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YellowSnow
YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,318 Founders Club

Jive Ass Turkey Pole 18 votes

Fried Turkey
33%
DerekJohnsonPurpleBazedncalumni94biak1YellowSnow 6 votes
Roasted Turkey
27%
AtomicDawghuskyhooliganLebamDawgEl_Kdannarc 5 votes
I Hate Turkey; it's too dry and bland
38%
CFetters_Nacho_LoverSwayewhlinderYouKnowItchuckFenderbender123BleachedAnusDawg 7 votes

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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,318 Founders Club
    edited November 2022
    Fried Turkey
    Swaye said:

    I eat buffalo on Thanksgiving. Turkey is a symbol of oppression.

    Turkeys originated in Mexico. You're probably rayciss against Messicans.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,513 Founders Club
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,322 Founders Club
    I Hate Turkey; it's too dry and bland
    I don’t actually hate Turkey but I’d rather have ham, steak or prime rib. As a child of poor greasy slav (shout out @YellowSnow) immigrants, I don’t recall too many Turkey dinners in our humble abode.
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,683 Swaye's Wigwam
    I Hate Turkey; it's too dry and bland
    F/O rowpeeterpuffer you forgot smokers.

    My sister and her hubby always bring a smoked turkey for thanksgiving and a smoked prime rib for christmas. If they didn't do that I wouldn't even claim them as family.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,318 Founders Club
    Fried Turkey
    chuck said:

    F/O rowpeeterpuffer you forgot smokers.

    My sister and her hubby always bring a smoked turkey for thanksgiving and a smoked prime rib for christmas. If they didn't do that I wouldn't even claim them as family.

    Smoking is for salmon, jerky, and things of that nature. Not for turkey.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,308 Standard Supporter
    I Hate Turkey; it's too dry and bland

    chuck said:

    F/O rowpeeterpuffer you forgot smokers.

    My sister and her hubby always bring a smoked turkey for thanksgiving and a smoked prime rib for christmas. If they didn't do that I wouldn't even claim them as family.

    Smoking is for salmon, jerky, and things of that nature. Not for turkey.
    Pork, beef, chicken, etc. Get your reads down!
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,318 Founders Club
    Fried Turkey

    chuck said:

    F/O rowpeeterpuffer you forgot smokers.

    My sister and her hubby always bring a smoked turkey for thanksgiving and a smoked prime rib for christmas. If they didn't do that I wouldn't even claim them as family.

    Smoking is for salmon, jerky, and things of that nature. Not for turkey.
    Pork, beef, chicken, etc. Get your reads down!
    You "smoke" a ham. You "bbq" pork shoulder or ribs. They both involve smoke but they are not the same.

    Smoking is the process of flavoring, browning, cooking, or preserving food by exposing it to smoke from burning or smoldering material, most often wood. Meat, fish, and lapsang souchong tea are often smoked.

    In Europe, alder is the traditional smoking wood, but oak is more often used now, and beech to a lesser extent.[clarification needed] In North America, hickory, mesquite, oak, pecan, alder, maple, and fruit-tree woods, such as apple, cherry, and plum, are commonly used for smoking. Other biomass besides wood can also be employed, sometimes with the addition of flavoring ingredients. Chinese tea-smoking uses a mixture of uncooked rice, sugar, and tea, heated at the base of a wok.

    Some North American ham and bacon makers smoke their products over burning corncobs. Peat is burned to dry and smoke the barley malt used to make Scotch whisky and some beers. In New Zealand, sawdust from the native manuka (tea tree) is commonly used for hot smoking fish. In Iceland, dried sheep dung is used to cold-smoke fish, lamb, mutton and whale.

    Historically, farms in the Western world included a small building termed the "smokehouse", where meats could be smoked and stored. This was generally well separated from other buildings both because of the fire danger and because of the smoke emanations; the smoking of food could possibly introduce polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons which may lead to an increased risk of some types of cancer; however, this association is still being debated.[1][2][3][4][5][disputed – discuss]

    Smoking can be done in four ways: cold smoking, warm smoking, hot smoking, and through the employment of a smoke flavoring, such as liquid smoke.[6] However, these methods of imparting smoke only affect the food surface, and are unable to preserve food, thus, smoking is paired with other microbial hurdles, such as chilling and packaging, to extend food shelf-life.[6]

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoking_(cooking)
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,308 Standard Supporter
    I Hate Turkey; it's too dry and bland
    They're called smokers when smoking a brisket, etc. Take this cultural appropriating smoked salmon to the 'Wam.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,318 Founders Club
    Fried Turkey

    They're called smokers when smoking a brisket, etc. Take this cultural appropriating smoked salmon to the 'Wam.

    They were "smoking" hams in Virginia in a smoke house a hundred years before they started barbequing briskets in Texas. They even have a separate Wikipedia page on barbecue.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue
  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,639
    BBQ turkey, marinated overnight in tequila. My wife pulled this off several years ago when we were in San Jose del Cabo with a bunch of friends over thanksgiving…as goofy as it sounds, it was fabulous…
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,683 Swaye's Wigwam
    I Hate Turkey; it's too dry and bland

    chuck said:

    F/O rowpeeterpuffer you forgot smokers.

    My sister and her hubby always bring a smoked turkey for thanksgiving and a smoked prime rib for christmas. If they didn't do that I wouldn't even claim them as family.

