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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,044
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  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Guest, Member Posts: 14,161
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    I don’t know too much about the man, but what I do know leads me to believe I know who the perfect candidate to replace Larry Scott should be.

    ✅ Experienced with TV deals.
    ✅ Understands the concept of sports as entertainment.
    ✅ Experience with bankrupt football leagues.
    ✅ Knows how to rig the outcome for maximum profit.
    ✅ Will allow steroid use, helping even the playing field with the SEC’s recruiting advantage.
    ✅ Stance on violence towards referees: pro.
    ✅ Involved with the Special Olympics, so he understands what the Pac-12 can offer.
    ✅ Knows how to pander to drunk hicks, an important skill in the world of college football.

    As a bonus, I can already picture him presenting Clay Helton with a championship trophy.

    Replace XFL with Pac 12


    https://youtu.be/1d4smlQOrVY



  • GladstoneGladstone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 16,417
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    Exactly. What's the argument for Oliver Luck again?
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    Oliver Luck is Larry Scott part 2. Fuck the good ol boy network. Luck was a shitty AD and the XFL folded.

    Only thing I would say is that at least Oliver has a background in football. I fear he is too PC to fix what ails the Pac though.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 100,717
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    Gladstone said:

    Exactly. What's the argument for Oliver Luck again?

    Oliver Luck is Larry Scott part 2. Fuck the good ol boy network. Luck was a shitty AD and the XFL folded.

    Anything else?

  • rodmansragerodmansrage Member Posts: 6,009
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    Gladstone said:

    Exactly. What's the argument for Oliver Luck again?

    One of his sperms became Andrew Luck.

    Luck knows the right people in an industry that is largely about connections. His background is football, not the Indonesian Badminton Tour.

    Luck ran NFL Europe, so he has experience with futile efforts to promote football to people who don’t care about football.

    He was in charge of NCAA wrist slaps for a while, maybe that’s important. Probably not.

    But yeah, he’s not the perfect choice. Greg Byrne is a way better option, and I’m sure everyone here will keep an open mind about the guy who grew up in Eugene and was the liaison between Uncle Phil and the university that led to Oregon’s rebranding and the start of the facilities and stadium upgrade.

    bingo.

    he was also the AD at west fuckin virginia!



    he just needed more tim with the xfl! nfl competition always does well! it was gonna blow up!



    tbh, whoever the p12 hires, its not going to matter. i dont think any p12 member institutions 'care' about football as they should. usc was (and could be again?) massive but fuck me, they care more about getting aunt becky's kids (bribes work) into school rather than having snoop on the sidelines again.
  • Bevo14Bevo14 Member Posts: 8
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    Good riddance, asshole! Thanks for ruining my Pac dreams.
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,750
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    I posted it earlier in the thread as a joke.

    But all the while I did know that some lazy blue check would push him for the job sooner or later.

    I’m not a smart man, but it’s ridiculous how easy it is to predict the next moves for those in power for the West Coast. And it doesn’t really matter what the subject or industry may be.

    Someone, or should I say Sometwo, just turn the keys in unison and get it over with once and for all.
  • digitsdigits Member Posts: 1,411
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    LawDawg1 said:

    Why wait? Fire his ass now. Door. Ass. Out. Don’t let some idiot who has been fired to poison the well any further. Fucking embeciles.

    *imbeciles
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