So guys, I'm old. I have a vacation home down in Peoria, Arizona and I split time between Tacoma, WA (no I'm not poor) and Peoria. Mrs. Doogerson and I were out playing golf and we get paired up with a guy named Barry and his wife, Trudy from Chicago. Barry is everything you'd imagine a 70 year old high roller from Chicago would be. Mrs. Doogerson and Trudy were admiring each other's apparel and discussing their favorite flavors of white claw. Barry says - you gotta go to the Antigua outlet in Peoria.
So Mrs. Doogerson and I go and in the warehouse-type store, this place is a candy shop for my wife. Everything is like $10 bucks for all the latest in stylish old person golf outfits. She had an armful of stuff. I'm not finding much for myself but there are some older duck fans admiring a yellow and green polo shirt.
Being the normal dick that I am, I say - the purple and gold one looks better. I am of course wearing a husky hat. Just a friendly joke, said in a nice tone of voice. Guy turns around and glares at me.
Here is what happened next:
Duck Fan; "Did you guys beat Michigan?" (I'm thinking, damn that escalated quickly. Let's have some fun.)
Me: "No, but it was a tough loss, but boy it was great to be in the national championship game."
Duck Fan: "GOOD LUCK THIS YEAR, HAHAHAHA. YOU GUYS ARE SCREWED."
Me: "Actually, I think we upgraded coaching staffs."
Duck Fan: "Typical husky fan. You guys are toast this year."
Me: "Last I checked we've beaten you 3 times in a row."
Me: "I forget what bowl game were you guys in this year. <cracking a grin>"
Duck Fan: "Fuck you"
He walks away cursing below his breath. I was hoping it would get to the point where I could throw out - how many national championships do you guys have again?
Thank you, Kalen Defraud for allowing me to have this moment. I want you to fail in a spectacular way but those wins over Oregon made this moment possible.
Comments
Pics of Mrs. Doogerson in her new golf skirt?
You sound pour
Or even a pic of the Chicago high rollers wife?
My old man(the first one) is going on 70 and is wearing UW gear everyday when out in public with the hopes of trolling a Ducktard. "The Coogs are where they belong and have excepted life, the Ducks still need some work...."
*accepted
Zona Ducks like @AZDuck are the worst.
TYFYS
Imagine not only getting in an argument over sports in an outlet store but then going to brag about it on the internet.
Yeah but the post got 16 fancy feasts and counting…
CSB time …
Was at the Waste Management Open last weekend wearing my UW hat. A guy wearing hideous amounts of grello yells at me, “How you Huskies feeling now without your coach? Gonna be rough.”
Not a comment worth fisticuffs, but the tone was there. I couldn’t come up with a repy that wouldn’t require an ongoing conversation, so I just said, “Feels better than losing three in a row to my rival.”
In these Dawg days of winter a minor miracle takes place whenever anyone posts anything.
had a Daddy Daughter dance last night with my 8yo in Dallas. There was a digital slide show and I submitted a photo from the natty of us throwing up dubs at the fan fest in Houston for all the UT alum dads there. Talking sugar bowl shit to looonghorns in Dallas is the one silver lining on the shit sandwich ending to 14-1.
This was Duck fan in Vegas
until 9:00pm anyways
I feel ya, bruh.
Smoking weed and talking shit @Ballz deep in enemy territory is the best.
I don’t know what it is, but our local Ducktards don’t say shit to me most of the time and I’m always wearing the colors. Deschutes County Ducks must be soft. I'm usually the one to initiate shit talk
The times I’ve hung out in Bend, I always wear UW stuff and never get into any rows. It’s gotta be the weed.
Moral of the story…5 years ago, we really had no comebacks and the ducks were the ones popping off. Tables have been turned.
Mrs. Doogerson and I will be out of the course again this afternoon. Out of respect for @Rapeculturedawg , I will not post a pic of her ass in her new golf outfit as he is her baby brother.
Another interesting observation. I've played probably 50 times at my golf courses in my neighborhood since I bought the place a year ago. Met a lot of good dudes. Never once have I run into a duck fan or a WSU fan. Plenty of Huskies, lots of Cornhuskers, Michigan fans, Illinois fans, and the occasional Beav. Oddly enough a bunch of Canadians as well.
Maybe the ducks and coogs can't afford vacation homes in this economy.
“Beating sark is a fun tradition, let’s do it again next year!”
Think about the amount of pressure Lanning and the duck fans are going to be under next year.
4th straight game they’ll figure there’s no chance in hell they lose. They’ll probably set up for the Big 10 championship. If Lanning chokes another one when we are obviously down according to them they may finally have to realize that they may not win for awhile.
lol