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A Sark Texas story in three tweets

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    RaccoonHarryRaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,160
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    edited November 2021
    FireCohen said:

    This stripper must be crazy good in bed

    I’ve never been with a stripper that wasn’t…

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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,799
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    Knucklehead of the first order. A couple years back he was suspended for the entire year for brandishing a firearm on sixth street. There was another incident more recently where he punched a hole in his girlfriend's apartment wall. But beyond that, he dropped a wide open TD last week against Baylor and then on the next play volleyballed a pass into the oncoming hands of a defender. He also fumbled the ball on the Baylor 22 yard line. Arguably cost them the game last week. WR depth is shit, but not a lot of folks would be sorry to see him go.

    There's also talk that this incident is being way overblown by the media. I guess we'll see. Good times in Austin this week either way.
    So how do we get him to transfer portal up to seattle with cookie asap?
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    StLouisDawgStLouisDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 491
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    Holy shit, I see now this song is about addiction. When it came out I thought it was related to interracial dating.

    Thank you Fire Marshall Bill.
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,799
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    Sark is the gift that keeps on giving
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    CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,493
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    edited November 2021

    Mad_Son said:

    dnc said:

    and what about these second half implosions?

    What about them? It's infuriating. We saw this with Herman and he got the nickname, "Turtle Tom." But Sark has taken it to a new level. I was at the Oklahoma game and it was brutal to watch live. Absolutely brutal. They should be 7-1 right now, instead they are on a three game skid, soon to be four against Iowa State on Saturday.

    People are pissed at the coaching, especially PK. The offense hasn't done them any favors by stalling out over and over again in the second halves, but they play this bend but don't break shit that keeps them on the field for too many plays, and then they are toast by the time the fourth quarter rolls around.

    I really thought PK was a slam dunk hire. Maybe it's that Sark hired most of the defensive position coaches before him and he doesn't have his guys to teach his system, outside of Choate? Still, the other coaches have pretty stellar resumes with stops at other big time schools (Bama, ND, etc.). It's like PK left his brain in the PNW. Texas is getting gutted on simple inside and outside zone stuff. DTs don't penetrate, just hold up blocks (poorly) for our walk on LB and out of position safeties to miss the tackles.
    Petersen was all about complimentary football. Possess the ball, eat clock and don't gas your defense with a constant no huddle scheme. I've always said that Kwats philosophy of giving the opponent everything underneath and allowing them, with patience on their part, to drive between the twenties was never going to mesh with a coach who's most recent motto was "All gas no brakes.". Score fast, three and out fast! Either way, defense back on the field! This is why you get boat raced in the second half. Those 14,17, 20 play drives add up when you've only got 1:15 seconds to catch your breath. If Texas is running JonDons boring, slow and awful offense, you too could be averaging 22ppg and giving up 19. Either way, like UW you are 4-4.
    If you listen to Sark, he wants to play complimentary football too. He talks about it constantly. So I get what you're saying but even though the motto is all gas no brakes, he's not running no huddle, snap the ball with 20 seconds on the play clock stuff in the 4th quarter. Sark wants to run it, at least that's what he says, but the OL is bad, so they get nothing out of it, despite having arguably the best RB in college football. They can't run block but at least they can't pass protect either. The QB isn't anything special too, but it's not helping that he's running for his life and getting no help from the running game. His decision making has been really suspect. What makes no sense about the whole thing is how good they look in the first half, only to have it fall apart in the second.
    Sounds like the QB has trust issues.
    Sarks offensive lines at UW were always majorly lacking talent. Didn’t stop Chris Polk or Bishop Sankey from running for big yardage at UW. On the other hand his shitty offensive lines broke the confidence of both Jake Locker and Keith Price. He thinks he should be able to scheme around not having line talent.
    Sarks OLs we’re actually pretty solid run blockers just terrible pass blockers. Sarks running offense was schemed really well too.
    Every year Sark's offenses started pass-heavy and then as the schedules eased up transitioned to run-heavy at the end of the season.
    Fast start when the easy teams are first. Great finish when the easy teams are last

    7-5 classic
    All #AllGasNoBreaks then #AllBreaksNoGas? Staff?
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    bananasnblondesbananasnblondes Member Posts: 14,921
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    Kim Grinolds has weighed in on Sark

    "Haters gotta hate.

    Sark will be just fine in year 2"


    Also said Justin Wilcox would be a homeroom hire to replace Jimmy
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,799
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    We laughed at this and had something equally embarrassing happen.
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    AtomicDawgAtomicDawg Member Posts: 6,994
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    Wilners is deep throating cal and Wilcox with the lights on and window open for all to see.
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    AtomicDawgAtomicDawg Member Posts: 6,994
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    Wilners is deep throating cal and Wilcox with the lights on and window open for all to see.

    Wilner has really been embarrassing himself with his UW takes this year, lost a lot of credibility
    They’re not his takes. He is literally a Parrot for Jen.
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    We laughed at this and had something equally embarrassing happen.

    Nah not even Jimmy can compete with Pole Assassin
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    coach_pete_JPGcoach_pete_JPG Member Posts: 1,203
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    Wilners is deep throating cal and Wilcox with the lights on and window open for all to see.

    Is that not how you’re supposed to do it? Asking for a friend
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