a pretty fantastic Article on Sark's career.

Meek · August 2014

he is who we thought he was....

"giggle"

a pretty fantastic piece on Sark's career.

doogsinparadise · August 2014

glaa

Dardanus · August 2014

Needs more citrus

GrundleStiltzkin · August 2014

Try this link
http:://127.0.0.1/sark.htm

Baphomet · August 2014

A circular link?

Meek · August 2014

mind blown...

here's the real link

dailynews.com/sports/20140808/when-steve-sarkisian-trusts-his-gut-usc-fans-can-expect-the-unexpected

IrishDawg22 · August 2014

Baphomet said:
A circular link?

PM in 3, 2, 1......

Dardanus · August 2014

Still could use more citrus

Dardanus · August 2014

"Pat Haden, USC’s athletic director, was a quarterback, too. He picked Sarkisian largely on feel."

Well he certainly didn't pick him because of his conference record.

HeretoBeatmyChest · August 2014

Dardanus said:
"Pat Haden, USC’s athletic director, was a quarterback, too. He picked Sarkisian largely on feel."

Well he certainly didn't pick him because of his conference record.

Lots of reasons were given for the hire of Sark & none had to do with his coaching ability.

He knows SC. He can recruit. He's not Lane Kiffin. He was 40-5 as SC's OC. (Never before was a coordinator assigned a W/L record).

unfrozencaveman · August 2014

Meek · August 2014

here's the answer to all those amazing decisions on critical plays we witnessed during the Sark Dynasty:

“People ask when you should call a shot play downfield. I can’t tell you. You just know when the timing is right. You trust your preparation and your coaches, and you understand that the opposing coach is coaching, too. And the last decision can’t affect the next decision.”

tl:dr version - he gets out-coached every fucking time.

PurpleBaze · August 2014

Dardanus said:
"Pat Haden, USC’s athletic director, was a quarterback, too. He picked Sarkisian largely on feel."

Well he certainly didn't pick him because of his conference record.

"Pat Haden, USC’s athletic director, was a quarterback, too. He picked Sarkisian largely on feel. Sarkisian was 34-29 in five years at Washington, not bad considering the Huskies were 0-12 the year before he got there."

You left out that bit about Owen12. Don't be a twister.

doogsinparadise · August 2014

Looks like Sark is ready to rumble.

seatownfunk · August 2014

doogsinparadise said:
Looks like Sark is ready to rumble.

Weighing in at 325lbs

EsophagealFeces · August 2014

Sark is the youngest of 7 children...that explains so much. No wonder he thinks he can get whatever he wants just because he's hip, cool, and brought UW back from Owen12.

Meek · August 2014

doogsinparadise said:
Looks like Sark is ready to ~~rumble~~ party (allegedly).

UWerentThereMan · August 2014

PurpleBaze said:

Dardanus said:
"Pat Haden, USC’s athletic director, was a quarterback, too. He picked Sarkisian largely on feel."

Well he certainly didn't pick him because of his conference record.
"Pat Haden, USC’s athletic director, was a quarterback, too. He picked Sarkisian largely on feel. Sarkisian was 34-29 in five years at Washington, not bad considering the Huskies were 0-12 the year before he got there."

You left out that bit about Owen12. Don't be a twister.

That Oakland HC job in 2007 though, he stayed the fuck away from that. Good move too since he had no chance of a >.500 record in the NFL w/ Al Davis's team.

PurpleJ · August 2014

Sark is obviously a BYU troll trying to make the Pac-12 look bad.

Vegasdawg · August 2014

Sark's description reminds of the out of towner's who come to Las Vegas and pay all of our bills. Those gut feelings and hunches keep the lights burning bright and our economy roaring along. This also explains alot about the 5-4 conference records, the three game in a row losses, and the curb stomping's along the way. Thank you Pat Haden, you deserve a night of lap dances every time you visit Seattle for taking this clown off our hands.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · August 2014

Meek said:
here's the answer to all those amazing decisions on critical plays we witnessed during the Sark Dynasty:

“People ask when you should call a shot play downfield. I can’t tell you. You just know when the timing is right. You trust your preparation and your coaches, and you understand that the opposing coach is coaching, too. And the last decision can’t affect the next decision.”

tl:dr version - he gets out-coached every fucking time.

I think DJ (ILTCDDJIWILTD) can answer this but I think I read an article on the real DJ (the coach, not the bitter and political author) stated that each off-season, he and his coaching staff game-planned every decision, every play in multiple situations so that in the heat of a game, DJ (again the coach, not the bitter and political author) knew what call he would make.

Meanwhile, Seven goes with gut feel and based on his physique, that leaves him a wide range of options.

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a pretty fantastic Article on Sark's career.

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