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jecornel
jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
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Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.
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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,730 Founders Club
    @pawz
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Correct
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  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    I've done the FSBO and used agents.
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  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    And? Continue.
    46XiJCAB said:

    I've done the FSBO and used agents.

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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,480 Founders Club
    edited August 2022
    jecornel said:

    Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.

    If you hired your your sister-in-law's retarded 3rd cousin's drunk best friend who got a license to do one deal, or Redfin, that's on you.

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  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
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    pawz said:

    jecornel said:

    Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.

    If you hired your your sister-in-law's retarded 3rd cousin's drunk best friend who got a license to do one deal, or Redfin, that's on you.

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  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    jecornel said:

    And? Continue.

    46XiJCAB said:

    I've done the FSBO and used agents.

    First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

    Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

    Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
    Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
    Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,480 Founders Club
    jecornel said:

    🤣🤣🤣


    pawz said:

    jecornel said:

    Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.

    If you hired your your sister-in-law's retarded 3rd cousin's drunk best friend who got a license to do one deal, or Redfin, that's on you.

    You laugh, but I'm serious.

    If I could tell you the people behind the NDAs I've had to sign, you would agree they wouldn't tolerate anything less than an absolute professional.

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  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    Real Estate agents are fine for the paperwork, and will usually take a lower commission if you just have them do that, and you take care of marketing it. You can also use an attorney, and just compare the costs, to decide which direction you want to go.
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,480 Founders Club
    edited August 2022
    PurpleThrobber said:




    There's absolutely a purpose for real estate agents.

    Search "PropertySex" on pornhub and prove me wrong.

    IRL: https://www.newsweek.com/real-estate-agents-sued-having-alleged-sex-romp-instead-selling-home-1705275

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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,134 Standard Supporter
    pawz said:

    PurpleThrobber said:




    There's absolutely a purpose for real estate agents.

    Search "PropertySex" on pornhub and prove me wrong.

    IRL: https://www.newsweek.com/real-estate-agents-sued-having-alleged-sex-romp-instead-selling-home-1705275



    YKW

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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    If you need it sold, call Kim
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  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    Middle name. “SOLD”.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    46XiJCAB said:

    jecornel said:

    And? Continue.

    46XiJCAB said:

    I've done the FSBO and used agents.

    First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

    Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

    Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
    Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
    Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
    There's no way this isn't white supremacy


    Housing is a right
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  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,320 Standard Supporter
    jecornel said:

    Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.

    What are you basing your statement on?
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

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  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    edited August 2022
    Pitchfork51 said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    jecornel said:

    And? Continue.

    46XiJCAB said:

    I've done the FSBO and used agents.

    First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

    Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

    Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
    Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
    Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
    There's no way this isn't white supremacy


    Housing is a right
    Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

    LOL........
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  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,824 Founders Club
    There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

    Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

    Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    46XiJCAB said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    jecornel said:

    And? Continue.

    46XiJCAB said:

    I've done the FSBO and used agents.

    First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

    Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

    Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
    Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
    Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
    There's no way this isn't white supremacy


    Housing is a right
    Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

    LOL........
    Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,480 Founders Club
    MikeDamone said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    jecornel said:

    And? Continue.

    46XiJCAB said:

    I've done the FSBO and used agents.

    First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

    Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

    Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
    Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
    Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
    There's no way this isn't white supremacy


    Housing is a right
    Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

    LOL........
    Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off
    Camas papermaker heard from
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,480 Founders Club
    jecornel said:

    Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol

    Cogent.

    It seems like my original assessment stands that you didn't hire right.

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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    pawz said:

    MikeDamone said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    jecornel said:

    And? Continue.

    46XiJCAB said:

    I've done the FSBO and used agents.

    First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

    Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

    Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
    Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
    Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
    There's no way this isn't white supremacy


    Housing is a right
    Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

    LOL........
    Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off
    Camas papermaker heard from
    Disagree. How dare you?
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    haie said:

    There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

    Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

    Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

    Software salespeople are the fucking worst. I love kicking their asses
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  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    MikeDamone said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    jecornel said:

    And? Continue.

    46XiJCAB said:

    I've done the FSBO and used agents.

    First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

    Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

    Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
    Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
    Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
    There's no way this isn't white supremacy


    Housing is a right
    Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

    LOL........
    Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off
    Paper mill would have been a vacation.
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  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    I bailed on it all. Wasn’t for me.
    pawz said:

    jecornel said:

    Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol

    Cogent.

    It seems like my original assessment stands that you didn't hire right.

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  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    haie said:

    There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

    Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

    Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

    Why do you have what sounds like worthless salespeople? Fire all of them. Tomorrow.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
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    46XiJCAB said:

    haie said:

    There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

    Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

    Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

    Why do you have what sounds like worthless salespeople? Fire all of them. Tomorrow.
    Speaking of....we actually fired all our sales people. It's been great.

    I am especially proud of a report I made titled Monthly Travel Expenses vs New Business Sold.
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