The key to a happy marriage

RaceBannon

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BleachedAnusDawg

She sounds like a pain in the ass.

RaceBannon

You ain't getting any anyway

RaceBannon

My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married

They each own their own house

I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works

Also have separate televisions

38 years pal

YellowSnow

RaceBannon said:

My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married

They each own their own house

I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works

Also have separate televisions

38 years pal

Mrs Snow would be down for this to eliminate the Yella farts, but, alas she likes the back scratching too much.

Doog_de_Jour

Whatever works for you and whatever consenting adult you’re with.

BleachedAnusDawg

YellowSnow said:

RaceBannon said:

My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married

They each own their own house

I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works

Also have separate televisions

38 years pal

Mrs Snow would be down for this to eliminate the Yella farts, but, alas she likes the back scratching too much.

Ha, same deal here.

BleachedAnusDawg

RaceBannon said:

You ain't getting any anyway

I was never impressed with her, anyways.

YellowSnow

BleachedAnusDawg said:

YellowSnow said:

RaceBannon said:

My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married

They each own their own house

I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works

Also have separate televisions

38 years pal

Mrs Snow would be down for this to eliminate the Yella farts, but, alas she likes the back scratching too much.

Ha, same deal here.

I drink a lot of beer and eat gassy food, boss.

Is what it is.

HFNY

BleachedAnusDawg said:

RaceBannon said:

You ain't getting any anyway

I was never impressed with her, anyways.

She was unreal when she was young but didn't age well. In The Mask, she was ridiculous.

Anyway, the key to a happy marriage is many blowjobs (from your lady ideally but if you have a husband, I'm not here to judge). Ideally the lady is on her knees and makes eye contact every 15 seconds.

dirtysouwfdawg

RaceBannon said:

My sister and her boyfriend have been together longer than I've been married

They each own their own house

I've been doing separate bedrooms for years. It works

Also have separate televisions

38 years pal

When do you get laid?

RaceBannon

Did I mention 38 years?

whlinder

This has been a plan we’ve implemented to great success. When you’re well rested life is better. No complaining about loud breathing or alarms going off at night (long story). And can still get after it.

RaceBannon

Yes it's OK to have sex outside of sharing a bed at night

Allegedly

LebamDawg

Being trailer trash its hard to get a two bedroom - do have separate TV rooms. She doesn't have to heat the bedroom as I am the heat source for her comfort. and the dog.

Had a couple of surgeries before trailer life and did use separate bedrooms, both of us slept better.

Fishpo31

It has been discussed in our house. I’m early-to-bed / early-to-rise, the Missus is not. If I’m not asleep when she and the pup come in, it’s a long night for me…

LebamDawg

FireCohen

didn't she go broke?? and now has to work

dnc

Leave It To Beaver was first and right!

HFNY

FireCohen said:

didn't she go broke?? and now has to work

Who? Carmen Diaz?

PurpleThrobber

HFNY said:

FireCohen said:

didn't she go broke?? and now has to work

Who? Carmen Diaz?

She started broke. And did porn.