Get to work you lazy fucking Ducktards !!
Christ.
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More than ever - PUMP MY GAS, DUCK!!!!
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@IPukeOregonGrellow what the fuck are you doing out here bro?PurpleBaze said:More than ever - PUMP MY GAS, DUCK!!!!
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Where's the Biden sticker?
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I only paid $3.09 per gallon for regularDerekJohnson said:Where's the Biden sticker?
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I thought it was illegal to pump your own in Ore? Sounds like a sting operation to me
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Maybe there’s an exception due to a shortage of local Jack Duck meatheads.Canadawg said:I thought it was illegal to pump your own in Ore? Sounds like a sting operation to me
I mean the signage was pretty clear that I was free to pump my own gas. -
That used to be the case but they eased or removed that a few years ago. I think I remember self-serve lanes at big gas stations before covid, but maybe that's what started it.Canadawg said:I thought it was illegal to pump your own in Ore? Sounds like a sting operation to me
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Da fuq?!?YellowSnow said:
TTTTT so I can badmouth Jay Chinslee and the State of Washington. Fucking $4.25 yesterday in S. Spokane.
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You don’t buy enough groceries at Safeway, bruh.PurpleThrobber said:
Da fuq?!?YellowSnow said:
TTTTT so I can badmouth Jay Chinslee and the State of Washington. Fucking $4.25 yesterday in S. Spokane. -
Cheap Indian Gas > Safeway groceries.YellowSnow said:
You don’t buy enough groceries at Safeway, bruh.PurpleThrobber said:
Da fuq?!?YellowSnow said:
TTTTT so I can badmouth Jay Chinslee and the State of Washington. Fucking $4.25 yesterday in S. Spokane.
War @Swayes
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I’m a Standard Oil of California man.PurpleThrobber said:
Cheap Indian Gas > Safeway groceries.YellowSnow said:
You don’t buy enough groceries at Safeway, bruh.PurpleThrobber said:
Da fuq?!?YellowSnow said:
TTTTT so I can badmouth Jay Chinslee and the State of Washington. Fucking $4.25 yesterday in S. Spokane.
War @Swayes
I don’t want @Swaye ’s shitty injun gas gumming up my engine. -
I DID THAT!
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Can't wait for the vids of Oregonians trying to pump their own gas once the bill passes the Oregon Senate. But it won't put all those Duck grads out of a job. Stations can still have attendants pump your gas but at no more that 40% of available pumps. The CF will be amazing.
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I must admit I've developed a bit of Stockholm syndrome vis-a-vis PUMP MY GAS, DUCK! Used to hate it, but now I've gotten so bloody used to it after almost 3 years.
Fortunately, with my UW liberal arts degrees I was able to pump my own gas safely and not spill a drop.
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Beginner's luck. You should practice on a car with bad paint.YellowSnow said:I must admit I've developed a bit of Stockholm syndrome vis-a-vis PUMP MY GAS, DUCK! Used to hate it, but now I've gotten so bloody used to it after almost 3 years.
Fortunately, with my UW liberal arts degrees I was able to pump my own gas safely and not spill a drop. -
I've got a steady hand. Could have been a brain surgeon if I was better at academis.chuck said:
Beginner's luck. You should practice on a car with bad paint.YellowSnow said:I must admit I've developed a bit of Stockholm syndrome vis-a-vis PUMP MY GAS, DUCK! Used to hate it, but now I've gotten so bloody used to it after almost 3 years.
Fortunately, with my UW liberal arts degrees I was able to pump my own gas safely and not spill a drop. -
The Duck grads can always just go and take your job if they needed to.46XiJCAB said:Can't wait for the vids of Oregonians trying to pump their own gas once the bill passes the Oregon Senate. But it won't put all those Duck grads out of a job. Stations can still have attendants pump your gas but at no more that 40% of available pumps. The CF will be amazing.
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Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!
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This is a serious thread about there not being a Duck available to pump my gas last Saturday. That's it.Uncle_Duck said:Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!
If you're looking for gasoline tax hawt talk thread, we have a board for that. -
Shut your ducking face uncle ducker!Uncle_Duck said:Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!
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It funds the gas pumping program at Duck U.Uncle_Duck said:Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!
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They amended it a few years ago with loopholes. I'm too lazy and apathetic to look it up.Canadawg said:I thought it was illegal to pump your own in Ore? Sounds like a sting operation to me
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Why so sensitive?YellowSnow said:
This is a serious thread about there not being a Duck available to pump my gas last Saturday. That's it.Uncle_Duck said:Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!
If you're looking for gasoline tax hawt talk thread, we have a board for that.
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I always pump my own gas. The benefits of owning a diesel. It’s great not having to deal with high school dropouts spilling gasoline all over your vehicle.
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Traveling to Bend soon. I'll be sure to fill up in Vancouver before crossing the border.
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Most cars have the range to fill up in Vancouver and drive the Bend and then back to WA w/o filling up. That's about 340 miles round trip. But if you add in any kind of touring around Central OR, then you're into #PumpMyGasDuck territory.BleachedAnusDawg said:Traveling to Bend soon. I'll be sure to fill up in Vancouver before crossing the border.
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I get triggered by the TT tics that some people have.pawz said:
Why so sensitive?YellowSnow said:
This is a serious thread about there not being a Duck available to pump my gas last Saturday. That's it.Uncle_Duck said:Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!
If you're looking for gasoline tax hawt talk thread, we have a board for that. -
Take this shit to unleashed tards!YellowSnow said:
I get triggered by the TT tics that some people have.pawz said:
Why so sensitive?YellowSnow said:
This is a serious thread about there not being a Duck available to pump my gas last Saturday. That's it.Uncle_Duck said:Okay but why is no one talking about that tax? 564 cents a gallon is ridiculous!
If you're looking for gasoline tax hawt talk thread, we have a board for that. -
My Duck gas pumper story from today.
Pulled into a Chevron just outside of Bend and ask for a fill with regular. There's room for about 17 gallons, but the pump stops after 6 gallons and the attendant has abandoned their post to either take a dump or get a hit of meth. After waiting for a minute I get out and find the nozzle is jammed into the filler at a weird angle. I fix it and all is well. A second attendant comes over and thanks me for doing his job for him, then proceeds to tell me about the gas filler geometry that he's learned in what appears to be his 35+ years as a gas pump attendant. It's hard, he says.
Guy then proceeded to try and fill the tank to the top of the filler neck, which is actually no bueno for safety reasons.
Cool story, bro.
