OFFICIAL Washington vs. USC Game Thread - 2023
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You should click on it… mentions a udub DE is there but also says a number of the u$c recruits in visits are rooting for udub.HairyBallsDawg said:
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Of the Springfield Simpsons?SkipBoyd said:
PM me. We’ll go to Vegas. Like Lisa Simpson.EsophagealFeces said:
Bump. Looks like I’m going to have to analyze my two year old’s shits every Saturday for a while.EsophagealFeces said:
She took her diaper off and shit on the floor right before the ASU game, which I took as a sign UW was going to shit down their leg, and I was right. If I’m right again tonight, then I’m going to be reading two year old shit signs the rest of the season. It’s like smoke signals, but for white suburban dads who hate their life.Canadawg said:
This bodes wellEsophagealFeces said:My two year old is wearing a SC shirt and shit her pants. I’m taking it as a good sign. Also, my fucking internet is down, so I won’t be able to watch the game. Maybe it’s a bad sign and REAL God is just sparing me from the misery.
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EsophagealFeces said:
My two year old is wearing a SC shirt and shit her pants. I’m taking it as a good sign. Also, my fucking internet is down, so I won’t be able to watch the game. Maybe it’s a bad sign and REAL God is just sparing me from the misery.
Either way, it will be interesting.
It did.Canadawg said:
This bodes wellEsophagealFeces said:My two year old is wearing a SC shirt and shit her pants. I’m taking it as a good sign. Also, my fucking internet is down, so I won’t be able to watch the game. Maybe it’s a bad sign and REAL God is just sparing me from the misery.
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is that the most pointts uw ever scored on a usc team?
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You are now committed to Owen. We need to know how the great @SpiritHorse in the sky is communicating through your child's bowels.EsophagealFeces said:
She took her diaper off and shit on the floor right before the ASU game, which I took as a sign UW was going to shit down their leg, and I was right. If I’m right again tonight, then I’m going to be reading two year old shit signs the rest of the season. It’s like smoke signals, but for white suburban dads who hate their life.Canadawg said:
This bodes wellEsophagealFeces said:My two year old is wearing a SC shirt and shit her pants. I’m taking it as a good sign. Also, my fucking internet is down, so I won’t be able to watch the game. Maybe it’s a bad sign and REAL God is just sparing me from the misery.
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Hilarious and spot on. The ruffled cuffs definitely gave it the Everlast vibe.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Holly Rowed with a cross between an Everlast weight loss sweat suit and dominatrix gear.
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Lots of screens and TE action as well. @kalendawg must read our shit.HairyBallsDawg said:Dillon Johnson with over 250 yards rushing and 4 TDs.
Did DeBoer finally lay down the law with Grubb and tell him to make some fucking adjustments?
Or is this just because USC's defense sucks that much.
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For what it's worth the defense did come up with that strip and fumble. Key swing.EsophagealFeces said:dirtysouwfdawg said:@EsophagealFeces what happens tonight if they end in a tie?
I was just laughing at how fucking bad the defenses were most of the night. I was keeping my gloating to a minimum because I had a sinking feeling our defense would fuck it up for us. When we kicked the FG, I thought we were fucked, but Caleb Williams schoolyard retard ball caught up to him.dannarc said:I can't watch this shit @EsophagealFeces anus must be having a seizure by now
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What the fuck was going on with a man in motion on that punt? The spot he left was where the punt blocker came from.UW_Doog_Bot said:
For what it's worth the defense did come up with that strip and fumble. Key swing.EsophagealFeces said:dirtysouwfdawg said:@EsophagealFeces what happens tonight if they end in a tie?
I was just laughing at how fucking bad the defenses were most of the night. I was keeping my gloating to a minimum because I had a sinking feeling our defense would fuck it up for us. When we kicked the FG, I thought we were fucked, but Caleb Williams schoolyard retard ball caught up to him.dannarc said:I can't watch this shit @EsophagealFeces anus must be having a seizure by now
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I fuckin cried a little bit when DeBoer hugged ZTF after the game. I didn’t realize Zion’s dad died last weekend.coach_pete_JPG said:
Shouldn’t you be crying now?EsophagealFeces said:dirtysouwfdawg said:@EsophagealFeces what happens tonight if they end in a tie?
