DM to all my haters
I have a daughter that has her PhD and is a professor at a private college in Southern California. She has published several books. My youngest daughter is a math genius and just got her first job as a math teacher and is about to give birth to our 1st grandchild. I have 3 sons. All of them played football and were very good. They are all successful. We are proud of all of them. They are part of the life I have lived. I have survived 2 experiences that should have been fatal but for miracles. I feel blessed.
It’s great being a Duck also.
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I’m not sure nor do I care which Duck wrote this but it sounds like his kids have chinteresting lives while he sounds fairly boring.GreenRiverGatorz said:Since you are imagining living my life. Other than the next few days..........
I have a daughter that has her PhD and is a professor at a private college in Southern California. She has published several books. My youngest daughter is a math genius and just got her first job as a math teacher and is about to give birth to our 1st grandchild. I have 3 sons. All of them played football and were very good. They are all successful. We are proud of all of them. They are part of the life I have lived. I have survived 2 experiences that should have been fatal but for miracles. I feel blessed.
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Ts ands Ps for your two near *gurgle* experiences, @DJDuck!GreenRiverGatorz said:Since you are imagining living my life. Other than the next few days..........
I have a daughter that has her PhD and is a professor at a private college in Southern California. She has published several books. My youngest daughter is a math genius and just got her first job as a math teacher and is about to give birth to our 1st grandchild. I have 3 sons. All of them played football and were very good. They are all successful. We are proud of all of them. They are part of the life I have lived. I have survived 2 experiences that should have been fatal but for miracles. I feel blessed.
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T’s and P’s to the rest of us that his near *gurgle* experiences weren’t successful.dnc said:
Ts ands Ps for your two near *gurgle* experiences, @DJDuck!GreenRiverGatorz said:Since you are imagining living my life. Other than the next few days..........
I have a daughter that has her PhD and is a professor at a private college in Southern California. She has published several books. My youngest daughter is a math genius and just got her first job as a math teacher and is about to give birth to our 1st grandchild. I have 3 sons. All of them played football and were very good. They are all successful. We are proud of all of them. They are part of the life I have lived. I have survived 2 experiences that should have been fatal but for miracles. I feel blessed.
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Do we have any Gen X or Millennial Ducktards or are they all old ass Boomers?
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I have paid for everything I am getting. I was self employed for almost 50 years and payed for my whole Social Security I am now receiving moron. You freeloaders pay 6.2 in SS taxes. I payed 12.4 in Social SS taxes and 2.9% for Medicare for 50 years you ignorant morons. Ha ha ha ha
NTX is just ignorant as usual, denigrating others he doesn’t like completely ignorant of the facts for some unknown reason. Get a life ignorant freeloading jerk. -
I love being called a freeloader for paying into a system that I'll receive nothing fromBaseman said:I have paid for everything I am getting. I was self employed for almost 50 years and payed for my whole Social Security I am now receiving moron. You freeloaders pay 6.2 in SS taxes. I payed 12.4 in Social SS taxes and 2.9% for Medicare for 50 years you ignorant morons. Ha ha ha ha
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From running my own hobby board, I learned that you need to ban the trolls early and often or they can take control.
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If she was such a math genius, why become a teacher? Doesn’t seem smart to me.
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DJ was almost killed twice in a gas pumping incident? No wonder he doesn't pump his own any more.
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dflea said:
DJ was almost killed twice in a gas pumping incident? No wonder he doesn't pump his own any more.
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Because she has a bumper sticker on her BMW that says "Daddy bought it look who got it"doogie said:If she was such a math genius, why become a teacher? Doesn’t seem smart to me.
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This weird flex presents questions than answers. Isn't it a prerequisite to be published to get a PHD, much less to be a professor? He/she/they also seems a lot less proud of his sons than daughters. All they did is play football at some point. Must've been in pee wees because there's no way someone this "proud" would omit sports scholarship(s) from his family's C.V. It's gotta be tough being this guy's sons. "Hi, can I tell you about my PHD daughter and my math genius daughter? Oh, btw, I also have three sons, they played football."
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Seems like a gay.
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Truth. What constitutes “playing” football? I know @puppylove_sugarsteel “played football “.no_uh said:This weird flex presents questions than answers. Isn't it a prerequisite to be published to get a PHD, much less to be a professor? He/she/they also seems a lot less proud of his sons than daughters. All they did is play football at some point. Must've been in pee wees because there's no way someone this "proud" would omit sports scholarship(s) from his family's C.V. It's gotta be tough being this guy's sons. "Hi, can I tell you about my PHD daughter and my math genius daughter? Oh, btw, I also have three sons, they played football."
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Gen X here reporting for duty. Not a duck though.YellowSnow said:Do we have any Gen X or Millennial Ducktards or are they all old ass Boomers?
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Most certainly. A very deeply closeted one. Normally I'd feel a little sorry for him, but not in this case.Quietcowskee said:Seems like a gay.
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The REAL @MikeDamone was a boomer.MikeDamone said:
Gen X here reporting for duty. Not a duck though.YellowSnow said:Do we have any Gen X or Millennial Ducktards or are they all old ass Boomers?
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DisagreeYellowSnow said:
The REAL @MikeDamone was a boomer.MikeDamone said:
Gen X here reporting for duty. Not a duck though.YellowSnow said:Do we have any Gen X or Millennial Ducktards or are they all old ass Boomers?
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@PurpleBazeMikeDamone said:
DisagreeYellowSnow said:
The REAL @MikeDamone was a boomer.MikeDamone said:
Gen X here reporting for duty. Not a duck though.YellowSnow said:Do we have any Gen X or Millennial Ducktards or are they all old ass Boomers?
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High school in 1982 is cutting it pretty close but falls in born before 1966.YellowSnow said:
The REAL @MikeDamone was a boomer.MikeDamone said:
Gen X here reporting for duty. Not a duck though.YellowSnow said:Do we have any Gen X or Millennial Ducktards or are they all old ass Boomers?
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1956 = Boomer. You should know Race.RaceBannon said:
High school in 1982 is cutting it pretty close but falls in born before 1966.YellowSnow said:
The REAL @MikeDamone was a boomer.MikeDamone said:
Gen X here reporting for duty. Not a duck though.YellowSnow said:Do we have any Gen X or Millennial Ducktards or are they all old ass Boomers?
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OK boomerRaceBannon said:46 to 66 is boomer
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I’ll take that as a childish way of avoiding the fact you don’t know what your talking about. You’re just too cowardly and are continuing to be a coward by obfuscating your moron post. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haRaceBannon said:46 to 66 is boomer
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I had to come back and upgrade your upvote once I saw that was addressed to me. I dont get this guy. I try to be friendly, welcoming, and helpful and he just spits in my face.PurpleBaze said:
I’ll take that as a childish way of avoiding the fact you don’t know what your talking about. You’re just too cowardly and are continuing to be a coward by obfuscating your moron post. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haRaceBannon said:46 to 66 is boomer
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He's very ungrateful.chuck said:
I had to come back and upgrade your upvote once I saw that was addressed to me. I dont get this guy. I try to be friendly, welcoming, and helpful and he just spits in my face.PurpleBaze said:
I’ll take that as a childish way of avoiding the fact you don’t know what your talking about. You’re just too cowardly and are continuing to be a coward by obfuscating your moron post. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haRaceBannon said:46 to 66 is boomer
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I hate missing the source material on good copy pasta
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All this stuff can be found on the comedy board, aka Duck Refuge.CuntWaffle said:I hate missing the source material on good copy pasta
DJCuck delivers.
