GREASE POLE

seatownfunk

Doog_de_Jour said:

I’m partial to the 1978 musical, but that’s just me.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Beaver

BennyBeaver said:

SECDAWG said:

COON


I didn’t see that as an option.

I grease poles on my feeders to keep the RACCOONS from climbing the POLES and spinning the plate on my feeders, raking corn out all damn night.


Here’s a great example of when you don’t

GREASE POLES





@PurpleJ

ISAFNRC

A friend who grew up in Virginia told me a story about his grandpa. Admitted gramps was a bit racist but in this story was simply talking about raccoons.

Out at a family dinner and lots of other people in the restaurant including quite a few black families. Gramps start rambling on about how once you get coons in your neighborhood, you just can’t get rid of them.

CSB

PurpleJ

Cougar

SECDAWG said:

COON


I didn’t see that as an option.

I grease poles on my feeders to keep the RACCOONS from climbing the POLES and spinning the plate on my feeders, raking corn out all damn night.


Here’s a great example of when you don’t

GREASE POLES





@PurpleJ

So explain this to me, pod. If the raccoons are smart enough to figure out that spinning the plate gets the food out, logic follows that they would figure out that the dumbass who climbs the pole gets filled with lead. So why not just camp out and shoot the little fuckers? Make yourself a badass Davey Crockett hat. Or am I missing something here?

chuck

PurpleJ said:

SECDAWG said:

COON


I didn’t see that as an option.

I grease poles on my feeders to keep the RACCOONS from climbing the POLES and spinning the plate on my feeders, raking corn out all damn night.


Here’s a great example of when you don’t

GREASE POLES





@PurpleJ

So explain this to me, pod. If the raccoons are smart enough to figure out that spinning the plate gets the food out, logic follows that they would figure out that the dumbass who climbs the pole gets filled with lead. So why not just camp out and shoot the little fuckers? Make yourself a badass Davey Crockett hat. Or am I missing something here?

You should loan him your kittig CAT! J.

PurpleJ

Cougar

chuck said:

PurpleJ said:

SECDAWG said:

COON


I didn’t see that as an option.

I grease poles on my feeders to keep the RACCOONS from climbing the POLES and spinning the plate on my feeders, raking corn out all damn night.


Here’s a great example of when you don’t

GREASE POLES





@PurpleJ

So explain this to me, pod. If the raccoons are smart enough to figure out that spinning the plate gets the food out, logic follows that they would figure out that the dumbass who climbs the pole gets filled with lead. So why not just camp out and shoot the little fuckers? Make yourself a badass Davey Crockett hat. Or am I missing something here?

You should loan him your kittig CAT! J.

I guess that depends on whether @SECDAWG wants mein kitty running a full service raccoon brothel on his property.

RaceBannon

J?

http://twitter.com/Dumbwaystodle/status/1719753304983339139?t=QQZ72ZKXGCL0f6DrG0UQUQ&s=19

PurpleJ

Cougar

All cats go to heaven boss

PurpleThrobber

RaceBannon said:

J?

http://twitter.com/Dumbwaystodle/status/1719753304983339139?t=QQZ72ZKXGCL0f6DrG0UQUQ&s=19

Pussy has saved the Throbber from self-harm on more than one occasion.