Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.
Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?
Still untested against a real team.
Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.
I'm all in on this team
If Stalin and Race are both in, I stand corrected and am ready to Doog out.
Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.
I kinda assume hitler was the bitch if this was a relationship. But that he took great pleasure expelling large cum bubble farts on Stalins purple throbber due to his chronic flatulence.
I think at one point hitler started ingesting pills filled with the fecal material of a “particularly robust Romanian peasant” to balance his gut biome out. Didn’t help. Still farted like motherfucker and raged between torrents of diarrhea and hemorrhoid inducing constipation.
I didn't realize this bored wrote such eloquent fanfiction.
Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.
Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?
Still untested against a real team.
Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.
I'm all in on this team
If Stalin and Race are both in, I stand corrected and am ready to Doog out.
Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.
I kinda assume hitler was the bitch if this was a relationship. But that he took great pleasure expelling large cum bubble farts on Stalins purple throbber due to his chronic flatulence.
I think at one point hitler started ingesting pills filled with the fecal material of a “particularly robust Romanian peasant” to balance his gut biome out. Didn’t help. Still farted like motherfucker and raged between torrents of diarrhea and hemorrhoid inducing constipation.
I didn't realize this bored wrote such eloquent fanfiction.
Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.
Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?
Still untested against a real team.
Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.
I'm all in on this team
If Stalin and Race are both in, I stand corrected and am ready to Doog out.
Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.
I kinda assume hitler was the bitch if this was a relationship. But that he took great pleasure expelling large cum bubble farts on Stalins purple throbber due to his chronic flatulence.
I think at one point hitler started ingesting pills filled with the fecal material of a “particularly robust Romanian peasant” to balance his gut biome out. Didn’t help. Still farted like motherfucker and raged between torrents of diarrhea and hemorrhoid inducing constipation.
I didn't realize this bored wrote such eloquent fanfiction.
Were you not around for Eason?
I lurked back then, wasn't paying attention as much to the Skinny man love.
Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.
Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?
Still untested against a real team.
Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.
I'm all in on this team
If Stalin and Race are both in, I stand corrected and am ready to Doog out.
Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.
I kinda assume hitler was the bitch if this was a relationship. But that he took great pleasure expelling large cum bubble farts on Stalins purple throbber due to his chronic flatulence.
I think at one point hitler started ingesting pills filled with the fecal material of a “particularly robust Romanian peasant” to balance his gut biome out. Didn’t help. Still farted like motherfucker and raged between torrents of diarrhea and hemorrhoid inducing constipation.
I didn't realize this bored wrote such eloquent fanfiction.
Were you not around for Eason?
I lurked back then, wasn't paying attention as much to the Skinny man love.
It really only lasted for about a game.
Personally I felt like Eason got a raw deal. He had ball security and some other issues, but Pete's offense was a train wreck with shit for receivers and an OL who didn't know who they were supposed to block half of the time.
Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.
Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?
Still untested against a real team.
Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.
I'm all in on this team
If Stalin and Race are both in, I stand corrected and am ready to Doog out.
Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.
I kinda assume hitler was the bitch if this was a relationship. But that he took great pleasure expelling large cum bubble farts on Stalins purple throbber due to his chronic flatulence.
I think at one point hitler started ingesting pills filled with the fecal material of a “particularly robust Romanian peasant” to balance his gut biome out. Didn’t help. Still farted like motherfucker and raged between torrents of diarrhea and hemorrhoid inducing constipation.
I didn't realize this bored wrote such eloquent fanfiction.
Were you not around for Eason?
I lurked back then, wasn't paying attention as much to the Skinny man love.
It really only lasted for about a game.
Personally I felt like Eason got a raw deal. He had ball security and some other issues, but Pete's offense was a train wreck with shit for receivers and an OL who didn't know who they were supposed to block half of the time.
I don't think Pete liked quarterbacks who were taller than him
Iowa and Wisconsin will be the biggest losers. They've been trotting out FCS offenses for over a decade now, and piling up 9 win seasons this whole time as they largely duck the actual B10 powers. They're going to go full Nebraska and fade into obscurity starting next year.
The one Iowa fan I know has already accepted this fate. This is their last year of possibly mattering.
They just got shut out by Pedo State. They have never mattered.
Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.
Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?
Still untested against a real team.
Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.
I'm all in on this team
If Stalin and Race are both in, I stand corrected and am ready to Doog out.
Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.
I kinda assume hitler was the bitch if this was a relationship. But that he took great pleasure expelling large cum bubble farts on Stalins purple throbber due to his chronic flatulence.
I think at one point hitler started ingesting pills filled with the fecal material of a “particularly robust Romanian peasant” to balance his gut biome out. Didn’t help. Still farted like motherfucker and raged between torrents of diarrhea and hemorrhoid inducing constipation.
I didn't realize this bored wrote such eloquent fanfiction.
Were you not around for Eason?
I lurked back then, wasn't paying attention as much to the Skinny man love.
