Mario Cristobal Sends His Thanks

ntxduck said:

creepycoug said:

ntxduck said:

creepycoug said:

Officially off the hook for dumbest dumbfuck in college football.

Lan throws away six gimmee points.

Lan then goes for it on 4th down mid-field with 2 minutes and change left.

I guarantee you that if Don James is coaching that same team, Oregon walks away with a win. He'd never leave the 6 points on the board and he'd have punted on 3rd down.

This should give the Canes a lift for tonight.

Preview of the Pac 12 Championship

Mario’s was still much worse

Nope. Not worse.

Miami and Georgia Tech don't matter.

This was a T10 matchup, on the road, and your team has played well enough to beat a very good Husky team, and you steal defeat from the jaws of victory.

Face it. He's the new face of dumbfuckery. Mario was able to Washington. People forget that.

Whatever you say man. No one will remember this in a week outside of Oregon/uw fans. Mario’s will be talked about a decade from now

Oh yes they will. I'm here.

Miami was 4-0 and barely beating a hapless GT team. It was another fake "Miami is back!" 4-0. This was a much bigger game, and there were more dumb fuck calls. Fortunately for Lan, he'll get another shot at Washington! later on. That is, IF he doesn't cost Oregon another game with "we're aggressive" dumb fuckery.

And frankly, your attitude about the one guy out here who actually knew how to beat Washington has been noted. I expect more intellectual honesty and integrity from a Pomona man.

AZDuck said:

I’m the Pomona guy.

Well that explains it.

AZDuck said:

Holy shit if you are watching the U and UNC I don’t miss Cristoballz at all

Don't try and change the subject. I'm somewhere on the ADHD spectrum, but I can focus when needed.

1to392831weretaken said:

I'm with @ntxduck. I disagree with every single one of Lanning's 4th down calls, but I also liked Chris Petersen, so I guess according to this board that establishes a long history of being a bitch. Poont is, reasonable people can disagree on the intelligence of going for it on 4th down (statistics suggest it's usually the smart move), but NOBODY ON EARTH can defend losing a game because you run a play instead of taking a knee.

It's the difference between winning the annual Fake Tough Guy Award° and being a total fucking retard, regardless of who beat an entirely different Husky team with an entirely different staff and no big Penix.

Let me help you out, because our feathered friends have confused the conversation.

Mario 3, UW 0

Danning 0, UW 2

Nothing Cristo does or does not do at Miami has a single thing to do with that, so bringing it up is, at best, obfuscation. Miami beating GT in even the medium scheme of things was nothing. By being that close, I knew what was going to happen the rest of the season. Yesterday? Different stakes.

Washington was great yesterday, but Oregon's coach stole the V from his players. It's fairly straight forward. Even Danning admitted that he'd like a do-over on the end of half FG. Uh, yeah? No shit. You lost by 3. If you were smart, you'd want a do-over on the other one too.

Don James won a lot of games kicking field goals on 4th down. Ask @RaceBannon .

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Ice cold take. Lanning grabbed his big nuts and threw them on the table. He took a big dick shot and he missed. And then he owned it in the post game. The big dogs went at it and one had to lose.

Mario, meanwhile, is a limp dick loser. He lost to an irrelevant Georgia Tech team in a game situation with a literal 100% success rate. Then he plunged to new depths of dick flaccidity and threw his own players under the bus for the loss. I hate to break it to you, but your Cuban sensation is the joke of the century. Denial will only prolong the suffering.

Really one of your worst efforts.

You don't need to tell me how shit Cristobal is. But Lanning blew it pretty clearly.

GreenRiverGatorz said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

creepycoug said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Ice cold take. Lanning grabbed his big nuts and threw them on the table. He took a big dick shot and he missed. And then he owned it in the post game. The big dogs went at it and one had to lose.

Mario, meanwhile, is a limp dick loser. He lost to an irrelevant Georgia Tech team in a game situation with a literal 100% success rate. Then he plunged to new depths of dick flaccidity and threw his own players under the bus for the loss. I hate to break it to you, but your Cuban sensation is the joke of the century. Denial will only prolong the suffering.

Really one of your worst efforts.

The "UW is gonna score", after the second half his defense had, is hardly big dick. How do you square that statement with the first thing you said?

Going for the win clincher on 4th down is big dick. Sucks for Lanning that our guys were just better.

Bad call. Better coaches punt. Two goal line stops for Washington. Where'd the confidence come from? I don't see it. His defense was getting stops in the second half.

I'm sure better coaches do punt. Or they draw up a play that works. I'm not crowning Lanning's with anything. But I do respect his swagger.

But Mario? Total joke by unanimous decision. His grandkids will get taunted for it and cry about their shameful lineage.

Let me counsel you against that. It's an overly used word by teams and organizations who are going to accomplish nothing.

ntxduck said:

creepycoug said:

1to392831weretaken said:

creepycoug said:

1to392831weretaken said:

I'm with @ntxduck. I disagree with every single one of Lanning's 4th down calls, but I also liked Chris Petersen, so I guess according to this board that establishes a long history of being a bitch. Poont is, reasonable people can disagree on the intelligence of going for it on 4th down (statistics suggest it's usually the smart move), but NOBODY ON EARTH can defend losing a game because you run a play instead of taking a knee.

It's the difference between winning the annual Fake Tough Guy Award° and being a total fucking retard, regardless of who beat an entirely different Husky team with an entirely different staff and no big Penix.

Nothing Cristo does or does not do at Miami has a single thing to do with that, so bringing it up is, at best, obfuscation.

I didn't bring it up, you did. You're the OP of this thread. Your OP said nothing about "biggest dumbfuck against Washington in a big game," it said "biggest dumbfuck in college football." In obvious reference to your lover becoming the poster child of dumbfuck coaching decisions last week.

Your argument was, "What LanningFS did yesterday was worse than what Meat did last Saturday."

It objectively wasn't.

Fair enough. It was hyperbole. That said, all 3 Lanning calls were terrible. I'm taped to the pedals on that one.

I’m throwing Bo under the bus after a rewatch. He had wide open touchdowns on all 3.

I didn't think he was sharp either. Penix outplayed him bigly although Nix had good stats. I'm also curious as to why he doens't run as much as he used to and, when he does, he's generally underwhelming. He folds and goes down when the wind blows too hard. His feet aren't the threat they were his first year.