I was just laughing at how fucking bad the defenses were most of the night. I was keeping my gloating to a minimum because I had a sinking feeling our defense would fuck it up for us. When we kicked the FG, I thought we were fucked, but Caleb Williams schoolyard retard ball caught up to him.dannarc said:I can't watch this shit @EsophagealFeces anus must be having a seizure by now
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I bawled. For realz.EsophagealFeces said:
I fuckin cried a little bit when DeBoer hugged ZTF after the game. I didn’t realize Zion’s dad died last weekend.coach_pete_JPG said:
Shouldn’t you be crying now?EsophagealFeces said:dirtysouwfdawg said:@EsophagealFeces what happens tonight if they end in a tie?
I was just laughing at how fucking bad the defenses were most of the night. I was keeping my gloating to a minimum because I had a sinking feeling our defense would fuck it up for us. When we kicked the FG, I thought we were fucked, but Caleb Williams schoolyard retard ball caught up to him.dannarc said:I can't watch this shit @EsophagealFeces anus must be having a seizure by now
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Did you hear that he reminds Herbstreit of Pat Mahomes? I heard that.dannarc said:Tip of cap to Caleb Williams, dude is a baller
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Undraftable? Whitlock is a fucking retard. He may be a weirdo, but Williams is a stud. No. 1 pick next April is undraftable?
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yikes
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I’ve really come to enjoy Whitlock the last couple years, but this is a freezing cold take. Williams is a fag and a bitch, but he’s ridiculously talented. The Mahomes comparisons, as annoying as they get, are pretty fucking accurate. The dude is an insane playmaker.GrundleStiltzkin said: -
Found where Jericho Johnson was on an OV.
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The coug just lost to Stanford 10-7
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Holy shit. Wouldn’t be competitive in Big Skybananasnblondes said:The coug just lost to Stanford 10-7
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Kreist. They have mailed it in. I don’t even want Ward at this point. We can’t wash the Cuog off him before next season starts.bananasnblondes said:The coug just lost to Stanford 10-7
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Softy looks like he has Down’s.GrundleStiltzkin said: -
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This. For sure.EsophagealFeces said:dirtysouwfdawg said:@EsophagealFeces what happens tonight if they end in a tie?
I was just laughing at how fucking bad the defenses were most of the night. I was keeping my gloating to a minimum because I had a sinking feeling our defense would fuck it up for us. When we kicked the FG, I thought we were fucked, but Caleb Williams schoolyard retard ball caught up to him.dannarc said:I can't watch this shit @EsophagealFeces anus must be having a seizure by now
Even worse for us. Fucking UW defense was always in position to make big plays behind the line of scrimmage but wiffed Everytime until that last drive after the FG. Once was enough for the win but not going forward. Fire all defensive coaches! -
He doesn’t??MelloDawg said:
Softy looks like he has Down’s.GrundleStiltzkin said:
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I agree on the Whitlock take but will I will disagree on the comparisons. Mahomes is 6'3ish and very well put together and Williams is a fringe 6'1 and is pretty slender. Mahomes sat a year and has Andy Reid. Williams won't have anything close to that and isn't good enough to overcome that. Him being the #1 pick is more of a reflection of how bad the modern QB entering the league is compared to 10 years ago. This air raid system is garbage that won't translate.EsophagealFeces said:
I’ve really come to enjoy Whitlock the last couple years, but this is a freezing cold take. Williams is a fag and a bitch, but he’s ridiculously talented. The Mahomes comparisons, as annoying as they get, are pretty fucking accurate. The dude is an insane playmaker.GrundleStiltzkin said: -
That's an awesome picGrundleStiltzkin said: -
Arizona is about to knock off UCLA...
Means UW will have 3x wins over teams the CFP will have had in their top 25.
Arizona has only lost 3 games this season and all 3 losses have come by a TD or less.
Will be interesting to see how the committee honors these wins. Maybe UW sneaks past FSU in the 4 spot.
