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• DucksFC Member Posts: 1,514

  November 2023

  it's good to make sure you come out clean when you pound your penix into the beaver.

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,968

  November 2023

  DucksFC said:

  it's good to make sure you come out clean when you pound your penix into the beaver.

  He didn’t really pound it. He slipped it in once and then precisely placed it another and then angled it the 3rd. He scored 3x’s.

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• TXDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 834

  November 2023

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  DucksFC said:

  it's good to make sure you come out clean when you pound your penix into the beaver.

  He didn’t really pound it. He slipped it in once and then precisely placed it another and then angled it the 3rd. He scored 3x’s.

  He knows how to use it.

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• Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,977

  November 2023

  Everybody was bitching about the conditions, but when things are that wet (a good thing BTW), it's normal for Penix to slip around and not always connect. He just refocused, kept his eyes on the receiver, and during that final push deep up the middle, he came through at the end.

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,870

  November 2023

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  Everybody was bitching about the conditions, but when things are that wet (a good thing BTW), it's normal for Penix to slip around and not always connect. He just refocused, kept his eyes on the receiver, and during that final push deep up the middle, he came through at the end.

  *eye

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• whlinder Member Posts: 4,739

  November 2023

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  Everybody was bitching about the conditions, but when things are that wet (a good thing BTW), it's normal for Penix to slip around and not always connect. He just refocused, kept his eyes on the receiver, and during that final push deep up the middle, he came through at the end.

  Do you think the wetness was the real cause of few of the intended receivers of Penix being able to hold on to his balls?

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• Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,977

  November 2023

  PurpleBaze said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  Everybody was bitching about the conditions, but when things are that wet (a good thing BTW), it's normal for Penix to slip around and not always connect. He just refocused, kept his eyes on the receiver, and during that final push deep up the middle, he came through at the end.

  *eye

  True story, I was literally thinking to myself today “@PurpleBaze hasn’t corrected my grammar/spelling in awhile.” It was like the universe was out of alignment.
  
  Well, balance restored.

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,870

  November 2023

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  Everybody was bitching about the conditions, but when things are that wet (a good thing BTW), it's normal for Penix to slip around and not always connect. He just refocused, kept his eyes on the receiver, and during that final push deep up the middle, he came through at the end.

  *eye

  True story, I was literally thinking to myself today “@PurpleBaze hasn’t corrected my grammar/spelling in awhile.” It was like the universe was out of alignment.
  
  Well, balance restored.

  I DRIKIG AMRECIAN SINGL MALT! CORRECTIG DOOG DE JUOR SPELIG AND GRAMR!

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• Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,977

  November 2023 edited November 2023

  whlinder said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  Everybody was bitching about the conditions, but when things are that wet (a good thing BTW), it's normal for Penix to slip around and not always connect. He just refocused, kept his eyes on the receiver, and during that final push deep up the middle, he came through at the end.

  Do you think the wetness was the real cause of few of the intended receivers of Penix being able to hold on to his balls?

  
  Possible. At first they had a really good rhythm going, and maybe Penix was getting tired, but the Beaver decided to take charge and were poised to climb on top toward the end.
  

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• dannarc Member Posts: 2,384

  November 2023

  
  

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• FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  November 2023

  the OL plays stupid they look amazing to not being able to block anyone

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,246

  November 2023

  YellowSnow said:

  https://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1726276156805287991?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

  Sounds like the Penix was soaking.

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