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Tug Tavern Naming Rights Auction

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  • NoWarningJustDawg
    NoWarningJustDawg Member Posts: 1,000
    I'm told it's a bad idea legally, so I will not suggest that I'd pay to have a "sponsor" added to the winning name.

    But damn I'd laff everyday seeing:

    Stalin's Gulag, presented by:
    VAGISIL® ANTI-ITCH MEDICATED WIPES WITH VAGISIL® CREME!
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,941 Founders Club
    I'll match the winning bid to keep the name as is and get Hondo back

    Allegedly


    I mean it depends if its too high. I miss Hondo but not THAT much
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  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    Swaye said:

    1to392831weretaken said:

    $111.81

    Bored name: http://www.lemonparty.org

    I am deeply surprised someone hasn't dropped $250 and just said The Lemon Party. That's an epic choice and perfect description of the Tug.
    I considered doing the former, but then decided I wanted the beer glass more.
    Swaye said:

    Attention degenerates! In his wisdom Stalin has graciously offered up a beer mug to whoever wins the auction, provided bidding goes over 200 bucks. So, if you already Wam'ed, but wanted that second mug PLUS a chance to be famous for a year, this is your moment. Or, if you didn't Wam but really wanted that sweet sweet mug, here's your chance! Bid it up! 200 bucks takes a mug and the name for a year! Get excited!

    Ummmm....

    I bid $300.81 ... the monies are currently in HCH Escrow of Warshington.

    @PurpleBaze House of Bukake


    @DerekJohnson @Swaye @YellowSnow
    I’m surprised you didn’t go with the “Emmanuelle Chriqui Fan Club”.
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,468 Founders Club
    Doog_de_Jour said:

    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    Swaye said:

    1to392831weretaken said:

    $111.81

    Bored name: http://www.lemonparty.org

    I am deeply surprised someone hasn't dropped $250 and just said The Lemon Party. That's an epic choice and perfect description of the Tug.
    I considered doing the former, but then decided I wanted the beer glass more.
    Swaye said:

    Attention degenerates! In his wisdom Stalin has graciously offered up a beer mug to whoever wins the auction, provided bidding goes over 200 bucks. So, if you already Wam'ed, but wanted that second mug PLUS a chance to be famous for a year, this is your moment. Or, if you didn't Wam but really wanted that sweet sweet mug, here's your chance! Bid it up! 200 bucks takes a mug and the name for a year! Get excited!

    Ummmm....

    I bid $300.81 ... the monies are currently in HCH Escrow of Warshington.

    @PurpleBaze House of Bukake


    @DerekJohnson @Swaye @YellowSnow
    I’m surprised you didn’t go with the “Emmanuelle Chriqui Fan Club”.
    #metoo

    For shame.
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  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    edited August 2021
    NoWarningJustDawg said:

    I'm told it's a bad idea legally, so I will not suggest that I'd pay to have a "sponsor" added to the winning name.

    But damn I'd laff everyday seeing:

    Stalin's Gulag, presented by:
    VAGISIL® ANTI-ITCH MEDICATED WIPES WITH VAGISIL® CREME!

    Younger doogs probably don’t remember The Dana Carvey Show (actor from SNL) that was on TV for a New York minute changed its name every week depending on the sponsor:






    @Pitchfork51
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  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,751 Founders Club
    edited August 2021
    For obvious reasons and given the quality of the discussion in there I really think this needs to commonly be known as the dildo lounge ~ so I'm going to go $155 for Dazzler's Doog_De_Jour Replica Dildo Lounge
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    $155 on the board for Dazzlers DDJ Replica Dildo Lounge

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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,440 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    RedRocket said:

    Swaye said:

    Just had a private bid DMed to me for 150 bucks for The Lemon Party. New leader.

    Does the winner also get to chose the board avatar? Tyler Durden needs to go if Lemon Party wins.
    Not sure. I will have to get a ruling from Stalin. @DerekJohnson
    The winner would work with me to pick a suitable new avatar
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  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,751 Founders Club
    edited August 2021
    I'm planning to ask DDJ to provide a picture of the art produced by applying colorful body paint and using the multi step process of block printing to create the gorgeous 3D imprint on a piece of white construction paper ~ i'm hearing that she regularly does this at her wild parties anyway, and we can auction the original or just put it in the basement of HCH headquarters for ambience...
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  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,763
    Mar-a-Lago Without the Coke and Hookers
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  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    YellowSnow said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    I’m tempted to use all the one dollar bills I collected during my shift the Vu last night for this:

    *Blue Quilcene Oyster
    Now I have “El Bimbo” stuck in my head.

