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  • DucksFC
    DucksFC Member Posts: 4,455

    DucksFC said:

    Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.

    Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?

    Still untested against a real team.






    Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.

    I'm all in on this team


    If Stalin and Race are both in, I stand corrected and am ready to Doog out.
    Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.
    I kinda assume hitler was the bitch if this was a relationship. But that he took great pleasure expelling large cum bubble farts on Stalins purple throbber due to his chronic flatulence.

    I think at one point hitler started ingesting pills filled with the fecal material of a “particularly robust Romanian peasant” to balance his gut biome out. Didn’t help. Still farted like motherfucker and raged between torrents of diarrhea and hemorrhoid inducing constipation.
    I didn't realize this bored wrote such eloquent fanfiction.
  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,900
    DucksFC said:

    DucksFC said:

    Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.

    Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?

    Still untested against a real team.






    Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.

    I'm all in on this team


    If Stalin and Race are both in, I stand corrected and am ready to Doog out.
    Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.
    I kinda assume hitler was the bitch if this was a relationship. But that he took great pleasure expelling large cum bubble farts on Stalins purple throbber due to his chronic flatulence.

    I think at one point hitler started ingesting pills filled with the fecal material of a “particularly robust Romanian peasant” to balance his gut biome out. Didn’t help. Still farted like motherfucker and raged between torrents of diarrhea and hemorrhoid inducing constipation.
    I didn't realize this bored wrote such eloquent fanfiction.
    Were you not around for Eason?
  • DucksFC
    DucksFC Member Posts: 4,455
    Canadawg said:

    DucksFC said:

    DucksFC said:

    Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.

    Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?

    Still untested against a real team.






    Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.

    I'm all in on this team


    If Stalin and Race are both in, I stand corrected and am ready to Doog out.
    Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.
    I kinda assume hitler was the bitch if this was a relationship. But that he took great pleasure expelling large cum bubble farts on Stalins purple throbber due to his chronic flatulence.

    I think at one point hitler started ingesting pills filled with the fecal material of a “particularly robust Romanian peasant” to balance his gut biome out. Didn’t help. Still farted like motherfucker and raged between torrents of diarrhea and hemorrhoid inducing constipation.
    I didn't realize this bored wrote such eloquent fanfiction.
    Were you not around for Eason?
    I lurked back then, wasn't paying attention as much to the Skinny man love.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,503 Founders Club
    chuck said:

    DucksFC said:

    Canadawg said:

    DucksFC said:

    DucksFC said:

    Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.

    Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?

    Still untested against a real team.






    Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.

    I'm all in on this team


    If Stalin and Race are both in, I stand corrected and am ready to Doog out.
    Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.
    I kinda assume hitler was the bitch if this was a relationship. But that he took great pleasure expelling large cum bubble farts on Stalins purple throbber due to his chronic flatulence.

    I think at one point hitler started ingesting pills filled with the fecal material of a “particularly robust Romanian peasant” to balance his gut biome out. Didn’t help. Still farted like motherfucker and raged between torrents of diarrhea and hemorrhoid inducing constipation.
    I didn't realize this bored wrote such eloquent fanfiction.
    Were you not around for Eason?
    I lurked back then, wasn't paying attention as much to the Skinny man love.
    It really only lasted for about a game.

    Personally I felt like Eason got a raw deal. He had ball security and some other issues, but Pete's offense was a train wreck with shit for receivers and an OL who didn't know who they were supposed to block half of the time.
    I don't think Pete liked quarterbacks who were taller than him

    I thought the Eason hate was misplaced
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,725 Standard Supporter
    whlinder said:

    Iowa and Wisconsin will be the biggest losers. They've been trotting out FCS offenses for over a decade now, and piling up 9 win seasons this whole time as they largely duck the actual B10 powers. They're going to go full Nebraska and fade into obscurity starting next year.

    The one Iowa fan I know has already accepted this fate. This is their last year of possibly mattering.
    They just got shut out by Pedo State. They have never mattered.
  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,752 Swaye's Wigwam

    chuck said:

    DucksFC said:

    Canadawg said:

    DucksFC said:

    DucksFC said:

    Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.

    Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?

    Still untested against a real team.






    Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.

    I'm all in on this team


    If Stalin and Race are both in, I stand corrected and am ready to Doog out.
    Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.
    I kinda assume hitler was the bitch if this was a relationship. But that he took great pleasure expelling large cum bubble farts on Stalins purple throbber due to his chronic flatulence.

    I think at one point hitler started ingesting pills filled with the fecal material of a “particularly robust Romanian peasant” to balance his gut biome out. Didn’t help. Still farted like motherfucker and raged between torrents of diarrhea and hemorrhoid inducing constipation.
    I didn't realize this bored wrote such eloquent fanfiction.
    Were you not around for Eason?
    I lurked back then, wasn't paying attention as much to the Skinny man love.
    It really only lasted for about a game.

    Personally I felt like Eason got a raw deal. He had ball security and some other issues, but Pete's offense was a train wreck with shit for receivers and an OL who didn't know who they were supposed to block half of the time.
    I don't think Pete liked quarterbacks who were taller than him

    I thought the Eason hate was misplaced
    Was that the "big dick gunslinger" transfer? I only vaguely remember him leading to another UW loss to the Ducks.
  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,385

    whlinder said:

    Iowa and Wisconsin will be the biggest losers. They've been trotting out FCS offenses for over a decade now, and piling up 9 win seasons this whole time as they largely duck the actual B10 powers. They're going to go full Nebraska and fade into obscurity starting next year.

    The one Iowa fan I know has already accepted this fate. This is their last year of possibly mattering.
    They just got shut out by Pedo State. They have never mattered.
    Mattering being defined as competing for the West division title. It's a low bar.
  • DucksFC
    DucksFC Member Posts: 4,455
    flatus said:

    chuck said:

    DucksFC said:

    Canadawg said:

    DucksFC said:

    DucksFC said:

    Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.

    Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?

    Still untested against a real team.






    Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.

    I'm all in on this team


    If Stalin and Race are both in, I stand corrected and am ready to Doog out.
    Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.
    I kinda assume hitler was the bitch if this was a relationship. But that he took great pleasure expelling large cum bubble farts on Stalins purple throbber due to his chronic flatulence.

    I think at one point hitler started ingesting pills filled with the fecal material of a “particularly robust Romanian peasant” to balance his gut biome out. Didn’t help. Still farted like motherfucker and raged between torrents of diarrhea and hemorrhoid inducing constipation.
    I didn't realize this bored wrote such eloquent fanfiction.
    Were you not around for Eason?
    I lurked back then, wasn't paying attention as much to the Skinny man love.
    It really only lasted for about a game.

    Personally I felt like Eason got a raw deal. He had ball security and some other issues, but Pete's offense was a train wreck with shit for receivers and an OL who didn't know who they were supposed to block half of the time.
    I don't think Pete liked quarterbacks who were taller than him

    I thought the Eason hate was misplaced
    Was that the "big dick gunslinger" transfer? I only vaguely remember him leading to another UW loss to the Ducks.

  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,551 Founders Club

    Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.

    Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?

    Still untested against a real team.






    Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.

    We've seen most of this offense in action for more than a season now. All the key pieces are already proven to be what we think they are.

    The defense has questions but *looks fundamentally better than last year.

    Special teams, which everyone seems to forget, looks vastly improved over last year's start against similar dreck.