Yella's Rant of the Week - Dogs on Airplanes Edition
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Stop taking them into bars, supermarkets, and bookstores fags
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This was my next rant.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Stop taking them into bars, supermarkets, and bookstores fags
People that bring a dog in the grocery store should be permanently banded from said store. Fucking gross. -
Funny. I hang out and golf with my older brother quite a bit. There's a local place we often go to afterward if we play locally. There are always dogs there and it drives him fucking crazy. He'll go off on rants about the same shit talked about above...dogs in stores, dogs on the sidewalk, etc. It is pretty gay.
My GF is heading to Virginia on a real estate venture in a couple of weeks and staying for the winter with our labradoodle. We're trying to decide whether she should drive or fly. I don't know anything about how you tote a large dog across country on a plane. This dog sure as hell isn't sitting in the passenger cabin. -
Would rather have dogs on planes than fat people.
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Be a classy etiquette observing human.chuck said:Funny. I hang out and golf with my older brother quite a bit. There's a local place we often go to afterward if we play locally. There are always dogs there and it drives him fucking crazy. He'll go off on rants about the same shit talked about above...dogs in stores, dogs on the sidewalk, etc. It is pretty gay.
My GF is heading to Virginia on a real estate venture in a couple of weeks and staying for the winter with our labradoodle. We're trying to decide whether she should drive or fly. I don't know anything about how you tote a large dog across country on a plane. This dog sure as hell isn't sitting in the passenger cabin.
Drive or check the dog into the cargo hold. -
Different problems. Dogs don’t belong on planes ever.PurpleThrobber said:Would rather have dogs on planes than fat people.
Make the fatties buy 2 seats. -
Like I said it's not riding in the cabin. I doubt they'd even allow that. I was just wondering if anyone has checked a dog as baggage before and if it's any special kind of pita.YellowSnow said:
Be a classy etiquette observing human.chuck said:Funny. I hang out and golf with my older brother quite a bit. There's a local place we often go to afterward if we play locally. There are always dogs there and it drives him fucking crazy. He'll go off on rants about the same shit talked about above...dogs in stores, dogs on the sidewalk, etc. It is pretty gay.
My GF is heading to Virginia on a real estate venture in a couple of weeks and staying for the winter with our labradoodle. We're trying to decide whether she should drive or fly. I don't know anything about how you tote a large dog across country on a plane. This dog sure as hell isn't sitting in the passenger cabin.
Drive or check the dog into the cargo hold.
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I've seen and heard rat dogs in the cabin. I don't like it, but obviously it's a thing on some airlines. I'm not sure of the weight limit.
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My most hated people in order:
Cyclists
Fat girls who don't give head
People who bring dogs on airplanes
Taliban -
Both of my dogs came off of Kauai and had to be flown back to Seattle. My wife and also brought dogs from the shelter there to Seattle to go to shelters where they had better chances of getting adopted.chuck said:
Like I said it's not riding in the cabin. I doubt they'd even allow that. I was just wondering if anyone has checked a dog as baggage before and if it's any special kind of pita.YellowSnow said:
Be a classy etiquette observing human.chuck said:Funny. I hang out and golf with my older brother quite a bit. There's a local place we often go to afterward if we play locally. There are always dogs there and it drives him fucking crazy. He'll go off on rants about the same shit talked about above...dogs in stores, dogs on the sidewalk, etc. It is pretty gay.
My GF is heading to Virginia on a real estate venture in a couple of weeks and staying for the winter with our labradoodle. We're trying to decide whether she should drive or fly. I don't know anything about how you tote a large dog across country on a plane. This dog sure as hell isn't sitting in the passenger cabin.
Drive or check the dog into the cargo hold.
The dogs go in a travel kennel and get mildly sedated and are considered checked luggage. Upon arrival, you pick them up at the oversized baggage area.
I don’t know if this is an airline rule of humane society rule, but the dogs could fly direct to the mainland and weren’t supposed to go on a connecting flight after arrival.
I wouldn’t put my dogs through that experience again.
We take the dogs to breweries all the tim so fuck you if you don’t like it. My dogs are also fairly well trained and if there’s a shit ton of dogs already in a place and it’s looking chaotic, I turn around.
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The Throbber is willing to compromise on the dogs on airplane issue -
Fuck little rat kick dogs carried on by trailer trash women. Yappy little cunts (both the trailer trash women and the dogs).
War big ass service dogs like German Shepherds and mastiffs. Or cool dogs like boxers and bloodhounds.
That's just a general rule of life regardless.
Kind of like internet posters.
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I sat in first class on a flight to Seattle from Kauai. My seat was next to a guy with a pretty good sized dog curled up at his feet.
Found out the dog was a rescue/recovery dog and the guy didn’t go anywhere without him saying he and the dog were basically always on call to respond to a natural disaster or whatever. The dog slept the entire 6 hour flight and I kinda forgot it was even there. -
I'm not a dog person but unless it compromises the safety of the plane or passengers then it's "whatever"
Just don't have your dog all up in my space on the flight. Flew with our cat once when we were moving. It was fine. Flame away.
