PM to the bored

PurpleJ · July 2014

You cock-eaters REALLY go too far. I read your posts to friends of mine in Portland and they think you are disgusting pigs and not very nice... I AGREE.

I told them you are huskie fans and that makes you assholes by association and, hence, can't help yourselves. The lot of you need to get your minds out of the gutter. I am sick and tired of making excuses for you. Fuck.

fivehundredmileDAWG · July 2014

Keep Portland lame

PostGameOrangeSlices · July 2014

If you have a stick up your ass, this ain't the place for ya

puppylove_sugarsteel · July 2014

Oregonians' can't get over the fact we have 3 professional teams (storm being our primary professional team) and a husky national title, oh and a superbowl

PostGameOrangeSlices · July 2014

puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Oregonians' can't get over the fact we have 3 professional teams (storm being our primary professional team) and a husky national title, oh and a superbowl

See Sven for butthurt Oregonian exhibit a

RaccoonHarry · July 2014

puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Oregonians' can't get over the fact we have 3 professional teams (storm being our primary professional team) and a husky national title, oh and a superbowl

Portland is more butt hurt by Seattle's $15 minimum wage...

pawz · July 2014

1 more nail in the coffin for Portland as the pussiest city...

PurpleJ · July 2014

Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?

CuntWaffle · July 2014

For the few of those who are unaware the OP is a classic rant from a poster named CougLJ when dawgboard was somewhat active.

Basically he would get slapped around after his terrible coog arguments and rants and one day got pissy about it and created that masterpiece.

TierbsHsotBoobs · July 2014

Sure are a lot of whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed morons in thread.

dnc · July 2014

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Sure are a lot of whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed morons in thread.

If awesoming another nonsensical puppy rant means you think I've been whooshed, I'll gladly be whooshed everyday.

dnc · July 2014

PurpleJ said:
You cock-eaters REALLY go too far. I read your posts to friends of mine in Portland and they think you are disgusting pigs and not very nice... I AGREE.

I told them you are huskie fans and that makes you assholes by association and, hence, can't help yourselves. The lot of you need to get your minds out of the gutter. I am sick and tired of making excuses for you. Fuck.

Wilson4Heisman!

PurpleJ · July 2014

dnc said:

PurpleJ said:
You cock-eaters REALLY go too far. I read your posts to friends of mine in Portland and they think you are disgusting pigs and not very nice... I AGREE.

I told them you are huskie fans and that makes you assholes by association and, hence, can't help yourselves. The lot of you need to get your minds out of the gutter. I am sick and tired of making excuses for you. Fuck.
Wilson4Heisman!

Change is coming!!!! Can you FEEL it?!?!!

TierbsHsotBoobs · July 2014

dnc said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Sure are a lot of whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed morons in thread.
If awesoming another nonsensical puppy rant means you think I've been whooshed, I'll gladly be whooshed everyday.

That was not his best effort.

MikeDamone · July 2014

puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Oregonians' can't get over the fact we have 3 professional teams (storm being our primary professional team) and a husky national title, oh and a superbowl

Oregonians have 4 professional teams. Blazers, Timbers, Seahawks and mariners.

PurpleJ · July 2014

Why does Damone hate my Portland Thorns FC?

TierbsHsotBoobs · July 2014

MikeDamone said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Oregonians' can't get over the fact we have 3 professional teams (storm being our primary professional team) and a husky national title, oh and a superbowl
Oregonians have 4 professional teams. Blazers, Timbers, Seahawks and ~~mariners~~Ducks.

You seem new here.

dnc · July 2014

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

dnc said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Sure are a lot of whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed morons in thread.
If awesoming another nonsensical puppy rant means you think I've been whooshed, I'll gladly be whooshed everyday.
That was not his best effort.

Agree, but puppy's best efforts are the bored's best efforts. That one was just fun Svenbait.

