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What is your grease monkey skill level ?

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  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 63,489 Founders Club
    None - I can put air in my tires and pump my own gas and that's about it
    chuck said:

    chuck said:

    Ive done a lot of starters, alternators, and water pumps, a clutch, and a few head gaskets/timing belts. I still fall in the advanced category. Experts don't need as much guidance as I need.

    Edit... Brakes (not drum) I can do in my sleep, and apparently did once as I put the pads on backward. Drove it around the block and ruined the rotors so I got to change those too.

    I feel like brakes might be the most overpriced repair that garages charge for. Also I'm trying to figure out how you got the pads on backwards. It was something I did with some older cars but assume the new models have some bullshit you need a special tool to complete the job or the hands of an infant to reach (ie try replacing your headlamps now).
    It was my girlfriends 2002 Sebring. Easily done. The slots lined right up, apparently. I really can't explain it.
    I can't think Sebring without thinking Michael Scott
  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,045 Swaye's Wigwam
    Advanced - I can do my own brakes, spark plugs, etc

    chuck said:

    chuck said:

    Ive done a lot of starters, alternators, and water pumps, a clutch, and a few head gaskets/timing belts. I still fall in the advanced category. Experts don't need as much guidance as I need.

    Edit... Brakes (not drum) I can do in my sleep, and apparently did once as I put the pads on backward. Drove it around the block and ruined the rotors so I got to change those too.

    I feel like brakes might be the most overpriced repair that garages charge for. Also I'm trying to figure out how you got the pads on backwards. It was something I did with some older cars but assume the new models have some bullshit you need a special tool to complete the job or the hands of an infant to reach (ie try replacing your headlamps now).
    It was my girlfriends 2002 Sebring. Easily done. The slots lined right up, apparently. I really can't explain it.
    I can't think Sebring without thinking Michael Scott
    He had the convertable. Not half as awesome as the coupe
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,349 Founders Club
    Basic - I can change my own oil, air filters, batteries, etc
    chuck said:

    chuck said:

    chuck said:

    Ive done a lot of starters, alternators, and water pumps, a clutch, and a few head gaskets/timing belts. I still fall in the advanced category. Experts don't need as much guidance as I need.

    Edit... Brakes (not drum) I can do in my sleep, and apparently did once as I put the pads on backward. Drove it around the block and ruined the rotors so I got to change those too.

    I feel like brakes might be the most overpriced repair that garages charge for. Also I'm trying to figure out how you got the pads on backwards. It was something I did with some older cars but assume the new models have some bullshit you need a special tool to complete the job or the hands of an infant to reach (ie try replacing your headlamps now).
    It was my girlfriends 2002 Sebring. Easily done. The slots lined right up, apparently. I really can't explain it.
    I can't think Sebring without thinking Michael Scott
    He had the convertable. Not half as awesome as the coupe
    Disagree.
  • Mad_SonMad_Son Member Posts: 10,179
    Basic - I can change my own oil, air filters, batteries, etc

    I'm sure with YouTube handy I could figure out how to do most of it. Assuming I had ample time.

    YouTube is wonderful that way. Did I know how to change an O2 censor before YouTube? Nope. Did YouTube show me how easy it is? Yup!
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,349 Founders Club
    Basic - I can change my own oil, air filters, batteries, etc
    Mad_Son said:

    I'm sure with YouTube handy I could figure out how to do most of it. Assuming I had ample time.

    YouTube is wonderful that way. Did I know how to change an O2 censor before YouTube? Nope. Did YouTube show me how easy it is? Yup!
    I don’t know if it’s my age (50) or some other bias, but YouTube is usually the last thing I think of to learn how to fix something.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,405 Founders Club
    Basic - I can change my own oil, air filters, batteries, etc

    Mad_Son said:

    I'm sure with YouTube handy I could figure out how to do most of it. Assuming I had ample time.

    YouTube is wonderful that way. Did I know how to change an O2 censor before YouTube? Nope. Did YouTube show me how easy it is? Yup!
    After we fired a project manager in California we went through his company computer

    He was watching YouTube videos on how to be a project manager

    True story and a cool story
    A sexy Latinx male?
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726
    None - I can put air in my tires and pump my own gas and that's about it

  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 63,489 Founders Club
    None - I can put air in my tires and pump my own gas and that's about it

    Mad_Son said:

    I'm sure with YouTube handy I could figure out how to do most of it. Assuming I had ample time.

    YouTube is wonderful that way. Did I know how to change an O2 censor before YouTube? Nope. Did YouTube show me how easy it is? Yup!
    I don’t know if it’s my age (50) or some other bias, but YouTube is usually the last thing I think of to learn how to fix something.
    It's fantastic that way
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726
    None - I can put air in my tires and pump my own gas and that's about it
    Mad_Son said:

    I'm sure with YouTube handy I could figure out how to do most of it. Assuming I had ample time.

    YouTube is wonderful that way. Did I know how to change an O2 censor before YouTube? Nope. Did YouTube show me how easy it is? Yup!
    Haven't used it for car repairs but basic plumbing and a number of other little projects around the house. I'm not much of a man when it comes to taking things apart and putting them back together but the little bit of a man that I am in those areas is 100% thanks to YT.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,405 Founders Club
    Basic - I can change my own oil, air filters, batteries, etc

    The Throbber pays people to work on his vehicles.