Besides, this shit is common throughout the globe. @PurpleBaze says take your Falcon on a plane THEN pop off.
https://www.etihad.com/en-us/fly-etihad/baggage/travelling-with-pets
Rules for falcons
Falcons are permitted on board all Etihad operated flights.
You can travel with a falcon for free as part of your cabin baggage allowance, or as checked baggage for US $500 per cage.
In Economy, you’re permitted to carry one falcon per person, or two falcons per additional seat.
In First or Business you’re permitted to carry two falcons per person, or three falcons per additional seat.
Yes, that's real
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I will die on the hill of service dogs only in grocery stores. It's illegal in most cases anyhow I suspect.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Both of my dogs came off of Kauai and had to be flown back to Seattle. My wife and also brought dogs from the shelter there to Seattle to go to shelters where they had better chances of getting adopted.chuck said:
Like I said it's not riding in the cabin. I doubt they'd even allow that. I was just wondering if anyone has checked a dog as baggage before and if it's any special kind of pita.YellowSnow said:
Be a classy etiquette observing human.chuck said:Funny. I hang out and golf with my older brother quite a bit. There's a local place we often go to afterward if we play locally. There are always dogs there and it drives him fucking crazy. He'll go off on rants about the same shit talked about above...dogs in stores, dogs on the sidewalk, etc. It is pretty gay.
My GF is heading to Virginia on a real estate venture in a couple of weeks and staying for the winter with our labradoodle. We're trying to decide whether she should drive or fly. I don't know anything about how you tote a large dog across country on a plane. This dog sure as hell isn't sitting in the passenger cabin.
Drive or check the dog into the cargo hold.
The dogs go in a travel kennel and get mildly sedated and are considered checked luggage. Upon arrival, you pick them up at the oversized baggage area.
I don’t know if this is an airline rule of humane society rule, but the dogs could fly direct to the mainland and weren’t supposed to go on a connecting flight after arrival.
I wouldn’t put my dogs through that experience again.
We take the dogs to breweries all the tim so fuck you if you don’t like it. My dogs are also fairly well trained and if there’s a shit ton of dogs already in a place and it’s looking chaotic, I turn around.
People who take dogs in grocery stores are fucking weird.
On planes I will judge and make fun of people, but at the end of the day it's up to the airline to set policy.
On the brewpubs @CFetters_Nacho_Lover , I'm still team leave to pooch at home, but again it's up to the bidness and I can choose to patronize it or not. I generally find there's more annoying dogs at brew pubs than ones I like. -
I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
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My ranked list of things I don't want to see sitting next to me on a plane:
1.) Motherfucking snakes
2.) Baby (they can be anywhere on the plane, and that flight is going to suck)
3.) Huge person in the seat next to me
4.) Shitty, yappy dog
946.) Well-behaved dog
Most dogs are better than most people. That's just a fact. I'm always amazed by dogs I see at breweries, etc. Most are super chill and just sit or lay there. I don't mind that at all. At least they're not grouped at a table all staring at their phones at the same time... -
I never went to that place in Lake City but it looked pretty fucking cool.Fishpo31 said:I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
I absolutely refuse to go the service/therapy dog route. -
It was cool, especially when raining. They did a lot of stuff there, food trucks, live music, trivia nights, always had a game on the flat-screen...CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I never went to that place in Lake City but it looked pretty fucking cool.Fishpo31 said:I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
I absolutely refuse to go the service/therapy dog route.
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Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.Swaye said:My most hated people in order:
Cyclists
Fat girls who don't give head
People who bring dogs on airplanes
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She Gonechuck said:
My GF is heading to Virginia on a real estate venture in a couple of weeks and staying for the winter with our labradoodle.
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@Swaye so, fat girls that do give head?
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Yeah spandex mafia riding 25 mph on a 45 mph road.YellowSnow said:
Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.Swaye said:My most hated people in order:
Cyclists
Fat girls who don't give head
People who bring dogs on airplanes
Taliban -
Another example of why you'll always be my favorite classy poaster.Swaye said: -
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I'll leave the appropriate gif to you and others. Girlfriends of posters read these boreds you know.YellowSnow said: -
My wife has tailgated with a number of the posters here. She doesn’t care enough to read our boards.chuck said:
I'll leave the appropriate gif to you and others. Girlfriends of posters read these boreds you know.YellowSnow said: -
I was kidding she'dnever read this olace. I doubt i could explain any of it to her.YellowSnow said:
My wife has tailgated with a number of the posters here. She doesn’t care enough to read our boards.chuck said:
I'll leave the appropriate gif to you and others. Girlfriends of posters read these boreds you know.YellowSnow said:
Hoped someone would post the Well, Bye pic (or gif don't remember). -
We are waiting for the WellBye.gif for the official announcement, right now it reads like a 80's country song, she even took the dog... While she is being courted by a Big Penix Gunslinger(BPG) you will have more time for fishing and football, win-win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t54NeRX03_o