It really only lasted for about a game.
Personally I felt like Eason got a raw deal. He had ball security and some other issues, but Pete's offense was a train wreck with shit for receivers and an OL who didn't know who they were supposed to block half of the time.
I don't think Pete liked quarterbacks who were taller than him
I thought the Eason hate was misplaced
Was that the "big dick gunslinger" transfer? I only vaguely remember him leading to another UW loss to the Ducks.
Iowa and Wisconsin will be the biggest losers. They've been trotting out FCS offenses for over a decade now, and piling up 9 win seasons this whole time as they largely duck the actual B10 powers. They're going to go full Nebraska and fade into obscurity starting next year.
The one Iowa fan I know has already accepted this fate. This is their last year of possibly mattering.
They just got shut out by Pedo State. They have never mattered.
Mattering being defined as competing for the West division title. It's a low bar.
Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.
Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?
Still untested against a real team.
Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.
I'm all in on this team
If Stalin and Race are both in, I stand corrected and am ready to Doog out.
Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.
I kinda assume hitler was the bitch if this was a relationship. But that he took great pleasure expelling large cum bubble farts on Stalins purple throbber due to his chronic flatulence.
I think at one point hitler started ingesting pills filled with the fecal material of a “particularly robust Romanian peasant” to balance his gut biome out. Didn’t help. Still farted like motherfucker and raged between torrents of diarrhea and hemorrhoid inducing constipation.
I didn't realize this bored wrote such eloquent fanfiction.
Were you not around for Eason?
I lurked back then, wasn't paying attention as much to the Skinny man love.
It really only lasted for about a game.
Personally I felt like Eason got a raw deal. He had ball security and some other issues, but Pete's offense was a train wreck with shit for receivers and an OL who didn't know who they were supposed to block half of the time.
I don't think Pete liked quarterbacks who were taller than him
I thought the Eason hate was misplaced
Was that the "big dick gunslinger" transfer? I only vaguely remember him leading to another UW loss to the Ducks.
Not to turd in the punchbowl, but this talk is all speculation and hyperbole akin to the guy in the trailer park amazed at his $500 Scratcher ticket payout and convinced his Powerball ticket is gonna net out around half a billion after taxes.
Yeah we didn’t lose to Montana out the gate, or go down to the wire with EWU. But its Cal. We beat Cal. Cal was too high. MSU got plungered, and who else have we played so far?
Still untested against a real team.
Jesus, I can’t believe how effectively I channeled Race Bannon on that.
We've seen most of this offense in action for more than a season now. All the key pieces are already proven to be what we think they are.
The defense has questions but *looks fundamentally better than last year.
Special teams, which everyone seems to forget, looks vastly improved over last year's start against similar dreck.
The Big Ten West Is Big Ten Westing In America’s most lopsided divisional format, the Big Ten West (34) is playing to the script. They’re fresh out of unbeatens before we’re out of September, with Iowa being the last to go down—and go down hard—at Penn State. While the Big Ten championship game looms as another mismatch, it’s also quite possible that the West will crown a fourth different champion in the last four seasons, which does keep things fun for the fans of West Division teams. Purdue, for example, sure enjoyed making the title game last year.
The division remains an offensive quagmire. The two lowest-rated passing offenses (35) from power conferences both hail from the Big Ten West: Minnesota checks in at No. 125 nationally, with old reliable Iowa at No. 126. Not far up the ladder is Nebraska at No. 109, Purdue at No. 96, Wisconsin at No. 92 and Northwestern at No. 85. Congratulations to Illinois for being the aerial standard bearer for the division at No. 84.
In crossover divisional games (36) thus far, the West is 0-3, outscored 85-20. Iowa has a good chance to get the West’s first win over the East Saturday, when Michigan State staggers into Iowa City. The Dash doesn’t like Nebraska’s chances against Michigan or Northwestern’s chances against Penn State.
Doing Great: Jeff Brohm, Louisville (21). The Cardinals are 4–0 for the first time since 2016, when Lamar Jackson was on his way to the Heisman Trophy. Louisville leads the ACC and ranks fifth nationally in total offense, emerging as one of several contenders for a potential league championship berth now that Clemson has two conference losses.
Not Great, Bob: Ryan Walters, Purdue. Speaking of that game in West Lafayette: The Boilermakers (1–3) committed three turnovers, one week after committing four against Syracuse. They don’t have a good enough defense to withstand that. Walters was handed a tough first-year schedule, but starting 0–3 in Ross-Ade Stadium reduces aspiration of bowl eligibility.
Time for Washington and Oregon to demand a full TV share
Sorry. Not happening. You guys will be the big ten’s little 9 am kickoff bitches. Maybe Illinois will lend you some money for bus fare to get to Champaign. You can ride on Peter Pan.
Rigged refs. Rigged kick times for games. Poor share of tv money. Lots of 4-8 seasons of misery incoming for the dogs. On the other hand, Kalen Deboer will like the giant piles of food that everyone in the Midwest shovels in their faces 24/7.
