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WTF is Kalen DeBoer doing right now?
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I wonder if Nike will be able to get their hands on some Jordan’s.theLSkid said:
I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.RatherBeBrewing said:
While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.theLSkid said:
Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.jecornel said:If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)
this program lives in the shitter.
Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.
Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one -
Is Cropper actually in the portal or was that a load of shit?
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No and never wasPatsDoog said:Is Cropper actually in the portal or was that a load of shit?
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Haener cock blockbananasnblondes said:
No and never wasPatsDoog said:Is Cropper actually in the portal or was that a load of shit?
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That was 3 seconds after I heard the Montana score for me.RTD said:Is it just me or does it feel painfully close to stop giving a fuck time?
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Cannabis is legal in Washington. HTH.theLSkid said:
This is so common but you can make it out to make DeBoner look bad if you wanna!!FecalFeast said:Rumors floating on discord that DeBoer may be implementing more drug testing and has a hard no drug/swearing policy in the building which is leading to more attrition than expected.
Every college coach does this when they come into a program. Happened to me at my 4 year school, luckily I wasn’t into the ganj like I am now.
You drug test all winter conditioning, if they fail, they’re cut and you have a reason to do so without feeling bad or parents complaining on social media.
By spring ball the boys will be back on the green, in both regards.
Watch the portal in the next few weeks if this is true, I’ll also point out that everyone can get around these tests, usually ATs and GAs will let the important players know before hand.
If I'm 21 and get UA'd for cannabis at UW, you bet your ass I'm hitting the portal. FYFMFE. -
I’m gonna let you in on a secret..MikeSeaver said:
I wonder if Nike will be able to get their hands on some Jordan’s.theLSkid said:
I’m 25 and you’re telling me what the kids want. Newsflash, those “fast strategy” kids in LA, want FUCKING JORDANS.RatherBeBrewing said:
While Nike is the most valuable apparel brand in the world, the most popular with teenagers, the most popular with athletes, and the holy grail of endorsement deals for pros - I see no reason why teenage football players would at all be impressed by that.theLSkid said:
Nobody gives a flying fuck about Nike outside of Portland and Seattle. Not even the LA kids.jecornel said:If you aren't selling NIL and Nike you are dead in the water. Education and the greatest setting doesn't mean shit. You need to pump social media with quality content. I could make better marketing content video cube. (video cube is 20 years old)
this program lives in the shitter.
Recruiting tool: Okay, Jalil, Jahlil, Jaleel, and Jayleel, our next stop is this flying spaceship potato chip looking building that will be your practice field. It’s cost is a number you can’t comprehend, the toilets wipe your ass and compliment your turds while doing a test on nutritional needs, the floors are marble taken from a poor country’s oldest cathedral, all the leather is from an animal that is now extinct. It wasn’t even endangered before, but they had it hunted to extinction for exclusivity. It was donated by Nike’s Phil Knight, who will sometimes ogle you in the locker room. But it’s okay, because I’ll show you the locker rooms later, and each one has an ATM that dispenses NIL money based on your performance, and there’s a new cocaine fountain that’s being installed as we speak. Feel free to grab a handful. Ah, who do I see there? It’s our defensive coordinator, Tosh Lupoi! And who’s that playing the unreleased-to-the-public PlayStation Six with him? Why that’s 15 time NBA All-Star and Nike endorser Lebron James. You stay away from that fountain Bron!
Whitey!
Also, Nike deals are dogshit unless you’re a top 10 dude for the brand at the professional level, you usually get 2,500 and some gear. Look it up, most athletes sign with different companies unless they’re stars.
Sounds like u wanna stroke phil knight when a real fan would want phil knight to have one
Since Jordan does football gear and MJ himself controls the company now (not Nike, Google it)
They don’t send out Jordan’s to all of the Nike schools anymore! Mind blowing how things have changed in 5 years, Phil Knight let a black man make an equal share of money! Times are changing!
Oregon gets J’s due to the Knight/Nike overall connection, Montana wears fucking Nike but do all of their players get 11s? No.
The amount of Jordan gear distributed to Oregon players is much much less than Michigan or UNC.
P.s. I work at a Nike Store lmao
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FecalFeast said:
Rumors floating on discord that DeBoer may be implementing more drug testing and has a hard no drug/swearing policy in the building which is leading to more attrition than expected.
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Hey man, I completely agree with you about the legal weed, but I’ll also say that as a shitty-at best- D2 football player, I would stop smoking when drug testing szn came around, but I was a try hard.digits said:
Cannabis is legal in Washington. HTH.theLSkid said:
This is so common but you can make it out to make DeBoner look bad if you wanna!!FecalFeast said:Rumors floating on discord that DeBoer may be implementing more drug testing and has a hard no drug/swearing policy in the building which is leading to more attrition than expected.
Every college coach does this when they come into a program. Happened to me at my 4 year school, luckily I wasn’t into the ganj like I am now.
You drug test all winter conditioning, if they fail, they’re cut and you have a reason to do so without feeling bad or parents complaining on social media.
By spring ball the boys will be back on the green, in both regards.
Watch the portal in the next few weeks if this is true, I’ll also point out that everyone can get around these tests, usually ATs and GAs will let the important players know before hand.
If I'm 21 and get UA'd for cannabis at UW, you bet your ass I'm hitting the portal. FYFMFE.
OKG, some would say.
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Bro I can’t argue Jordan has great swag but Jordan shoes are NIKE, I’m black and NIKE still holds weight walk into any shoe store you see double the NIKE sweatsuits over Jordan. NIKE also has all the top current athletes thus custom NIKE’s are king. Nobody wears Jordan Brand shoes.
theLSkid said:
If you want swag you get fucking Jordan. Not Nike or adidas. You elitist whites don’t get it!!jecornel said:I hate Nike but adidas is trash. Uniforms and swag matter.
