So I’m cozy as fuck in Texas. Smoken wife who loves college football, 4br/3ba on 1/3 acre, I spend 5.5% of my salary on my mortgage. ball sweat is real, but I’d rather that than wet balls from rain.
That settles it - I’m moving to Texas!
But, seriously....
@LoneStarDawg - what's the Corpus Christi area like?
And does it get way too banjo-music like on S. Padre Island or Port Isabel?
I needs me some cool breeze and bud, mon.
I’ve never been, however the wife says “less dirty than Galveston, corpus is a fishing town, padre is a beach town”
The gulf in general is underwhelming, it’s a sweaty version of the Oregon coast.
Banjo music? This isn’t the ozarks, you’re not going to get ass raped
I’m pretty hot. It’s always a threat.
This is the kind of insider information you don’t get from those fags over on the tug
So I’m cozy as fuck in Texas. Smoken wife who loves college football, 4br/3ba on 1/3 acre, I spend 5.5% of my salary on my mortgage. ball sweat is real, but I’d rather that than wet balls from rain.
That settles it - I’m moving to Texas!
But, seriously....
@LoneStarDawg - what's the Corpus Christi area like?
And does it get way too banjo-music like on S. Padre Island or Port Isabel?
I needs me some cool breeze and bud, mon.
I’ve never been, however the wife says “less dirty than Galveston, corpus is a fishing town, padre is a beach town”
The gulf in general is underwhelming, it’s a sweaty version of the Oregon coast.
Banjo music? This isn’t the ozarks, you’re not going to get ass raped
I’m pretty hot. It’s always a threat.
This is the kind of insider information you don’t get from those fags over on the tug
I'm in Miami right now. Hottest chicks anywhere in America, at least while they are young. Also, if I don't get Covid or the flu it will be a minor miracle. EVERYTHING is open, swarms of people everywhere, and NOBODY is masked. It's full tilt boogie in Florida right now. Went to a neat outdoor Brazilian steakhouse last night in this alleyway, and it was PACKED. Wall to wall superspreader event. I was on texting my lawyer late last night making sure my will was in order.
I'm in Miami right now. Hottest chicks anywhere in America, at least while they are young. Also, if I don't get Covid or the flu it will be a minor miracle. EVERYTHING is open, swarms of people everywhere, and NOBODY is masked. It's full tilt boogie in Florida right now. Went to a neat outdoor Brazilian steakhouse last night in this alleyway, and it was PACKED. Wall to wall superspreader event. I was on texting my lawyer late last night making sure my will was in order.
I know the is greasy Biscayne Bay Cuban bored, but let’s try and keep the hawt watch talk in its proper place.
I'm in Miami right now. Hottest chicks anywhere in America, at least while they are young. Also, if I don't get Covid or the flu it will be a minor miracle. EVERYTHING is open, swarms of people everywhere, and NOBODY is masked. It's full tilt boogie in Florida right now. Went to a neat outdoor Brazilian steakhouse last night in this alleyway, and it was PACKED. Wall to wall superspreader event. I was on texting my lawyer late last night making sure my will was in order.
I know the is greasy Biscayne Bay Cuban bored, but let’s try and keep the hawt watch talk in its proper place.
To be fair, I didn't mention watches at all. I mentioned Covid (Tug), and hot latinas ( @creepycoug ) so this post was really a tweener but since I have abandoned the Tug Creepy's bored gets my loves.
edit: Thought about creeping and taking pics of the amazing hot Cuban babe who served me dinner, but then realized I was in the company of rich people, and not degenrates, and they might frown on me getting a dinner table boner taking pics of hot cubano ass.
I'm in Miami right now. Hottest chicks anywhere in America, at least while they are young. Also, if I don't get Covid or the flu it will be a minor miracle. EVERYTHING is open, swarms of people everywhere, and NOBODY is masked. It's full tilt boogie in Florida right now. Went to a neat outdoor Brazilian steakhouse last night in this alleyway, and it was PACKED. Wall to wall superspreader event. I was on texting my lawyer late last night making sure my will was in order.
I know the is greasy Biscayne Bay Cuban bored, but let’s try and keep the hawt watch talk in its proper place.
To be fair, I didn't mention watches at all. I mentioned Covid (Tug), and hot latinas ( @creepycoug ) so this post was really a tweener but since I have abandoned the Tug Creepy's bored gets my loves.
edit: Thought about creeping and taking pics of the amazing hot Cuban babe who served me dinner, but then realized I was in the company of rich people, and not degenrates, and they might frown on me getting a dinner table boner taking pics of hot cubano ass.
I'm in Miami right now. Hottest chicks anywhere in America, at least while they are young. Also, if I don't get Covid or the flu it will be a minor miracle. EVERYTHING is open, swarms of people everywhere, and NOBODY is masked. It's full tilt boogie in Florida right now. Went to a neat outdoor Brazilian steakhouse last night in this alleyway, and it was PACKED. Wall to wall superspreader event. I was on texting my lawyer late last night making sure my will was in order.
I know the is greasy Biscayne Bay Cuban bored, but let’s try and keep the hawt watch talk in its proper place.
To be fair, I didn't mention watches at all. I mentioned Covid (Tug), and hot latinas ( @creepycoug ) so this post was really a tweener but since I have abandoned the Tug Creepy's bored gets my loves.
edit: Thought about creeping and taking pics of the amazing hot Cuban babewho served me dinner, but then realized I was in the company of rich people, and not degenrates, and they might frown on me getting a dinner table boner taking pics of hot cubano ass.
I'm in Miami right now. Hottest chicks anywhere in America, at least while they are young. Also, if I don't get Covid or the flu it will be a minor miracle. EVERYTHING is open, swarms of people everywhere, and NOBODY is masked. It's full tilt boogie in Florida right now. Went to a neat outdoor Brazilian steakhouse last night in this alleyway, and it was PACKED. Wall to wall superspreader event. I was on texting my lawyer late last night making sure my will was in order.
I'm in Miami right now. Hottest chicks anywhere in America, at least while they are young. Also, if I don't get Covid or the flu it will be a minor miracle. EVERYTHING is open, swarms of people everywhere, and NOBODY is masked. It's full tilt boogie in Florida right now. Went to a neat outdoor Brazilian steakhouse last night in this alleyway, and it was PACKED. Wall to wall superspreader event. I was on texting my lawyer late last night making sure my will was in order.
I'm in Miami right now. Hottest chicks anywhere in America, at least while they are young. Also, if I don't get Covid or the flu it will be a minor miracle. EVERYTHING is open, swarms of people everywhere, and NOBODY is masked. It's full tilt boogie in Florida right now. Went to a neat outdoor Brazilian steakhouse last night in this alleyway, and it was PACKED. Wall to wall superspreader event. I was on texting my lawyer late last night making sure my will was in order.
I know the is greasy Biscayne Bay Cuban bored, but let’s try and keep the hawt watch talk in its proper place.
To be fair, I didn't mention watches at all. I mentioned Covid (Tug), and hot latinas ( @creepycoug ) so this post was really a tweener but since I have abandoned the Tug Creepy's bored gets my loves.
edit: Thought about creeping and taking pics of the amazing hot Cuban babewho served me dinner, but then realized I was in the company of rich people, and not degenrates, and they might frown on me getting a dinner table boner taking pics of hot cubano ass.
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edit: Thought about creeping and taking pics of the amazing hot Cuban babe who served me dinner, but then realized I was in the company of rich people, and not degenrates, and they might frown on me getting a dinner table boner taking pics of hot cubano ass.
Hurtful.
Know your peer's respective schticks.
Now, I'm thinking Arbys.
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