Once-hesitant USC players have embraced Steve Sarkisian's fun-loving style
 
             
                
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            Cool day for the Trojans man.
 Won't be long before we see fun stuff like the lawnmower and animals at practice.
 I can only hope tmz.com assigns someone to tail sark and catches him drunk at the viper room taking Molly with a whore.
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            The media is getting sucked in
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 I see him as more of a Big Wangs Hollywood guy.MikeDamone said:Cool day for the Trojans man. 
 Won't be long before we see fun stuff like the lawnmower and animals at practice.
 I can only hope tmz.com assigns someone to tail sark and catches him drunk at the viper room taking Molly with a whore.
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 Yeah, but the honeymoon will be over soon enough. Their media won't keep polishing seven's knob like the LPT once 'ole Stevie starts blowing some games.DerekJohnson said:The media is getting sucked in 
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 ^ Hollywood club superiority guy.WilburHooksHands said:
 I see him as more of a Big Wangs Hollywood guy.MikeDamone said:Cool day for the Trojans man. 
 Won't be long before we see fun stuff like the lawnmower and animals at practice.
 I can only hope tmz.com assigns someone to tail sark and catches him drunk at the viper room taking Molly with a whore.
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 Damone technically Viper Room is West Hollywood. Fucking revenge of the nerds around here.MikeDamone said:
 ^ Hollywood club superiority guy.WilburHooksHands said:
 I see him as more of a Big Wangs Hollywood guy.MikeDamone said:Cool day for the Trojans man. 
 Won't be long before we see fun stuff like the lawnmower and animals at practice.
 I can only hope tmz.com assigns someone to tail sark and catches him drunk at the viper room taking Molly with a whore.
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            Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
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            Ironically we turned on the tv earlier and Pardon the Interruption was showing Sark and that stupid tiger that prepared the team for a plungering at LSU.
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            And we're stuck with Petermen blowing shit up
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 "And you could see the bond when Sarkisian and quarterback Cody Kessler performed a leaping chest bump after a third-quarter touchdown strike on Saturday, then joked about it after the game ."
 I don't see how Cody didn't have a ragin' hard-on after bumping up against such ample chesticles.
 What a special moment brah!
 BTW, I thought "leaping" chest bumps usually had both people in the air...
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            This thread delivers.
 Like an In-and-Out Truck.
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 Fucker's put on another 15 since he left seattle.H_D said: 
 "And you could see the bond when Sarkisian and quarterback Cody Kessler performed a leaping chest bump after a third-quarter touchdown strike on Saturday, then joked about it after the game ."
 I don't see how Cody didn't have a ragin' hard-on after bumping up against such ample chesticles.
 What a special moment brah!
 BTW, I thought "leaping" chest bumps usually had both people in the air...
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            I knew we were fucked in the ass against USC that first year when Sark was jumping like an idiot with the players. That's when I knew. Or maybe before that. But solidified then. Or something.
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            Obligatory ***SIZZLE***
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            I think they call that "Fetters vertical"
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 Photoshop opportunity here. Race - DO YOUR JOB!H_D said: 
 "And you could see the bond when Sarkisian and quarterback Cody Kessler performed a leaping chest bump after a third-quarter touchdown strike on Saturday, then joked about it after the game ."
 I don't see how Cody didn't have a ragin' hard-on after bumping up against such ample chesticles.
 What a special moment brah!
 BTW, I thought "leaping" chest bumps usually had both people in the air...
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 Somebody should prepare a plunger with a Duck logo coming out of Seven's DH.... for a gameday sign of course.MikeDamone said:
 Photoshop opportunity here. Race - DO YOUR JOB!H_D said: 
 "And you could see the bond when Sarkisian and quarterback Cody Kessler performed a leaping chest bump after a third-quarter touchdown strike on Saturday, then joked about it after the game ."
 I don't see how Cody didn't have a ragin' hard-on after bumping up against such ample chesticles.
 What a special moment brah!
 BTW, I thought "leaping" chest bumps usually had both people in the air...
 
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            It looks like a lot of Sark's moob and belly sweat rubbed off on Kessler's jersey
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            Sark was 1*-9 against Stanford and Oregon
 *Nunes
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 Sark was actually 2*-9 against them.RaceBannon said:Sark was 1*-9 against Stanford and Oregon 
 *Nunes
 *Nunes
 *2013 moral victory on the road only losing by 3 when the replay officials in the booth didn't feel the emotion of the game and Stanford faked injuries and stuff
 
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            It seems like Sark is just tying to copy Carroll. I won't rip Sark for trying to emulate one of the greatest coaches of all time. But there's a method to PCs madness. And I don't think Sark "gets" that. The finer points seem lost on him. He just thinks it's goof around and win games.
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 THIS!!allpurpleallgold said:It seems like Sark is just tying to copy Carroll. I won't rip Sark for trying to emulate one of the greatest coaches of all time. But there's a method to PCs madness. And I don't think Sark "gets" that. The finer points seem lost on him. He just thinks it's goof around and win games. 
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            he will win games because he has good players, not because he knows how to coach
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            How funny and appropriate would it be if Sark tore his ACL doing something like this?
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            My grandpa perfected the one-legged vertical Sark displayed there back in the late 70's. Only difference was he was squeezing out a liquid fart and more times than not he shit his pants.



 
                        













