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The Offseason Natty Thread: Portals, Assistant Coaches, Leopard Jackets, etc.

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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    ok can you hire the fucking staff and get to recruiting already?
  • NEsnake12
    NEsnake12 Member Posts: 3,795

    ok can you hire the fucking staff and get to recruiting already?

    DeBoer’s dick shrinks a couple inches if he lets the dudes he’s bringing from Fresno stay there and coach the bowl game
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,319 Founders Club


    "Stay tuned." Always worth a lulz...
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,319 Founders Club

    If things pan out the way they’re heading, I’ll have a raging Deboner. Holy fuck Jimmy Lake was worthless tho. Lazy fucking clown.

    Not only lazy, but also a douche. No one wanted to work for him, except for a janitor for the Jacksonville Jaguars.
  • Emoterman
    Emoterman Member Posts: 3,333

    so here are some names:

    Scotty Graham, Arizona running backs coach. New running backs coach or administrative role. Also hearing Lee Marks is coming to be the running backs coach so probably administrative role.

    Michigan Offensive Analyst Kyle DeVan. Could be the new oline coach or just an analyst role.

    TCU qb coach Kenny Hill Jr., new qb coach.

    USC Assistant Jordan Iosefa. Could be the new linebackers coach or assistant role. Inge most likely staying at Fresno.

    There is a big time name that COULD be in play at DC but I can't share publicly. If it's not him it's Orlondo Steinauer.

    Chili Davis could be retained as special teams coach.


    Some things are nearly confirmed.
    Frank Maile, the Boise assistant head coach and Dline coach is our new Dline coach.
    Kirby Moore is the new tight ends coach.
    Junior Adams is being retained as WRs coach.
    Ryan Grubb, Fresno OC is joining, DeBoer will also call plays and Grubb could also coach oline.
    Donte Williams is coming to be co-dc and DB coach.
    Courtney Morgan is the new recruiting coordinator.



    Fun portal name DeBoer is after: Andres Fox, defensive lineman portaling out of stanford, has two years eligibility left. Former alabama high school 4 star, didn't play much at Stanford. Hope we get him.
    DeBoer is also going to try to flip 4 star linebacker Tevarua Tafiti from Stanford. A one time rumored "silent commit" to Lake.

    If someone has better info than me feel free to correct me.

    Can we get this poaster into the Wam??
  • NorwegianHusky
    NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,425
    NEsnake12 said:

    LB and edge are by far the most shallow depth on the roster right now, and where I hope DeBoer can work the portal
    At LB we have Bruener and Fo'Sho. Behind them Sirmon and Heimuli. It's not that bad. All of them are decent players who got fucked by bad coaching.
  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    Swaye update the first post with coaching hires so I don't have to read through all this crap, thanks!
  • NEsnake12
    NEsnake12 Member Posts: 3,795

    NEsnake12 said:

    LB and edge are by far the most shallow depth on the roster right now, and where I hope DeBoer can work the portal
    At LB we have Bruener and Fo'Sho. Behind them Sirmon and Heimuli. It's not that bad. All of them are decent players who got fucked by bad coaching.
    I don't think coaching is gonna fix Sirmon being slow as fuck. Heimuli sure, if he develops. But really there's only 2 above average LBs on the entire roster. We all saw how the 2019 defense got exposed by the deficiencies at LB, can't have that again
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Swaye update the first post with coaching hires so I don't have to read through all this crap, thanks!

    Someone give me a current update and I will. All I had from yesterday is:

    Morgan: Recruiting Coordinator
    Grubb: Something, QB? OL? OC? I have no idea

    Did we add anyone else last night?
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Grubb and Morgan are the only 2 official ones. Steineroangardener or whatever his name at DC and Donte Williams have a lot of smoke.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    TheHB said:

    Are we all just going to pretend this guy doesn't look like he just killed a family on vacation? At the very least, he just walked off the set of American History X.


    every staff needs an enforcer
  • DoogerMcFarland
    DoogerMcFarland Member Posts: 745
    Swaye said:

    Swaye update the first post with coaching hires so I don't have to read through all this crap, thanks!

    Someone give me a current update and I will. All I had from yesterday is:

    Morgan: Recruiting Coordinator
    Grubb: Something, QB? OL? OC? I have no idea

    Did we add anyone else last night?
    Grubb = OC + QBs
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    I added the two we have to the OP and will try to update as we get confirmation of hires in this thread
  • Laocoön
    Laocoön Member Posts: 529

    Bite the curb motherfucker

    Curb Stomper
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,615 Standard Supporter
    More drooling over Haener's mommy. I should have known.

    Yes I'm replying to stuff from five days ago
  • Joey
    Joey Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,260 Founders Club

    What's up with you fags and the Seinfeld references? While the cool crowd was out banging beaver at parties on campus, you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on thursday nights (then recite them the next day after class with same said friends). Then after everybody went home, you'd crank up an episode of "friends" when nobody was watching. You know who you are. You still post stupid little Seinfeld youtube clips here every thread. Get over it already. No wonder you chimps are 40 and still single.

    Bad time to point out his second appearance on the Susie episode?
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,377

    TheHB said:

    Are we all just going to pretend this guy doesn't look like he just killed a family on vacation? At the very least, he just walked off the set of American History X.


    He also sells insurance to people with multiple DUIs
    you have his contact info? acksin for a fren.
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457

    What's up with you fags and the Seinfeld references? While the cool crowd was out banging beaver at parties on campus, you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on thursday nights (then recite them the next day after class with same said friends). Then after everybody went home, you'd crank up an episode of "friends" when nobody was watching. You know who you are. You still post stupid little Seinfeld youtube clips here every thread. Get over it already. No wonder you chimps are 40 and still single.

    Fuck off. No true Seinfeld fan enjoyed Friends — not even when no one was watching. (Except to brbjo to Jennifer Aniston)

    We? preferred Wings or Newsradio.