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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    This stripper must be crazy good in bed
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 116,050 Founders Club
    Mitch_Cumsteen said:

    @DerekJohnson

    Honestly, I thought it was common knowledge about Banks, pole assassin and the monkey. The book on Banks was that he was a stud recruiter and his personal life was a train wreck. We knew that going in. Texas fans have been talking about it since before he got hired. I guess the monkey biting a kid brought it to the public's attention, but none of this is new information. In fact, months ago on surly we named our 2023 recruiting thread, "Monkeys, strippers and 5 stars." It should probably be renamed to, "Rabies shots, horrible PR and 3 star backup plans," with the way things are going.

    Also, this is the first good thing to happen to Texas football since halftime of the OU game. Fuck this season. You guys want Kwiatkowski back? We'll put him on the first plane out of Austin. He's been an abject failure. I know that Texas doesn't have the greatest personnel at LB or S in the country, but they aren't 115th ranked defense or whatever the hell they are ranked, bad. Why did you guys like him so much? They don't even line up correctly or have any clue about situational football. I'm talking crazy shit, like the safeties playing bail coverage in short yardage situations in the red zone. It's mind numbingly stupid.

    lol

    @haie

    You can keep him Mitch
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 70,131 Founders Club
    Mitch_Cumsteen said:

    @DerekJohnson

    Honestly, I thought it was common knowledge about Banks, pole assassin and the monkey. The book on Banks was that he was a stud recruiter and his personal life was a train wreck. We knew that going in. Texas fans have been talking about it since before he got hired. I guess the monkey biting a kid brought it to the public's attention, but none of this is new information. In fact, months ago on surly we named our 2023 recruiting thread, "Monkeys, strippers and 5 stars." It should probably be renamed to, "Rabies shots, horrible PR and 3 star backup plans," with the way things are going.

    Also, this is the first good thing to happen to Texas football since halftime of the OU game. Fuck this season. You guys want Kwiatkowski back? We'll put him on the first plane out of Austin. He's been an abject failure. I know that Texas doesn't have the greatest personnel at LB or S in the country, but they aren't 115th ranked defense or whatever the hell they are ranked, bad. Why did you guys like him so much? They don't even line up correctly or have any clue about situational football. I'm talking crazy shit, like the safeties playing bail coverage in short yardage situations in the red zone. It's mind numbingly stupid.

    and what about these second half implosions?
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,928
    FireCohen said:

    This stripper must be crazy good in bed

    Goes without saying
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Monkey needs to clean some things up and learn how to FINISH

    The kids were stemming
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