Time for Washington and Oregon to demand a full TV share
Sorry. Not happening. You guys will be the big ten’s little 9 am kickoff bitches. Maybe Illinois will lend you some money for bus fare to get to Champaign. You can ride on Peter Pan.
Rigged refs. Rigged kick times for games. Poor share of tv money. Lots of 4-8 seasons of misery incoming for the dogs. On the other hand, Kalen Deboer will like the giant piles of food that everyone in the Midwest shovels in their faces 24/7.
Time for Washington and Oregon to demand a full TV share
Sorry. Not happening. You guys will be the big ten’s little 9 am kickoff bitches. Maybe Illinois will lend you some money for bus fare to get to Champaign. You can ride on Peter Pan.
Rigged refs. Rigged kick times for games. Poor share of tv money. Lots of 4-8 seasons of misery incoming for the dogs. On the other hand, Kalen Deboer will like the giant piles of food that everyone in the Midwest shovels in their faces 24/7.
Time for Washington and Oregon to demand a full TV share
Sorry. Not happening. You guys will be the big ten’s little 9 am kickoff bitches. Maybe Illinois will lend you some money for bus fare to get to Champaign. You can ride on Peter Pan.
Rigged refs. Rigged kick times for games. Poor share of tv money. Lots of 4-8 seasons of misery incoming for the dogs. On the other hand, Kalen Deboer will like the giant piles of food that everyone in the Midwest shovels in their faces 24/7.
Time for Washington and Oregon to demand a full TV share
Sorry. Not happening. You guys will be the big ten’s little 9 am kickoff bitches. Maybe Illinois will lend you some money for bus fare to get to Champaign. You can ride on Peter Pan.
Rigged refs. Rigged kick times for games. Poor share of tv money. Lots of 4-8 seasons of misery incoming for the dogs. On the other hand, Kalen Deboer will like the giant piles of food that everyone in the Midwest shovels in their faces 24/7.
Time for Washington and Oregon to demand a full TV share
Sorry. Not happening. You guys will be the big ten’s little 9 am kickoff bitches. Maybe Illinois will lend you some money for bus fare to get to Champaign. You can ride on Peter Pan.
Rigged refs. Rigged kick times for games. Poor share of tv money. Lots of 4-8 seasons of misery incoming for the dogs. On the other hand, Kalen Deboer will like the giant piles of food that everyone in the Midwest shovels in their faces 24/7.
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Personally I felt like Eason got a raw deal. He had ball security and some other issues, but Pete's offense was a train wreck with shit for receivers and an OL who didn't know who they were supposed to block half of the time.
I thought the Eason hate was misplaced
The defense has questions but *looks fundamentally better than last year.
Special teams, which everyone seems to forget, looks vastly improved over last year's start against similar dreck.
The Big Ten West Is Big Ten Westing
In America’s most lopsided divisional format, the Big Ten West (34) is playing to the script. They’re fresh out of unbeatens before we’re out of September, with Iowa being the last to go down—and go down hard—at Penn State. While the Big Ten championship game looms as another mismatch, it’s also quite possible that the West will crown a fourth different champion in the last four seasons, which does keep things fun for the fans of West Division teams. Purdue, for example, sure enjoyed making the title game last year.
The division remains an offensive quagmire. The two lowest-rated passing offenses (35) from power conferences both hail from the Big Ten West: Minnesota checks in at No. 125 nationally, with old reliable Iowa at No. 126. Not far up the ladder is Nebraska at No. 109, Purdue at No. 96, Wisconsin at No. 92 and Northwestern at No. 85. Congratulations to Illinois for being the aerial standard bearer for the division at No. 84.
In crossover divisional games (36) thus far, the West is 0-3, outscored 85-20. Iowa has a good chance to get the West’s first win over the East Saturday, when Michigan State staggers into Iowa City. The Dash doesn’t like Nebraska’s chances against Michigan or Northwestern’s chances against Penn State.
Doing Great: Jeff Brohm, Louisville (21). The Cardinals are 4–0 for the first time since 2016, when Lamar Jackson was on his way to the Heisman Trophy. Louisville leads the ACC and ranks fifth nationally in total offense, emerging as one of several contenders for a potential league championship berth now that Clemson has two conference losses.
Not Great, Bob: Ryan Walters, Purdue. Speaking of that game in West Lafayette: The Boilermakers (1–3) committed three turnovers, one week after committing four against Syracuse. They don’t have a good enough defense to withstand that. Walters was handed a tough first-year schedule, but starting 0–3 in Ross-Ade Stadium reduces aspiration of bowl eligibility.
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Rigged refs.
Rigged kick times for games.
Poor share of tv money.
Lots of 4-8 seasons of misery incoming for the dogs.
On the other hand, Kalen Deboer will like the giant piles of food that everyone in the Midwest shovels in their faces 24/7.