The Offseason Natty Thread: Portals, Assistant Coaches, Leopard Jackets, etc.

PurpleBaze · December 2021

RaceBannon said:

ROOFDOOGINS said:
Sounds like Haener might stay at Fresno now. Via Fetters and a comment sonics made on the discord. Get Penix on the phone.
Put a suicide watch on duck dong

Shouldn't we be encouraging him?

EwaDawg · December 2021

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CuntWaffle · December 2021

EwaDawg said:
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Awesome! Thanks for the update!

sinceredawg · December 2021

LoneStarDawg said:

sinceredawg said:
Can't say enough about the staff we thought we had on paper though. Those boys were ready to rumble.
We don’t speak in hypotheticals, but we were 3-4 contracts away from an off season natty

And by off season, we do mean November 29th thru the morning of December 8th, at which point we went out on top.

Edwin_Bambino · December 2021

Killing my little doog heart only about 10 days after it started is pretty efficient performance from UW, well played to them

sinceredawg · December 2021

According to Discord chat, all news today all broke shit. Donte, Heaner and Moore all out. Steinauer (whose name reminds me of Downfall cuts) hasn't been contacted yet. So basically a batch of sold dreams got burnt in the ovens. How do we resurrect ourselves from this inferno? Is there someone Jen can hug? Does DeBoer got what it takes to keep up with Kiffen? Tick Tick...

sinceredawg · December 2021

Basically, we had a strong hand, but we didn't get it signed in time. Now things are unraveling and we're grasping for plan Bs. Still look for the FSU RB coach and possibly Steinauer. Also be glad for the recruiting coordinator from Michigan.