WTF is Kalen DeBoer doing right now?

RTD said:

Is it just me or does it feel painfully close to stop giving a fuck time?

I'm still in LIFPO mode, but all this bullshit about a no swearing policy/UAs has me concerned.

UW is not a church school; never has been, never will be.

theLSkid said:

MikeSeaver said:

theLSkid said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

theLSkid said:

jecornel said:

If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)

this program lives in the shitter.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.

While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.

Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!

I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.

Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one

I wonder if Nike will be able to get their hands on some Jordan’s.

I’m gonna let you in on a secret..
Since Jordan does football gear and MJ himself controls the company now (not Nike, Google it)
They don’t send out Jordan’s to all of the Nike schools anymore! Mind blowing how things have changed in 5 years, Phil Knight let a black man make an equal share of money! Times are changing!

Oregon gets J’s due to the Knight/Nike overall connection, Montana wears fucking Nike but do all of their players get 11s? No.

The amount of Jordan gear distributed to Oregon players is much much less than Michigan or UNC.

P.s. I work at a Nike Store lmao

“Nike sucks everyone hates it.”

“Don’t tell me what college kids want!”

“PS I work at the Nike Sore, lmfao”

Seems like maybe you’re an idiot or you’d be working at the Jordan Store.

Five of my extended family members work for Nike, the real Nike, not Foot Locker+.

This includes my sister in law who literally works on the Jordan brand.

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

Tie my shoes, Dawg!

Fuck Nike. Fuck adidas. Fuck Jordan. How did this revolve into fashion talk? Wear Ferragamo or Capezios or your wool socks and Birkenstocks. Who gives a shit. Just win.

MikeSeaver said:

theLSkid said:

MikeSeaver said:

theLSkid said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

theLSkid said:

jecornel said:

If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)

this program lives in the shitter.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.

While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.

Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!

I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.

Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one

I wonder if Nike will be able to get their hands on some Jordan’s.

I’m gonna let you in on a secret..
Since Jordan does football gear and MJ himself controls the company now (not Nike, Google it)
They don’t send out Jordan’s to all of the Nike schools anymore! Mind blowing how things have changed in 5 years, Phil Knight let a black man make an equal share of money! Times are changing!

Oregon gets J’s due to the Knight/Nike overall connection, Montana wears fucking Nike but do all of their players get 11s? No.

The amount of Jordan gear distributed to Oregon players is much much less than Michigan or UNC.

P.s. I work at a Nike Store lmao

“Nike sucks everyone hates it.”

“Don’t tell me what college kids want!”

“PS I work at the Nike Sore, lmfao”

Seems like maybe you’re an idiot or you’d be working at the Jordan Store.

Five of my extended family members work for Nike, the real Nike, not Foot Locker+.

This includes my sister in law who literally works on the Jordan brand.

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

Tie my shoes, Dawg!

Bruh Nike is WAY better quality than Adidas, you ain’t getting an argument out of me, I wore Adidas in Juco and Nike in college.
I said I work at a Nike store, not footlocker, reading is hARD.

Listen, I understand that billy and sally wear their AF1s to every game at Autzen and it makes your nipples hard, but if you go to a neighborhood that wasn’t redlined for the first time in your life, you would see more Jordan’s than Nikes.

Nobody has died over a pair of nikes. Tell me the same Jordan’s.

And I don’t live in Chicago anymore or I would fucking work at the jordan store and I’d probably smash ur sister in law too, just dawg things

dtd said:

theLSkid said:

MikeSeaver said:

theLSkid said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

theLSkid said:

jecornel said:

If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)

this program lives in the shitter.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.

While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.

Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!

I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.

Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one

I wonder if Nike will be able to get their hands on some Jordan’s.

I’m gonna let you in on a secret..
Since Jordan does football gear and MJ himself controls the company now (not Nike, Google it)
They don’t send out Jordan’s to all of the Nike schools anymore! Mind blowing how things have changed in 5 years, Phil Knight let a black man make an equal share of money! Times are changing!

Oregon gets J’s due to the Knight/Nike overall connection, Montana wears fucking Nike but do all of their players get 11s? No.

The amount of Jordan gear distributed to Oregon players is much much less than Michigan or UNC.

P.s. I work at a Nike Store lmao

There's a reason it's called the "Jordan Brand". Just like Hurley and Converse are also Nike brands. Stop acting like you know something others don't. I was a black badge for 5 years before I moved to Texas. NGAF.

Okay so do all of the Hurley sponsored surfers get a free pair of fucking Jordan’s? No? That’s what I thought.

Black Badge??? Fuckkkkkkkkkk that’s almost like having the Mikey badge at Disneyland