The key to a happy marriage
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She sounds like a pain in the ass.
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You ain't getting any anyway
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My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married
They each own their own house
I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works
Also have separate televisions
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Mrs Snow would be down for this to eliminate the Yella farts, but, alas she likes the back scratching too much.RaceBannon said:My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married
They each own their own house
I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works
Also have separate televisions
38 years pal -
Whatever works for you and whatever consenting adult you’re with.
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Ha, same deal here.YellowSnow said:
Mrs Snow would be down for this to eliminate the Yella farts, but, alas she likes the back scratching too much.RaceBannon said:My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married
They each own their own house
I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works
Also have separate televisions
38 years pal -
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I drink a lot of beer and eat gassy food, boss.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Ha, same deal here.YellowSnow said:
Mrs Snow would be down for this to eliminate the Yella farts, but, alas she likes the back scratching too much.RaceBannon said:My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married
They each own their own house
I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works
Also have separate televisions
38 years pal
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She was unreal when she was young but didn't age well. In The Mask, she was ridiculous.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Anyway, the key to a happy marriage is many blowjobs (from your lady ideally but if you have a husband, I'm not here to judge). Ideally the lady is on her knees and makes eye contact every 15 seconds.
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When do you get laid?RaceBannon said:My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married
They each own their own house
I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works
Also have separate televisions
38 years pal -
Did I mention 38 years?
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This has been a plan we’ve implemented to great success. When you’re well rested life is better. No complaining about loud breathing or alarms going off at night (long story). And can still get after it.
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Yes it's OK to have sex outside of sharing a bed at night
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Being trailer trash its hard to get a two bedroom - do have separate TV rooms. She doesn't have to heat the bedroom as I am the heat source for her comfort. and the dog.
Had a couple of surgeries before trailer life and did use separate bedrooms, both of us slept better. -
It has been discussed in our house. I’m early-to-bed / early-to-rise, the Missus is not. If I’m not asleep when she and the pup come in, it’s a long night for me…
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didn't she go broke?? and now has to work
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Leave It To Beaver was first and right!
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Who? Carmen Diaz?FireCohen said:didn't she go broke?? and now has to work
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My GF and I have been living separately for going on 3 years now. Prior to that we lived together for 6. The final year of that, after my son moved, we had separate rooms. I had a new bed and TV within days of him moving out.
We both slept better. I got to leave the TV on and was happy. She got to thrash around like a possessed woman and somehow take up an entire king size bed at 5'1". Also she got to sleep with her cat who I tended to send flying every night. They're both happier like this.
Had more and better sex too. I usually made sure it was in her room so that I could leave after. That'll be the plan again if she moves back in, which I think is cumming right around the corner. -
I really like the line about leaving after sex. So you can still make them feel like a slut while you feel like you just big dicked emchuck said:My GF and I have been living separately for going on 3 years now. Prior to that we lived together for 6. The final year of that, after my son moved, we had separate rooms. I had a new bed and TV within days of him moving out.
We both slept better. I got to leave the TV on and was happy. She got to thrash around like a possessed woman and somehow take up an entire king size bed at 5'1". Also she got to sleep with her cat who I tended to send flying every night. They're both happier like this.
Had more and better sex too. I usually made sure it was in her room so that I could leave after. That'll be the plan again if she moves back in, which I think is cumming right around the corner. -
You fucking guys. Christ.dirtysouwfdawg said:
I really like the line about leaving after sex. So you can still make them feel like a slut while you feel like you just big dicked emchuck said:My GF and I have been living separately for going on 3 years now. Prior to that we lived together for 6. The final year of that, after my son moved, we had separate rooms. I had a new bed and TV within days of him moving out.
We both slept better. I got to leave the TV on and was happy. She got to thrash around like a possessed woman and somehow take up an entire king size bed at 5'1". Also she got to sleep with her cat who I tended to send flying every night. They're both happier like this.
Had more and better sex too. I usually made sure it was in her room so that I could leave after. That'll be the plan again if she moves back in, which I think is cumming right around the corner. -
I have issues. Well documented issues.YellowSnow said:
You fucking guys. Christ.dirtysouwfdawg said:
I really like the line about leaving after sex. So you can still make them feel like a slut while you feel like you just big dicked emchuck said:My GF and I have been living separately for going on 3 years now. Prior to that we lived together for 6. The final year of that, after my son moved, we had separate rooms. I had a new bed and TV within days of him moving out.
We both slept better. I got to leave the TV on and was happy. She got to thrash around like a possessed woman and somehow take up an entire king size bed at 5'1". Also she got to sleep with her cat who I tended to send flying every night. They're both happier like this.
Had more and better sex too. I usually made sure it was in her room so that I could leave after. That'll be the plan again if she moves back in, which I think is cumming right around the corner. -
Is that like a well documented fumbling problem ?dirtysouwfdawg said:
I have issues. Well documented issues.YellowSnow said:
You fucking guys. Christ.dirtysouwfdawg said:
I really like the line about leaving after sex. So you can still make them feel like a slut while you feel like you just big dicked emchuck said:My GF and I have been living separately for going on 3 years now. Prior to that we lived together for 6. The final year of that, after my son moved, we had separate rooms. I had a new bed and TV within days of him moving out.
We both slept better. I got to leave the TV on and was happy. She got to thrash around like a possessed woman and somehow take up an entire king size bed at 5'1". Also she got to sleep with her cat who I tended to send flying every night. They're both happier like this.
Had more and better sex too. I usually made sure it was in her room so that I could leave after. That'll be the plan again if she moves back in, which I think is cumming right around the corner. -
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The wife and I sync-up pretty well and I don't sleep worth a damn by myself. We've had kids and dogs who wheeze and snore and the secret was breathing in rhythm with the noise. Sometimes my wife's mouthguard causes a slight windy noise, but once I'm in time with it, I'm asleep in minutes or seconds. I think it's a security/control thing. I can't sleep well with earplugs because I can't hear outside noises in this crime-ridden city. If I know I'm likely to hear shit outside, I sleep like a baby. Freud with have a field day with my sleep behaviors.
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You should move to Bend Mayberry @TurdBomber . I use ear plugs every other night and don't stress crime whatsoever.TurdBomber said:The wife and I sync-up pretty well and I don't sleep worth a damn by myself. We've had kids and dogs who wheeze and snore and the secret was breathing in rhythm with the noise. Sometimes my wife's mouthguard causes a slight windy noise, but once I'm in time with it, I'm asleep in minutes or seconds. I think it's a security/control thing. I can't sleep well with earplugs because I can't hear outside noises in this crime-ridden city. If I know I'm likely to hear shit outside, I sleep like a baby. Freud with have a field day with my sleep behaviors.
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Government has you right where they want you.YellowSnow said:
You should move to Bend Mayberry @TurdBomber . I use ear plugs every other night and don't stress crime whatsoever.TurdBomber said:The wife and I sync-up pretty well and I don't sleep worth a damn by myself. We've had kids and dogs who wheeze and snore and the secret was breathing in rhythm with the noise. Sometimes my wife's mouthguard causes a slight windy noise, but once I'm in time with it, I'm asleep in minutes or seconds. I think it's a security/control thing. I can't sleep well with earplugs because I can't hear outside noises in this crime-ridden city. If I know I'm likely to hear shit outside, I sleep like a baby. Freud with have a field day with my sleep behaviors.
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I sleep with a fan for white noise and the window open a bit for cold air. Helps me sleep
My wife keeps the heat up which is another reason for separate rooms
Humble brag on being able to afford heat
