GREASE POLE

PurpleJ · November 2023

What’s your fav thing to GREASE UP???!

Doog_de_Jour · November 2023

I’m partial to the 1978 musical, but that’s just me.

YellowSnow · November 2023

Duck

RaceBannon · November 2023

@Canard

BennyBeaver · November 2023

Right in:

High temp and edible. Even Kosher.

backthepack · November 2023

Trojan

Fight the fuck on

dnc · November 2023

Ute

I am nothing if not a captive of the moment.

Hi @89ute!

PurpleThrobber · November 2023

Doog_de_Jour said:
I’m partial to the 1978 musical, but that’s just me.

Tell me about it, ~~pal~~ stud.

PurpleJ · November 2023

Cougar

BennyBeaver · November 2023

PurpleJ said:

U into that @trublue necrophilia stuff too?

PurpleJ · November 2023

Cougar

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleJ said:

U into that @trublue necrophilia stuff too?

Is she dead?

Tequilla · November 2023

Doog_de_Jour said:
I’m partial to the 1978 musical, but that’s just me.

I was going to say ... no Sandy on the pole made it invalid

BennyBeaver · November 2023

PurpleJ said:

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleJ said:

U into that @trublue necrophilia stuff too?
Is she dead?

Yes

GrundleStiltzkin · November 2023

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleJ said:

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleJ said:

U into that @trublue necrophilia stuff too?
Is she dead?
Yes

@trublue calls that “seasoned.”

PurpleJ · November 2023

Cougar

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleJ said:

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleJ said:

U into that @trublue necrophilia stuff too?
Is she dead?
Yes

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · November 2023

Beaver

GrundleStiltzkin said:

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleJ said:

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleJ said:

U into that @trublue necrophilia stuff too?
Is she dead?
Yes
@trublue calls that “seasoned.”

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

@PurpleBaze
@Baseman

SECDAWG · November 2023

COON

I didn’t see that as an option.

I grease poles on my feeders to keep the RACCOONS from climbing the POLES and spinning the plate on my feeders, raking corn out all damn night.

Here’s a great example of when you don’t

GREASE POLES

@PurpleJ

BennyBeaver · November 2023

SECDAWG said:
COON

I didn’t see that as an option.

I grease poles on my feeders to keep the RACCOONS from climbing the POLES and spinning the plate on my feeders, raking corn out all damn night.

Here’s a great example of when you don’t

GREASE POLES

@PurpleJ

ISAFNRC

SECDAWG · November 2023

BennyBeaver said:

SECDAWG said:
COON

I didn’t see that as an option.

I grease poles on my feeders to keep the RACCOONS from climbing the POLES and spinning the plate on my feeders, raking corn out all damn night.

Here’s a great example of when you don’t

GREASE POLES

@PurpleJ
ISAFNRC

IDKWTM

BennyBeaver · November 2023

SECDAWG said:

BennyBeaver said:

SECDAWG said:
COON

I didn’t see that as an option.

I grease poles on my feeders to keep the RACCOONS from climbing the POLES and spinning the plate on my feeders, raking corn out all damn night.

Here’s a great example of when you don’t

GREASE POLES

@PurpleJ
ISAFNRC
IDKWTM

We’ve waited so long for pod to get dialed in…close enough imo. So I’ll spoon feed ya.

I
Specifically
Asked
For
No
Racist
Crap

A throwback to an old @HarveyRoad meme.

SECDAWG · November 2023

Gotcha.

Well, they were mostly half and half. Others, as we say.

seatownfunk · November 2023

Doog_de_Jour said:
I’m partial to the 1978 musical, but that’s just me.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · November 2023

Beaver

BennyBeaver said:

SECDAWG said:
COON

I didn’t see that as an option.

I grease poles on my feeders to keep the RACCOONS from climbing the POLES and spinning the plate on my feeders, raking corn out all damn night.

Here’s a great example of when you don’t

GREASE POLES

@PurpleJ
ISAFNRC

A friend who grew up in Virginia told me a story about his grandpa. Admitted gramps was a bit racist but in this story was simply talking about raccoons.

Out at a family dinner and lots of other people in the restaurant including quite a few black families. Gramps start rambling on about how once you get coons in your neighborhood, you just can’t get rid of them.

CSB

PurpleJ · November 2023

Cougar

SECDAWG said:
COON

I didn’t see that as an option.

I grease poles on my feeders to keep the RACCOONS from climbing the POLES and spinning the plate on my feeders, raking corn out all damn night.

Here’s a great example of when you don’t

GREASE POLES

@PurpleJ

So explain this to me, pod. If the raccoons are smart enough to figure out that spinning the plate gets the food out, logic follows that they would figure out that the dumbass who climbs the pole gets filled with lead. So why not just camp out and shoot the little fuckers? Make yourself a badass Davey Crockett hat. Or am I missing something here?

chuck · November 2023

PurpleJ said:

SECDAWG said:
COON

I didn’t see that as an option.

I grease poles on my feeders to keep the RACCOONS from climbing the POLES and spinning the plate on my feeders, raking corn out all damn night.

Here’s a great example of when you don’t

GREASE POLES

@PurpleJ
So explain this to me, pod. If the raccoons are smart enough to figure out that spinning the plate gets the food out, logic follows that they would figure out that the dumbass who climbs the pole gets filled with lead. So why not just camp out and shoot the little fuckers? Make yourself a badass Davey Crockett hat. Or am I missing something here?

You should loan him your kittig CAT! J.

PurpleJ · November 2023

Cougar

chuck said:

PurpleJ said:

SECDAWG said:
COON

I didn’t see that as an option.

I grease poles on my feeders to keep the RACCOONS from climbing the POLES and spinning the plate on my feeders, raking corn out all damn night.

Here’s a great example of when you don’t

GREASE POLES

@PurpleJ
So explain this to me, pod. If the raccoons are smart enough to figure out that spinning the plate gets the food out, logic follows that they would figure out that the dumbass who climbs the pole gets filled with lead. So why not just camp out and shoot the little fuckers? Make yourself a badass Davey Crockett hat. Or am I missing something here?
You should loan him your kittig CAT! J.

I guess that depends on whether @SECDAWG wants mein kitty running a full service raccoon brothel on his property.

RaceBannon · November 2023

J?

http://twitter.com/Dumbwaystodle/status/1719753304983339139?t=QQZ72ZKXGCL0f6DrG0UQUQ&s=19

PurpleJ · November 2023

Cougar

All cats go to heaven boss

PurpleThrobber · November 2023

RaceBannon said:
J?

http://twitter.com/Dumbwaystodle/status/1719753304983339139?t=QQZ72ZKXGCL0f6DrG0UQUQ&s=19

Pussy has saved the Throbber from self-harm on more than one occasion.

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