Without having to dox thyself…
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I’m not gay
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I sent @HillsboroDawg a dick pic one time and then he stopped poasting. That's all I got.
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I loved McDavid's demand via email that I show him more respect. Kim Grinolds equally got a kick out of that, at the time.
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I remember back in 2018 that Poopsi and Gladstone texted me that Gladdy was coming to town and they wanted to have lunch with me and give me some ideas for Hardcore Husky. So we met at the Pizza Coop. Turns out there were no ideas, Poopsi wanted to buy Hardcore Husky for $5,000. He said I wasn't doing much with it anyway on the recruiting front. When I politely declined, Gladdy said "Name your price, Stalin". So I said, "Okay, $100,000,000!"
We ended up having a pleasant lunch but I felt a bit irritated that they weren't just up front with me.
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More than any other man here, huh?
Okay!
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Huh?
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you made my day! We should exchange numbers 😉 faggy wink
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Made me hungry.
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At least she didn’t call you a worthless cunt.
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Forgot to mention meeting @Purple_Pills here in Lexington when he came out to play trivia at one of my shows.
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You look more masculine than I expected.
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I may (or may not) have coached a former(?) poaster who went back to the days of the Pit…
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You still won't SAY IT TO MY FACE! Sad.
Those folks from the DM Recruiting banquet era and I are BFFs. We hang all the time.
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I've not met any of you in real life. Although, there are not too many husky fans living in northern Idaho and it seems like there a number of us here.
Solid chance I've seen one of you.
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Have you passed @EsophagealFeces as he exited the Piggly Wiggly?
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They didn’t respect the business
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People forget Sergei Brin and Larry Page turned down a $5 Billion offer from Yahoo.
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I've enjoyed a few DMs with @Swaye and @Doog_de_Jour. I text back and forth a few times per year with @PurpleBaze with motorcycle hawt talk because we don't already do enough of that in the Shoppe. Went to the Skagit County circle jerk and had one of the most awkward hours of my life sitting in the corner like a looser, scanning the room, and wondering which group of dudes was the circle jerk because there wasn't an article of UW gear in the house. Luckily, someone saw my post on the circle jerk thread and told me where to go. To be fair, I didn't have any UW gear on either. Good times, though.
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love me some piggly wiggly. Use to love going.
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Most of the UW fans I’ve seen around here have been classy looking older guys, which makes me hesitant to introduce myself as EsophagealFeces.
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classy looking older guys… on this bored?
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older guys are the weirdest and funniest
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Agree 100%. I aspire to be old, weird, and funny someday. So far I’m just weird.
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Just Damone, who recognized me at a tailgate and hung out with me at a bar on St Patrick's day.
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I have a long butt buddiness with @DerekJohnson and @TommySQC Have done some contract work for Tommy as well as hanging out. Oh, and driving him home after he got us hammer banned from Taki Tikki.
I hung out with @Joey and his lovely wife at the Adam Carolla show this summer. Had a blast.
Met @PurpleBaze @theknowledge @GrundleStiltzkin and @PurpleJ last summer. I hate to admit it, but I like all of them. They are now permanently in my whack file.
Also met @Tequilla at the Tikki. He's not nearly as insufferable as you all think. (He's actually a good dude). But then again, he didn't dominate me in Rec Basketball, so I didn't have to suffer his wrath.
Lots of folks that decided to gargle balls and are no longer on HH as well. I have a wish list, but I will keep that sacred in my heart.
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Not nearly as dramatic, but that was the game where I sat behind the coug bench with 3-4 guys from their baseball team to the right of me, and when I told them that they should cancel their conference championship game tickets, they threatened to kick my ass.
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That reminds me, I unknowingly met Damone at Truth BBQ in Houston. We randomly started talking to him and his crew on our way out. Tommy was texting with him later in the day and informed us who we’d met. Fuck o’ dear, I miss that place. If I lived anywhere near BBQ that good, I’d make @CFetters_Nacho_Lover look like Calista Flockhart.
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I was with a guy I graduated with that didn't really want to go find a place before the game, so we drank at the bar in our hotel that felt like 90% Michigan fans.
Bartender was this massive guy that took on of those extra large Starbucks iced plastic cups and filled it with beer and handed it to me free of charge.
One of the Michigan fans next to us said "What the hell man" and he said that he was a Texas fan and was doing it as a tip of the cap for UW winning, and that the keg blew.
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