see about one movie a year now not on an airplane so I guess that says a lot.
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nice bored selection, fuckos.
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Further noted: He didn’t just run track there, make his riches somewhere else and then come back. Nike was invented at UO, on campus along with the track coach.
This is how America works.
So far…
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Did he beat the nazis in front of Hitler? Uhhh-didn’t think so.☝️☝️☝️
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HH Fanboy heard from …
you left out the part where Jordan’s mother insisted he take the trip/meeting to actually meet the Oregon AD aka uncle fill in Beaverton with mommy. He originally wanted to go with Adidas like Magic and Bird; he took the meeting because of mom and the rest is history.
This played a huge part in Nike
UniversityInc. market share and obvious success. Nike made Mike a Billionaire and Jordan helped Uncle Fill and Nike sky rocket beyond 85. Greatest ROI recruit ever.Great business decisions obviously on all sides and Fill was smart enough to recruit Mrs Jordan. Oregon’s unofficial NLI started in the early to mid 90s. Jordon eventually purchased an nba team and we all know who purchased the Nike University Athletic Department. Mike got his toy and Fill got his because he’s too sleazy to be accepted as the legit Professional Owner years ago. We damn near got the death penalty for fruit baskets and Oregon University is sleazy (using child slave $) from the top down.
It’s a damn shame Mike didn’t go to adidas’s because they would be the market leader today. And Oregon would be what they always were, Oregon State Lite! Zero fans everywhere should thank their lucky stars for momma J and Micheal. ↙️ had Seaver received a heart from Race, that’s an awake wet dream! ↙️
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Look at All the President’s Men over here with his breaking news.
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if Adidas had their shit together with Jordan were all speaking German and Oregon is sending the Step Brothers Did We Just Become Best Friends Gif to Coug and Beavlet
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The state of some of you.
😂Nike helped make Jordon into Jordan. They invented modern sports marketing. Adidas would have thrown him into some 84 Forums and said good luck.
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I thought Bird and Magic wore Converse.
Anyway, why would any clean, decent American support Adidas? The first part of the fucking name is short familiar in German for "Adolph," the name of one of the founding Dassler brothers who was an actual Nazi.
You know, my people from rough and tumble timber country courageously rowed against that regime, one of them, an O-Town boy, while deathly ill. They gave their all for this country fighting against the tyranny of Nazi rule and their odious (and cheating) apparatus; and here you are wishing my alma mater, the very school for which those boys gave their all, were aligned with this German Eurotrash company. @YellowSnow
What kind of man thinks in this manner?
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Does Nike tuck you into bed at night? Are you one of those grown men who care about shoes?
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Does Nike slip you into a hell scape of night terrors each god forsaken evening?
Rhetorical.
Why wouldn’t a grown man care about shoes, Jasper?
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Phil offered Magic stock because Nike couldn't match the paltry 100 grand or so Converse offered. All Magic wanted was more than Larry
The stock offer is worth billions today of course..
What Nike did with Tiger was more outside the box. Basketball players were proven.
Even other golfers thought 100 million was crazy for Tiger. Maybe jealous too
And they gave him his own division. It worked
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My dad was offered a job by a friend of his at Blue Ribbon.
He didn’t take it.
Oh dad….
Also nobody was wearing basketball shoes daily until Jordan. Saying it was proven is a little misleading. People wore tennis shoes more than basketball.
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Jordan is Jordan because of Jordan.
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I’m sorry you’re so stupid.
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Imagine being from the PNW and not being a communist and hating with the heat of a thousand suns one of the most successful, innovative and ground-breaking companies to organically grow out of our soil because of your favorite college football team. Yeah, that's super clear thinking. I mean, Boeing, Microsoft, UPS … I like that they're here and were born here. And from what little inside baseball I get, they've always treated UW very well in their dealings.
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If you don't think Nike's campaign played a part in his becoming the gargantuan institution he and his brand became you need to touch some grass my man. There had never been anything like it in terms of a literal global shift in market awareness in sport. Compare and contrast Kobe Bryant and Reebok. What was that tag line? Oh yeah, nobody ever knew it.
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All TLDR. NIIIIIIKKKKKKKEEEEE!
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He had another bad day at the Senior Bowl workout, at which he got trucked by some Marshal player who ran his ass over. He'll be good in the NFL I'm sure, but maybe Oregon O line coaching needs an upgrade. Pad level, my boy. Pad level. Mario preaching. It's about the only thing that motherfucker seems to understand. Pad level.
The clip is widely available. Fucking TRUCKED.
Btw, I want to come back to my favorite of all of my rants. How in the fuck does a guy like that - the Marshall guy, now projected to go in the first round - get by all these brilliant P4 coaches? Why is he at Marshall? Did he always want to play for Marshall? Doubtful.
#PEteachersmakingmillions -
I'll PM you the name of my therapist. She's done wonders for me.
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That Nike campus also needed a fuck ton of flooring
Just saying it didn't hurt the economy
Howard Slusher negotiated the construction of it.
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But, but, sweatshops!
Written by people on technology built by little fingers for pennies a day.
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Oregon's gotta be one of the only, if not the only school where your fan card or diploma can't be given to you until you shamelessly shill for a sports apparel company and a pro sports owner. Also you have to dance around like a complete dipshit to a cringe song and movie.
Oregon gets 100% of the credit. Stanford Business School needs to get on their level.
We're in the B1G now. Any Maryland lurkers wanna come suck Under Armour dick and argue about it every thread and topic they can? Mods? Devs?
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I don't actually think Nike had nothing to do with the Jordan stuff. I do like goading grown men into simping about corporations though. I made fun of Apple people to their faces constantly when that was more of a thing. Same with people who try to do moral high ground consumer shit and eco shit but who don't like on a commune and aren't minimalists.
I also think Jordan's agent had a lot to do with shit that people don't realize and probably credit others for. I will say for Nike a greatest of all-time logo. That's true.
I don't give one iota of a fuck or pride that Microsoft or god damn Boeing or whatever is from here so especially don't for an apparel company from Oregon. I think it's cool Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix are from here and John Stockton and Budda Baker and stuff like that though.
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hey haie, I'm not the one bringing it up. just trying to bring some perspective here after having taken a walk on the beach. this place needs it. people seem upset.
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You're from Sedro Woolley; simping is in your blood. Don't judge.
And I'm sorry, you caught me off guard. I wasn't expecting the now very hackneyed "oh yeah, I'm not being serious; I just love watching ___________ do __________ so that's why I said __________" from you. The guy who uses that line here 20 times a day has an observable low double digit IQ that every serious person here within striking distance of 100 can plainly see, so I was confused.
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fuck Nike. Out of principle I don’t buy their shit.
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Imagine saying you don’t care and then mentioning Jordan’s agent not getting enough credit.
Oh man. You’re a classic.
