OFFICIAL Washington vs. USC Game Thread - 2023

HairyBallsDawg

Dillon Johnson with over 250 yards rushing and 4 TDs.

Did DeBoer finally lay down the law with Grubb and tell him to make some fucking adjustments?

Or is this just because USC's defense sucks that much.

Or both.

Either way, 9-0.

TrojanSword

DeBoner can stay but all defensive staff must go!!!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Holly Rowed with a cross between an Everlast weight loss sweat suit and dominatrix gear.

Kingdome_Urinals

SECisKing said:

dannarc said:

Tip of cap to Caleb Williams, dude is a baller

The Caleb glazing was a lot, but not unwarranted, he can definitely play for sure

If he played at Alabama they would be clear no, 1. Due is insane college talent.

dirtysouwfdawg

Mad_Son said:

I'm envious of deboer's emotional intelligence

That’s a very self aware statement madson. I think your emotional intelligence is a lot higher than you think.

dirtysouwfdawg

Have fun @EsophagealFeces

Sources

Kingdome_Urinals said:

SECisKing said:

dannarc said:

Tip of cap to Caleb Williams, dude is a baller

The Caleb glazing was a lot, but not unwarranted, he can definitely play for sure

If he played at Alabama they would be clear no, 1. Due is insane college talent.

It's not USC doesn't have talent, it's just their defense is woefully undercoached

NeGgaPlEaSe

HairyBallsDawg said:

Dillon Johnson with over 250 yards rushing and 4 TDs.

Did DeBoer finally lay down the law with Grubb and tell him to make some fucking adjustments?

Or is this just because USC's defense sucks that much.

Or both.

Either way, 9-0.

Johnson was not healthy. He missed spewing and fall practice basically. It was going to take game reps for him to get his confidence and rhythm

biak1

Holy fuck as a millennial doog I am NOT built for this

Sledog

Great win!

rodmansrage

no idea what usc was trying to do their last possession but I’ll take it. don’t think they realized they were down 10.


grinch needs more time to get his guys in there.

phineas

fuck caleb williams. not hard to look like a stud vs a team that cant tackle anyone

LebamDawg

https://twitter.com/uscpsycho/status/1720954509198041302

alumni94

EsophagealFeces

EsophagealFeces said:

Canadawg said:

EsophagealFeces said:

My two year old is wearing a SC shirt and shit her pants. I’m taking it as a good sign. Also, my fucking internet is down, so I won’t be able to watch the game. Maybe it’s a bad sign and REAL God is just sparing me from the misery.

Either way, it will be interesting.

This bodes well

She took her diaper off and shit on the floor right before the ASU game, which I took as a sign UW was going to shit down their leg, and I was right. If I’m right again tonight, then I’m going to be reading two year old shit signs the rest of the season. It’s like smoke signals, but for white suburban dads who hate their life.

Bump. Looks like I’m going to have to analyze my two year old’s shits every Saturday for a while.

Bob_C

We need a gif of Caleb in the stands with the white paper.

SkipBoyd

I spent 25 mins googling the one game yardage rushing record and couldn’t find it. (Probably the fifth of Makers)I think it’s Corey Dillon. But Johnson must be up there. Can one of you ChatGPTers help!

PurpleReign

Our? defense makes my eyes bleed.

SkipBoyd

EsophagealFeces said:

EsophagealFeces said:

Canadawg said:

EsophagealFeces said:

My two year old is wearing a SC shirt and shit her pants. I’m taking it as a good sign. Also, my fucking internet is down, so I won’t be able to watch the game. Maybe it’s a bad sign and REAL God is just sparing me from the misery.

Either way, it will be interesting.

This bodes well

She took her diaper off and shit on the floor right before the ASU game, which I took as a sign UW was going to shit down their leg, and I was right. If I’m right again tonight, then I’m going to be reading two year old shit signs the rest of the season. It’s like smoke signals, but for white suburban dads who hate their life.

Bump. Looks like I’m going to have to analyze my two year old’s shits every Saturday for a while.

PM me. We’ll go to Vegas. Like Lisa Simpson.

EsophagealFeces

koopdog said:

This defensive struggle is if two dudes literally spread their buttcheeks, pressed their buttholes together, and tried to push turds into each others colons.

I laughed so fucking hard at this. The fact that it only got two chins is unacceptable