    Smoking is for salmon, jerky, and things of that nature. Not for turkey.
    Nah it doesn't come out anything like smoked meats you mentioned. It gets a paper thin crust with minimal smokie flavor, and the rest is just perfectly tender, melt in your mouth turkey. It's amazing.
  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,273
    I Hate Turkey; it's too dry and bland
    Because the word Barbecue has become so bastardized, both in noun or verb form (It is NOT a cookout and it is NOT what you do to grill hamburgers), I use Smoke to make it clear of the action I am taking to cook my meat.

    Poultry may not capture as much smoke flavor as pork and beef when Barbecuing/smoking but it’s still the best way because of how juicy it comes out and the flavor of the gravy.

    Deep frying is second for Turkey.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,318 Founders Club
    edited November 2022
    Fried Turkey
    whlinder said:

    Because the word Barbecue has become so bastardized, both in noun or verb form (It is NOT a cookout and it is NOT what you do to grill hamburgers), I use Smoke to make it clear of the action I am taking to cook my meat.

    Poultry may not capture as much smoke flavor as pork and beef when Barbecuing/smoking but it’s still the best way because of how juicy it comes out and the flavor of the gravy.

    Deep frying is second for Turkey.

    It's just a shame how bastardized the words have become. Drives me nuts when people say they are "smoking" some ribs. It's not smoking. It's BBQ. Just as you don't BBQ steaks, brats, burgers, etc.

    I had an uncle who used to do a nice in-direct heat smoked barbeque turkey on a Weber.
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    As has been stated already, you smoke it.

    Fuck off row Peter puffer
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,683 Swaye's Wigwam
    I Hate Turkey; it's too dry and bland

    whlinder said:

    Because the word Barbecue has become so bastardized, both in noun or verb form (It is NOT a cookout and it is NOT what you do to grill hamburgers), I use Smoke to make it clear of the action I am taking to cook my meat.

    Poultry may not capture as much smoke flavor as pork and beef when Barbecuing/smoking but it’s still the best way because of how juicy it comes out and the flavor of the gravy.

    Deep frying is second for Turkey.

    It's just a shame how bastardized the words have become. Drives me nuts when people say they are "smoking" some ribs. It's not smoking. It's BBQ. Just as you don't BBQ steaks, brats, burgers, etc.

    I had an uncle who used to do a nice in-direct heat smoked barbeque turkey on a Weber.
    I see the issue here.

    They slow roast it in their smoker. Whatever that is called is what I like.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,308 Standard Supporter
    I Hate Turkey; it's too dry and bland
    Might need to settle this with a smoker poll for all you polesmokers.
  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,639

    Might need to settle this with a smoker poll for all you polesmokers.

    ISAFN George Brett / Nancy Reagan CRAP…
  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,792 Swaye's Wigwam
    Roasted Turkey
    At the old Lebam homestead I would slow cook a turkey over small pieces of alder - would take about 5 hours usually 3 foot or more above the small fire. One of the best outdoor oven/woodfired BBQ, smoked flavor, turkey I have ever tasted. I adjusted the height as necessary to maintain a decent temperature.

    I normally ate the left overs as was too hammered by the time the meal would be served - one must drink when outdoor cooking

    Took me longer to split the wood into small little pieces that was to cook that puppy. Now, a roasted turkey takes great, I eat all the dark meat so the breast could be powder as far as I am concerned. Oh and skin, eat the crisp skin.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,318 Founders Club
    Fried Turkey
    LebamDawg said:

    At the old Lebam homestead I would slow cook a turkey over small pieces of alder - would take about 5 hours usually 3 foot or more above the small fire. One of the best outdoor oven/woodfired BBQ, smoked flavor, turkey I have ever tasted. I adjusted the height as necessary to maintain a decent temperature.

    I normally ate the left overs as was too hammered by the time the meal would be served - one must drink when outdoor cooking

    Took me longer to split the wood into small little pieces that was to cook that puppy. Now, a roasted turkey takes great, I eat all the dark meat so the breast could be powder as far as I am concerned. Oh and skin, eat the crisp skin.

    Mmmmm….BBQ
  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,273
    I Hate Turkey; it's too dry and bland

    Mad_Son said:

    As has been stated already, you smoke it.

    Fuck off row Peter puffer

    You people do smoke a nice pastrami!
    We need a thred for dat.

    I lurve smoking? BBQing? Some pastrami.
  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,871
    Fried Turkey
    I normally deep fry, but I’m the mountains and didn’t want to haul the gear up. Therefore, spatchcock and bbq this year.
  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,754 Founders Club
    Yah deep frying is the thing… I went to a party where they had the dunk tank cylinder which was 30 inches wide and 30” deep and delivered the ultimate in moist turkey… epic outcome for fried twinkees as well
  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    I Hate Turkey; it's too dry and bland
    I don't like turkey. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like chicken. With chicken everything is soft, and smooth.
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,683 Swaye's Wigwam
    I Hate Turkey; it's too dry and bland

    I don't like turkey. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like chicken. With chicken everything is soft, and smooth.

    Wait...what are you using the bird for. This may be the wrong thread.

    I just finished the smoked/bbq'd turkey last night. Pot pie (I baked but someone else made the crust) and a big pot of soup that just ran out. Man that was a good turkey
  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,792 Swaye's Wigwam
    Roasted Turkey

    I don't like turkey. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like chicken. With chicken everything is soft, and smooth.

    with the chicken using the feather is erotic, using the whole chicken is perverted