Tug Tavern Naming Rights Auction

Swaye

DawgsCanDance said:

Well since obviously no one else is going to bid and I have witnessed the great collaborative accumulative genius of the board as this has progressed, I have to say that The Blue Oyster Pump n Dump Dancehall ~ presented by Pumpy Good at Everything with The Blue Oyster Gay Boy Dance Club Scene Picture as the Avatar is a winner. [Pump and Dump and Dancehall addition are optional, could also be just The Blue Oyster ~ presented by Pumpy Good at Everything]

So unless someone outbids me, even though Dazzler's Doog_De_Jour Replica Dildo Lounge does have memorable cache and in particular honors the Dazzler for his frequently well received contributions, I'm going to switch this up in favor of what I think is actually a better idea ~ especially when you throw in the Avatar which correctly positions the memorable and very valuable conversation taking place in the Tug.

I secretly (is it a secret now that I've said it?) hope this wins. I want to be able to tell coworkers that I will be at the meeting in just a second, I have to finish a note I am writing in the Blue Oyster Pump and Dump.

dflea

I went over to the Tug and talked a bunch of shit to see if I could get one of those cheap assholes to name the place in a manner disparaging to me.

So far, it looks like none of those little bitches have taken the bait. Or they're all broke-ass losers who suck.

Swaye

dflea said:

I went over to the Tug and talked a bunch of shit to see if I could get one of those cheap assholes to name the place in a manner disparaging to me.

So far, it looks like none of those little bitches have taken the bait. Or they're all broke-ass losers who suck.

Abundance?

DawgOfTheAges

To the extent that there is something good about the Blue Oyster Lounge, it's the frequency with which the little bitches have taken the bait ~ its all of the fun of a bad marriage without the financial obligation.

UW_Doog_Bot

dflea said:

I went over to the Tug and talked a bunch of shit to see if I could get one of those cheap assholes to name the place in a manner disparaging to me.

So far, it looks like none of those little bitches have taken the bait. Or they're all broke-ass losers who suck.

DawgOfTheAges

Way to mix it up @dflea

dflea

UW_Doog_Bot said:

dflea said:

I went over to the Tug and talked a bunch of shit to see if I could get one of those cheap assholes to name the place in a manner disparaging to me.

So far, it looks like none of those little bitches have taken the bait. Or they're all broke-ass losers who suck.

lol - perfect.

Now buy the name, sir!

YellowSnow

dflea said:

I went over to the Tug and talked a bunch of shit to see if I could get one of those cheap assholes to name the place in a manner disparaging to me.

So far, it looks like none of those little bitches have taken the bait. Or they're all broke-ass losers who suck.

I applaud your efforts my angry, midget buddy.

As is usually the case with some of our Tug frens, it's capitalism for thee, free beer socialism for me.

Doog_de_Jour

DawgsCanDance said:

Well since obviously no one else is going to bid and I have witnessed the great collaborative accumulative genius of the board as this has progressed, I have to say that The Blue Oyster Pump n Dump Dancehall ~ presented by Pumpy Good at Everything with The Blue Oyster Gay Boy Dance Club Scene Picture as the Avatar is a winner. [Pump and Dump and Dancehall addition are optional, could also be just The Blue Oyster ~ presented by Pumpy Good at Everything]

So unless someone outbids me, even though Dazzler's Doog_De_Jour Replica Dildo Lounge does have memorable cache and in particular honors the Dazzler for his frequently well received contributions, I'm going to switch this up in favor of what I think is actually a better idea ~ especially when you throw in the Avatar which correctly positions the memorable and very valuable conversation taking place in the Tug.

Oh God, what have I done???? 😬

I was suggesting it in jest just to rile all the morons on that board…and apparently they don’t care.

DawgOfTheAges

No, it was your well established creative genius at work that everyone positively contributed to... I am sorry that the DDJ replica dildo lounge in honor of you isn't happening though ~ can I still have the Block Printed Body Painting picture? I'd like to hang it in my office along with the hand written note about how much fun we had making this [my wife will like that part the best]