TierbsHsotBoobs · July 2014

dnc said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

dnc said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Sure are a lot of whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed morons in thread.
If awesoming another nonsensical puppy rant means you think I've been whooshed, I'll gladly be whooshed everyday.
That was not his best effort.
Agree, but puppy's best efforts are the bored's best efforts. That one was just fun Svenbait.

It wasn't bait though. It was typical Doog.

MikeDamone · July 2014

PurpleJ said:
Why does Damone hate my Portland Thorns FC?

Big belly laugh at the bar today over that one. I would include the seattle storm in Portland pro teams as well. They also have a world championship that the media was wondering why never gets included in seattle major championships.

DerekJohnson · July 2014

MikeDamone said:

PurpleJ said:
Why does Damone hate my Portland Thorns FC?

Big belly laugh at the bar today over that one. I would include the seattle storm in Portland pro teams as well. They also have a world championship that the media was wondering why never gets included in seattle major championships.

Poast something refreshing. Jim Mora to the Seattle Storm. Hardy har har.

CuntWaffle · July 2014

MikeDamone said:

PurpleJ said:
Why does Damone hate my Portland Thorns FC?

Big belly laugh at the bar today over that one. I would include the seattle storm in Portland pro teams as well. They also have a world championship that the media was wondering why never gets included in seattle major championships.

Uhh the Storm actually have 2 world titles. #MyStorm

PostGameOrangeSlices · July 2014

PurpleJ said:
Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?

Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth

PurpleJ · July 2014

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:
Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?
Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth

Spend some time living outside of Washington and get some perspective. Go to any other major US city and mention you're from Seattle. The most common response you'll get is "I'm sorry".

oregonblitzkrieg · July 2014

PurpleJ said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:
Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?
Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth
Spend some time living outside of Washington and get some perspective. Go to any other major US city and mention you're from Seattle. The most common response you'll get is "I'm sorry".

Even in Cleveland, Detroit and Indianapolis?

whlinder · July 2014

oregonblitzkrieg said:

PurpleJ said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:
Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?
Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth
Spend some time living outside of Washington and get some perspective. Go to any other major US city and mention you're from Seattle. The most common response you'll get is "I'm sorry".
Even in Cleveland, Detroit and Indianapolis?

What part about "Go to any other major US city" was confusing?

oregonblitzkrieg · July 2014

I'm impressed PurpleJ has traveled outside of Pullman.

PurpleJ · July 2014

oregonblitzkrieg said:
I'm impressed PurpleJ has traveled outside of Pullman.

PostGameOrangeSlices · July 2014

PurpleJ said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:
Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?
Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth
Spend some time living outside of Washington and get some perspective. Go to any other major US city and mention you're from Seattle. The most common response you'll get is "I'm sorry".

I have spent time in many other major metro areas, and have heard far more positive comments about Seattle than negative ones. Experiencing other places makes me pretty fucking happy to live where I do.

On a related note, I'm not a little bitch, so people tend not to talk shit about my city (or at all) to my face. Maybe that's your issue?

PurpleJ · July 2014

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:
Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?
Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth
Spend some time living outside of Washington and get some perspective. Go to any other major US city and mention you're from Seattle. The most common response you'll get is "I'm sorry".

On a related note, I'm not a little bitch, so people tend not to talk shit about my city (or at all) to my face. Maybe that's your issue?

Wow, just wow. You're one of those?

Do you wear a hat like this to "rep" your city?

oregonblitzkrieg · July 2014

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:
Didn't take long for this to turn into a Seattle/Portland slap fight. Both are national laughingstocks.

Also....whooosh?
Seattle isnt a laughingstock. In fact, it's the opposite of one. Hth
Spend some time living outside of Washington and get some perspective. Go to any other major US city and mention you're from Seattle. The most common response you'll get is "I'm sorry".

On a related note, I'm not a little bitch, so people tend not to talk shit about my city (or at all) to my face. Maybe that's your issue?

Great analysis. Agree.

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