WTF is Kalen DeBoer doing right now?
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NoRatherBeBrewing said:
Who the fuck are you, why are you so dumb, and why are you a 25 year old that works at a Nike store? Those aren’t actual questions, don’t answer. Stop demeaning yourself with each additional poast and go learn how to weld, or to interpret epistemological philosophy for the modern worker-consumer. There’s a hot debate on which path is more beneficial for the individual, and even that is more useful than whatever it is you are.theLSkid said:
I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.RatherBeBrewing said:
While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.theLSkid said:
Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.jecornel said:If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)
this program lives in the shitter.
Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.
Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one -
The 2016 Tedford consultant year with Ross, Pettis, Daniels, Dissly, Sample, and Gaskin was so fucking stacked.RoadDawg55 said:
No he didn’t. The offense was terrible the first two years. It was good in 2016 and sucked again after. It wasn’t just rolling and all good with Pete. I hated him until 2016.CuntWaffle said:Petersen had things going from day 1. The guy came in and flipped Budda Baker at midnight from going to Oregon, which probably solidified his playoff appearance. There were constant pictures being posted of him with the local HS coaches creating relationships. It had me really excited for the future of UW football.
Still in LIPO mode with Deboer because if he wins I don't really fucking care how he does it but so far this shit has been boring as fuck. Maybe it has more to do with our incompetent AD who knows but the honeymoon period was over within like a week after all the potential Haener and Donte rumblings.
As much resentment as some people here have about Pete he understood what he had to do day 1 and got to work. -
I told you I’m a pour! Please Mr. Knight, if this is you, my 16.50 an hour won’t pay for my 2014 civic, the 2k a week from the government isn’t coming and I don’t know what to do!!dtd said:
Shit poor people say. Have fun restocking shelves.theLSkid said:dtd said:
There's a reason it's called the "Jordan Brand". Just like Hurley and Converse are also Nike brands. Stop acting like you know something others don't. I was a black badge for 5 years before I moved to Texas. NGAF.theLSkid said:
I’m gonna let you in on a secret..MikeSeaver said:
I wonder if Nike will be able to get their hands on some Jordan’s.theLSkid said:
I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.RatherBeBrewing said:
While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.theLSkid said:
Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.jecornel said:If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)
this program lives in the shitter.
Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.
Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one
Since Jordan does football gear and MJ himself controls the company now (not Nike, Google it)
They don’t send out Jordan’s to all of the Nike schools anymore! Mind blowing how things have changed in 5 years, Phil Knight let a black man make an equal share of money! Times are changing!
Oregon gets J’s due to the Knight/Nike overall connection, Montana wears fucking Nike but do all of their players get 11s? No.
The amount of Jordan gear distributed to Oregon players is much much less than Michigan or UNC.
P.s. I work at a Nike Store lmao
Black Badge??? Fuckkkkkkkkkk that’s almost like having the Mikey badge at Disneyland
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The best feeling was being on the game thread and reading the TBS addicts whine that Darrell Daniels needed to be in the game before Dissly and Sample destroyed guys and Gaskin/Coleman broke a big run.Houhusky said:
The 2016 Tedford consultant year with Ross, Pettis, Daniels, Dissly, Sample, and Gaskin was so fucking stacked.RoadDawg55 said:
No he didn’t. The offense was terrible the first two years. It was good in 2016 and sucked again after. It wasn’t just rolling and all good with Pete. I hated him until 2016.CuntWaffle said:Petersen had things going from day 1. The guy came in and flipped Budda Baker at midnight from going to Oregon, which probably solidified his playoff appearance. There were constant pictures being posted of him with the local HS coaches creating relationships. It had me really excited for the future of UW football.
Still in LIPO mode with Deboer because if he wins I don't really fucking care how he does it but so far this shit has been boring as fuck. Maybe it has more to do with our incompetent AD who knows but the honeymoon period was over within like a week after all the potential Haener and Donte rumblings.
As much resentment as some people here have about Pete he understood what he had to do day 1 and got to work. -
Its always amazed me that the TBS fucktards never understood that the pathway for UW was and has always been development.RoadDawg55 said:
I was dead wrong and said we needed to see how the season went to judge Jimmy. Recruiting is important. Assistants can be important. The focus on then here is so FS stupid tho. How many examples do some have to see before realizing UW is a program that needs to develop the players. All programs do but I’ve been tired of the 4 star #280 player sizzle for years. Most the time there is no difference between that guy and a 3 star unknown.BleachedAnusDawg said:If NIL and the portal existed when Petersen first started we probably would've seen just as many guys pack their bags rather than endure the culture shock of going from Sark to Pete.
I'm fine with clearing out the dead wood and cowards for right now, but we need to see a couple recruiting wins in February. If this is the price we pay to get rid of the Jimmy stench and losers who let Montana push them around, so be it.
Evaluate, close your targets, and develop. We aren’t Bama and the Clemson of the West shit was stupid.
At UW assistants only matter if the head coach is a winner, recruiting is only important if you are developing them.
The Pac12 without a dominate USC (10+ years now?) is not that fucking difficult...
Get players you can develop, develop them better than anyone else, win games you are supposed to... If you can do that for 3+ years better players will start to show up, but you can win the Pac12 north rather easily with that formula in the meantime. -
48? Auburn had 2 pick sixes in that game. Quoock on brother and that was Gus' offense and Gus was calling the playsdtd said:
3 years ago he? put 48 on Bama. 3 years ago your? OC was the OL coach at a directional school. Let's keep it real.backthepack said:
We have a 2 year sample size.dtd said:
Who fucking knows?backthepack said:Cool can Dillingham call a good offense that you can actually win tho?
Remember, dipshit, Memphis of the West, not FSU of the West. That's UW.
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Unlike WSU, Auburn is actually the best rival Bama has
Look at this year. Almost another win over Saban
More wins over Bama than LSU, Georgia or Florida in the Saban era -
Imagine arguing with strangers on the internet about whether or not Jordan brand is a part of Nike. AIDS.
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Imagine claiming that one shoe made in some sweatshop in Vietnam by children making 3,000 dong a day is higher quality than some other shoe made in a sweatshop next door by Vietnamese children making 3,000 dong a day is higher quality.BleachedAnusDawg said:Imagine arguing with strangers on the internet about whether or not Jordan brand is a part of Nike. AIDS.
(I mostly posted this because I think "dong" is an awesome thing to call your currency.) -
Adidas makes my kinkles hurt when I runAlpo said:
Imagine claiming that one shoe made in some sweatshop in Vietnam by children making 3,000 dong a day is higher quality than some other shoe made in a sweatshop next door by Vietnamese children making 3,000 dong a day is higher quality.BleachedAnusDawg said:Imagine arguing with strangers on the internet about whether or not Jordan brand is a part of Nike. AIDS.
