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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,560 Swaye's Wigwam
    chuck said:

    My GF and I have been living separately for going on 3 years now. Prior to that we lived together for 6. The final year of that, after my son moved, we had separate rooms. I had a new bed and TV within days of him moving out.

    We both slept better. I got to leave the TV on and was happy. She got to thrash around like a possessed woman and somehow take up an entire king size bed at 5'1". Also she got to sleep with her cat who I tended to send flying every night. They're both happier like this.

    Had more and better sex too. I usually made sure it was in her room so that I could leave after. That'll be the plan again if she moves back in, which I think is cumming right around the corner.

    I really like the line about leaving after sex. So you can still make them feel like a slut while you feel like you just big dicked em
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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,383
    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    chuck said:

    My GF and I have been living separately for going on 3 years now. Prior to that we lived together for 6. The final year of that, after my son moved, we had separate rooms. I had a new bed and TV within days of him moving out.

    We both slept better. I got to leave the TV on and was happy. She got to thrash around like a possessed woman and somehow take up an entire king size bed at 5'1". Also she got to sleep with her cat who I tended to send flying every night. They're both happier like this.

    Had more and better sex too. I usually made sure it was in her room so that I could leave after. That'll be the plan again if she moves back in, which I think is cumming right around the corner.

    I really like the line about leaving after sex. So you can still make them feel like a slut while you feel like you just big dicked em
    You fucking guys. Christ.
    I have issues. Well documented issues.
    Is that like a well documented fumbling problem ?
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,515 Founders Club
    PurpleThrobber said:

    HFNY said:

    FireCohen said:

    didn't she go broke?? and now has to work

    Who? Carmen Diaz?
    She started broke. And did porn.
    Gonna need a link, Boss.

    TIA

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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter
    The wife and I sync-up pretty well and I don't sleep worth a damn by myself. We've had kids and dogs who wheeze and snore and the secret was breathing in rhythm with the noise. Sometimes my wife's mouthguard causes a slight windy noise, but once I'm in time with it, I'm asleep in minutes or seconds. I think it's a security/control thing. I can't sleep well with earplugs because I can't hear outside noises in this crime-ridden city. If I know I'm likely to hear shit outside, I sleep like a baby. Freud with have a field day with my sleep behaviors.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,695 Founders Club
    TurdBomber said:

    The wife and I sync-up pretty well and I don't sleep worth a damn by myself. We've had kids and dogs who wheeze and snore and the secret was breathing in rhythm with the noise. Sometimes my wife's mouthguard causes a slight windy noise, but once I'm in time with it, I'm asleep in minutes or seconds. I think it's a security/control thing. I can't sleep well with earplugs because I can't hear outside noises in this crime-ridden city. If I know I'm likely to hear shit outside, I sleep like a baby. Freud with have a field day with my sleep behaviors.

    You should move to Bend Mayberry @TurdBomber . I use ear plugs every other night and don't stress crime whatsoever.

    I don't even keep the guns loaded anymore.
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  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,878
    YellowSnow said:

    TurdBomber said:

    The wife and I sync-up pretty well and I don't sleep worth a damn by myself. We've had kids and dogs who wheeze and snore and the secret was breathing in rhythm with the noise. Sometimes my wife's mouthguard causes a slight windy noise, but once I'm in time with it, I'm asleep in minutes or seconds. I think it's a security/control thing. I can't sleep well with earplugs because I can't hear outside noises in this crime-ridden city. If I know I'm likely to hear shit outside, I sleep like a baby. Freud with have a field day with my sleep behaviors.

    You should move to Bend Mayberry @TurdBomber . I use ear plugs every other night and don't stress crime whatsoever.

    I don't even keep the guns loaded anymore.
    Government has you right where they want you.
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