UW 5* gunslinger sells couch

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• FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  October 2021

  He still has a big dick according to @MikeDamone

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,328

  October 2021

  If u didnt c it, c it. And to Easons Dad...pound that up your ass. Im sure you witnessed it on tv so prolly not as painful. Btw, my buddy fucked your wife and came in her ass. Waiting for a perfect opportunity to tell you. Go Bulldawgs

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,859

  October 2021

  FireCohen said:

  He still has a big dick according to @MikeDamone

  @dflea

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,859

  October 2021

  Obligatory
  
  
  
  
  

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• dflea Member Posts: 7,233

  October 2021 edited October 2021

  PurpleBaze said:

  FireCohen said:

  He still has a big dick according to @MikeDamone

  @dflea

  That fucking donkey could have been something.
  
  Big dick, no idea how to use it.
  
  Eason, I mean.
  
  

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• DucksFC Member Posts: 1,498

  October 2021

  FireCohen said:

  He still has a big dick according to @MikeDamone

  
  

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,956

  October 2021

  YellowSnow said:

  If u didnt c it, c it. And to Easons Dad...pound that up your ass. Im sure you witnessed it on tv so prolly not as painful. Btw, my buddy fucked your wife and came in her ass. Waiting for a perfect opportunity to tell you. Go Bulldawgs

  My nomination for message bored genius POTD

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,956

  October 2021

  You know Petermans in his office laughing

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• NoWarningJustDawg Member Posts: 1,000

  October 2021

  Lulz. Looking up what I typed for draft day...

  NoWarningJustDawg said:

  I'd like to offer congratulations to Chris Petersen!
  
  You had a QB drafted!
  
  We knew you could do it!
  
  
  
  

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• Houhusky Member Posts: 5,537

  October 2021

  So is it ok to finally put Eason and Hunter Bryant into the overhyped bin of mediocres anointed in high school as "Big Dick" (tm) saviors by the same usual teen cum guzzlers?

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• RaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,422

  October 2021

  Eason will be back as a back up somewhere. He'll probably end up with a 7 or 8 year career and never start a game
  
  Nice work if you can get it
  
  I doubt Haener can no matter how crisp he is looking

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,671

  October 2021 edited October 2021

  Houhusky said:

  So is it ok to finally put Eason and Hunter Bryant into the overhyped bin of mediocres anointed in high school as "Big Dick" (tm) saviors by the same usual teen cum guzzlers?

  Bryant gets a pretty good asterisk based on injury. I don't think the TBS'ers were wrong on him.
  
  Eason is who Pup thought he was.

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• ntxduck Member Posts: 5,663

  October 2021

  dnc said:

  Houhusky said:

  So is it ok to finally put Eason and Hunter Bryant into the overhyped bin of mediocres anointed in high school as "Big Dick" (tm) saviors by the same usual teen cum guzzlers?

  Bryant gets a pretty asterisk based on injury. I don't think the TBS'ers were wrong on him.
  
  Eason is who Pup thought he was.

  Bryant was a monster when he was healthy

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• Houhusky Member Posts: 5,537

  October 2021

  dnc said:

  Houhusky said:

  So is it ok to finally put Eason and Hunter Bryant into the overhyped bin of mediocres anointed in high school as "Big Dick" (tm) saviors by the same usual teen cum guzzlers?

  Bryant gets a pretty good asterisk based on injury. I don't think the TBS'ers were wrong on him.
  
  Eason is who Pup thought he was.

  Bryant was an an ok TE that sat out the bowl game and left early so he could go undrafted.
  
  He was an undersized, below average athleticism TE, with a poor vertical, below average hands, and mediocre route running. He tested into the bottom 25% in the majority of athletic tests other than bench. He only played in 26 games, and had a pathetic 5 career TDs.
  
  He was a try hard that did fine with what he was dealt in college. He wasn't some super TE like the TBSers always affirmed, they were fucking comparing him to Evan Engram for fucks sake.

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,671

  October 2021

  Houhusky said:

  dnc said:

  Houhusky said:

  So is it ok to finally put Eason and Hunter Bryant into the overhyped bin of mediocres anointed in high school as "Big Dick" (tm) saviors by the same usual teen cum guzzlers?

  Bryant gets a pretty good asterisk based on injury. I don't think the TBS'ers were wrong on him.
  
  Eason is who Pup thought he was.

  Bryant was an an ok TE that sat out the bowl game and left early so he could go undrafted.
  
  He was an undersized, below average athleticism TE, with a poor vertical, below average hands, and mediocre route running. He tested into the bottom 25% in the majority of athletic tests other than bench. He only played in 26 games, and had a pathetic 5 career TDs.
  
  He was a try hard that did fine with what he was dealt in college. He wasn't some super TE like the TBSers always affirmed, they were fucking comparing him to Evan Engram for fucks sake.

  The injuries sapped his athleticism.
  
  He looked like a completely different athlete early in his career before he got hurt.
  
  It's fine to not like the guy, he definitely didn't live up to expectations. But let's not pretend like that was always going to be the case.
  

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• Alexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,130

  October 2021

  AAANNNND, he's now with the Seahawks

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,328

  October 2021

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  YellowSnow said:

  If u didnt c it, c it. And to Easons Dad...pound that up your ass. Im sure you witnessed it on tv so prolly not as painful. Btw, my buddy fucked your wife and came in her ass. Waiting for a perfect opportunity to tell you. Go Bulldawgs

  My nomination for message bored genius POTD

  I thought everyone remember that one from Eason's rookie season at Georgia.

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• RaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,422

  October 2021

  Alexis said:

  AAANNNND, he's now with the Seahawks

  http://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1450923298783694860?t=XoYJHNwfzCgDxhir_36kaQ&s=19

  
  
  Right. First

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• FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  October 2021

  Hunter was looking real nice before the injuries. Dude had draftable film, but his medical was horrible.

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,956

  October 2021

  So pass on jones, king, via, baker, Murphy but then bring in the big dick gunslinger… ok Pete.

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