    https://youtu.be/uycY_R0D2II
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,307 Founders Club
    DerekJohnson said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    I’m tempted to use all the one dollar bills I collected during my shift the Vu last night for this:

    *Blue Quilcene Oyster Pump n Dump presented by Pumpy Good at Everything
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    DerekJohnson said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    I’m tempted to use all the one dollar bills I collected during my shift the Vu last night for this:

    *Blue Quilcene Oyster Pump n Dump
    Should obviously have been this
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  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,751 Founders Club
    edited August 2021
    Well since obviously no one else is going to bid and I have witnessed the great collaborative accumulative genius of the board as this has progressed, I have to say that The Blue Oyster Pump n Dump Dancehall ~ presented by Pumpy Good at Everything with The Blue Oyster Gay Boy Dance Club Scene Picture as the Avatar is a winner. [Pump and Dump and Dancehall addition are optional, could also be just The Blue Oyster ~ presented by Pumpy Good at Everything]

    So unless someone outbids me, even though Dazzler's Doog_De_Jour Replica Dildo Lounge does have memorable cache and in particular honors the Dazzler for his frequently well received contributions, I'm going to switch this up in favor of what I think is actually a better idea ~ especially when you throw in the Avatar which correctly positions the memorable and very valuable conversation taking place in the Tug.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    DawgsCanDance said:

    Well since obviously no one else is going to bid and I have witnessed the great collaborative accumulative genius of the board as this has progressed, I have to say that The Blue Oyster Pump n Dump Dancehall ~ presented by Pumpy Good at Everything with The Blue Oyster Gay Boy Dance Club Scene Picture as the Avatar is a winner. [Pump and Dump and Dancehall addition are optional, could also be just The Blue Oyster ~ presented by Pumpy Good at Everything]

    So unless someone outbids me, even though Dazzler's Doog_De_Jour Replica Dildo Lounge does have memorable cache and in particular honors the Dazzler for his frequently well received contributions, I'm going to switch this up in favor of what I think is actually a better idea ~ especially when you throw in the Avatar which correctly positions the memorable and very valuable conversation taking place in the Tug.

    I secretly (is it a secret now that I've said it?) hope this wins. I want to be able to tell coworkers that I will be at the meeting in just a second, I have to finish a note I am writing in the Blue Oyster Pump and Dump.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    dflea said:

    I went over to the Tug and talked a bunch of shit to see if I could get one of those cheap assholes to name the place in a manner disparaging to me.

    So far, it looks like none of those little bitches have taken the bait. Or they're all broke-ass losers who suck.

    Abundance?
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  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,751 Founders Club
    edited August 2021
    To the extent that there is something good about the Blue Oyster Lounge, it's the frequency with which the little bitches have taken the bait ~ its all of the fun of a bad marriage without the financial obligation.
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  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,120 Founders Club
    dflea said:

    I went over to the Tug and talked a bunch of shit to see if I could get one of those cheap assholes to name the place in a manner disparaging to me.

    So far, it looks like none of those little bitches have taken the bait. Or they're all broke-ass losers who suck.


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  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,751 Founders Club
    Way to mix it up @dflea
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    dflea said:

    I went over to the Tug and talked a bunch of shit to see if I could get one of those cheap assholes to name the place in a manner disparaging to me.

    So far, it looks like none of those little bitches have taken the bait. Or they're all broke-ass losers who suck.


    lol - perfect.

    Now buy the name, sir!
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  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    DawgsCanDance said:

    Well since obviously no one else is going to bid and I have witnessed the great collaborative accumulative genius of the board as this has progressed, I have to say that The Blue Oyster Pump n Dump Dancehall ~ presented by Pumpy Good at Everything with The Blue Oyster Gay Boy Dance Club Scene Picture as the Avatar is a winner. [Pump and Dump and Dancehall addition are optional, could also be just The Blue Oyster ~ presented by Pumpy Good at Everything]

    So unless someone outbids me, even though Dazzler's Doog_De_Jour Replica Dildo Lounge does have memorable cache and in particular honors the Dazzler for his frequently well received contributions, I'm going to switch this up in favor of what I think is actually a better idea ~ especially when you throw in the Avatar which correctly positions the memorable and very valuable conversation taking place in the Tug.

    Oh God, what have I done???? 😬

    I was suggesting it in jest just to rile all the morons on that board…and apparently they don’t care.
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  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,751 Founders Club
    edited August 2021
    No, it was your well established creative genius at work that everyone positively contributed to... I am sorry that the DDJ replica dildo lounge in honor of you isn't happening though ~ can I still have the Block Printed Body Painting picture? I'd like to hang it in my office along with the hand written note about how much fun we had making this [my wife will like that part the best]
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