    They are a mode of transportation. Nothing more, nothing less.

    And Ducks PUMP MY GAS!!!

    Don't get me wrong @PurpleThrobber I still pay for most stuff. But there's also a convenience factor involved on the easiest shit like batteries, air filters, etc, vs taking it to the dealer or mechanic for that shit. The Toyota dealers in White Wakanda has the busiest service department I've ever seen and they take forever, even on simple shit.

    Also I get more gas pumped jack Ducktards than anyone here.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,156 Standard Supporter
    edited April 2023

    The Throbber pays people to work on his vehicles.

    They are a mode of transportation. Nothing more, nothing less.

    And Ducks PUMP MY GAS!!!

    Don't get me wrong @PurpleThrobber I still pay for most stuff. But there's also a convenience factor involved on the easiest shit like batteries, air filters, etc, vs taking it to the dealer or mechanic for that shit. The Toyota dealers in White Wakanda has the busiest service department I've ever seen and they take forever, even on simple shit.

    Also I get more gas pumped jack Ducktards than anyone here.
    The throbber has underlings who take his car to the shop.

    In lieu of charging him rent, the adult kid who boomerangs back on occasion is tasked with sitting in the repair shop or getting snow tires put on or whatever. Someday your Lil Piss will be a fine underling, I'm sure.

    The throbber then productively uses that time to make more $$$ or brb, jo as applicable.

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,405 Founders Club
    Basic - I can change my own oil, air filters, batteries, etc

    The Throbber pays people to work on his vehicles.

    They are a mode of transportation. Nothing more, nothing less.

    And Ducks PUMP MY GAS!!!

    Don't get me wrong @PurpleThrobber I still pay for most stuff. But there's also a convenience factor involved on the easiest shit like batteries, air filters, etc, vs taking it to the dealer or mechanic for that shit. The Toyota dealers in White Wakanda has the busiest service department I've ever seen and they take forever, even on simple shit.

    Also I get more gas pumped jack Ducktards than anyone here.
    The throbber has underlings who take his car to the shop.

    In lieu of charging him rent, the adult kid who boomerangs back on occasion is tasked with sitting in the repair shop or getting snow tires put on or whatever. Someday your Lil Piss will be a fine underling, I'm sure.

    The throbber then productively uses that time to make more $$$ or brb, jo as applicable.

    @MrsSnow has a no underlings living at home post college.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,156 Standard Supporter

    The Throbber pays people to work on his vehicles.

    They are a mode of transportation. Nothing more, nothing less.

    And Ducks PUMP MY GAS!!!

    Don't get me wrong @PurpleThrobber I still pay for most stuff. But there's also a convenience factor involved on the easiest shit like batteries, air filters, etc, vs taking it to the dealer or mechanic for that shit. The Toyota dealers in White Wakanda has the busiest service department I've ever seen and they take forever, even on simple shit.

    Also I get more gas pumped jack Ducktards than anyone here.
    The throbber has underlings who take his car to the shop.

    In lieu of charging him rent, the adult kid who boomerangs back on occasion is tasked with sitting in the repair shop or getting snow tires put on or whatever. Someday your Lil Piss will be a fine underling, I'm sure.

    The throbber then productively uses that time to make more $$$ or brb, jo as applicable.

    @MrsSnow has a no underlings living at home post college.
    They're pretty handy. Especially one with a pickup truck and the ability to use a chainsaw or swing a hammer.

    Indentured servitude is how I would consider it.

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,405 Founders Club
    Basic - I can change my own oil, air filters, batteries, etc

    The Throbber pays people to work on his vehicles.

    They are a mode of transportation. Nothing more, nothing less.

    And Ducks PUMP MY GAS!!!

    Don't get me wrong @PurpleThrobber I still pay for most stuff. But there's also a convenience factor involved on the easiest shit like batteries, air filters, etc, vs taking it to the dealer or mechanic for that shit. The Toyota dealers in White Wakanda has the busiest service department I've ever seen and they take forever, even on simple shit.

    Also I get more gas pumped jack Ducktards than anyone here.
    The throbber has underlings who take his car to the shop.

    In lieu of charging him rent, the adult kid who boomerangs back on occasion is tasked with sitting in the repair shop or getting snow tires put on or whatever. Someday your Lil Piss will be a fine underling, I'm sure.

    The throbber then productively uses that time to make more $$$ or brb, jo as applicable.

    @MrsSnow has a no underlings living at home post college.
    They're pretty handy. Especially one with a pickup truck and the ability to use a chainsaw or swing a hammer.

    Indentured servitude is how I would consider it.

    I think there's a movie with Terry Bradshaw about this.
  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,529
    Advanced - I can do my own brakes, spark plugs, etc

    The Throbber pays people to work on his vehicles.

    They are a mode of transportation. Nothing more, nothing less.

    And Ducks PUMP MY GAS!!!

    Sincerely,

    A Toyota owner
  • Fenderbender123Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,983
    None - I can put air in my tires and pump my own gas and that's about it
    It's not that I couldn't learn. It's just that it's totally unfulfilling work. Not fun at all.
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