We never talk about the tims Europe was right.

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• GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516

  July 2021

  @PurpleJ often boasted of certain European triumphs.

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,182

  July 2021 edited July 2021

  I need to go visit @MikeDamone soon. My 18 year old shitters just can’t handle what little piss 1.0 sends down to pipe. We need some more umph.

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• 1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,694

  July 2021 edited July 2021

  YellowSnow said:

  I need to go visit @MikeDamone soon. My 18 shifters just can’t handle what little piss 1.0 sends down to pipe. We need some more umph.

  American Standard Cadet 3:
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkOaQNiKgoo
  
  Apparently the Champion 4 is even more crazy:
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaWDH16SqVs
  
  Then make sure it shoots a jet of hot water up your butthole when you're done.

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• 1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,694

  July 2021

  Also: To all of you cheap fucks who have toilets--especially shared bathroom toilets--that don't have soft-close seats/lids, what the fuck is wrong with you? Go to Home Depot, plop down the $30 or whatever, sweep the cobwebs off the toolbox you bought two decades ago to convince yourself you're not a pussy, remove the rusty screwdriver and crescent wrench, bring this collection of unused tools and modern toilet technology into your bathroom, and spend two minutes joining the civilized world.

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• PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 47,836

  July 2021

  @BidetDawg, true?

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• StLouisDawg Member Posts: 548

  July 2021

  Bought a bidet lid early on in the pandemic. 100 percent recommend.
  
  Really helps in the Missouri heat.
  Swamp ass from a round of golf but no time for a shower? A couple rounds of cool water and a fan dry and you’re feeling like a million bucks.
  
  Second bowl of chili from lunch about to cast a fart film in your jockeys? A quick spritz and even your dog won’t know.

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