We never talk about the tims Europe was right.

1to392831weretaken

Game changer. PM @hairyassdawg, and he can dial you in.

GrundleStiltzkin

@PurpleJ often boasted of certain European triumphs.

YellowSnow

I need to go visit @MikeDamone soon. My 18 year old shitters just can’t handle what little piss 1.0 sends down to pipe. We need some more umph.

1to392831weretaken

YellowSnow said:

I need to go visit @MikeDamone soon. My 18 shifters just can’t handle what little piss 1.0 sends down to pipe. We need some more umph.

American Standard Cadet 3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkOaQNiKgoo

Apparently the Champion 4 is even more crazy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaWDH16SqVs

Then make sure it shoots a jet of hot water up your butthole when you're done.

1to392831weretaken

Also: To all of you cheap fucks who have toilets--especially shared bathroom toilets--that don't have soft-close seats/lids, what the fuck is wrong with you? Go to Home Depot, plop down the $30 or whatever, sweep the cobwebs off the toolbox you bought two decades ago to convince yourself you're not a pussy, remove the rusty screwdriver and crescent wrench, bring this collection of unused tools and modern toilet technology into your bathroom, and spend two minutes joining the civilized world.

PurpleThrobber

@BidetDawg, true?

StLouisDawg

Bought a bidet lid early on in the pandemic. 100 percent recommend.

Really helps in the Missouri heat.
Swamp ass from a round of golf but no time for a shower? A couple rounds of cool water and a fan dry and you’re feeling like a million bucks.

Second bowl of chili from lunch about to cast a fart film in your jockeys? A quick spritz and even your dog won’t know.