Larry Scott couch sale

1to392831weretaken · January 2021

Remember when everybody laughed at BYU for a solid week for bitching out of a game only to then watch UW bitch out of two games?

And remember when everybody laughed at Oregon for like 10 straight days and printed and sold T-shirts to rub it in, only to immediately get cucked and watch Oregon win the conference, print T-shirts, and wipe their dicks across our faces?

And remember when everybody laughed at Texas for a whole week for being dumb enough to hire Sark, piled on Sark and Texas really hard in at least 81 different threads here, only for Sark to text "U up?" to UW's best assistant, watch him bail, an then read hint after hint that the program is collapsing from within?

If there's one thing the last four games and change have taught me, it's that I'm not saying a fucking thing about Larry Scott right now. Not one fucking thing...

RatherBeBrewing · January 2021

I don’t know too much about the man, but what I do know leads me to believe I know who the perfect candidate to replace Larry Scott should be.

✅ Experienced with TV deals.
✅ Understands the concept of sports as entertainment.
✅ Experience with bankrupt football leagues.
✅ Knows how to rig the outcome for maximum profit.
✅ Will allow steroid use, helping even the playing field with the SEC’s recruiting advantage.
✅ Stance on violence towards referees: pro.
✅ Involved with the Special Olympics, so he understands what the Pac-12 can offer.
✅ Knows how to pander to drunk hicks, an important skill in the world of college football.

As a bonus, I can already picture him presenting Clay Helton with a championship trophy.

Emoterman · January 2021

RatherBeBrewing said:
I don’t know too much about the man, but what I do know leads me to believe I know who the perfect candidate to replace Larry Scott should be.

✅ Experienced with TV deals.
✅ Understands the concept of sports as entertainment.
✅ Experience with bankrupt football leagues.
✅ Knows how to rig the outcome for maximum profit.
✅ Will allow steroid use, helping even the playing field with the SEC’s recruiting advantage.
✅ Stance on violence towards referees: pro.
✅ Involved with the Special Olympics, so he understands what the Pac-12 can offer.
✅ Knows how to pander to drunk hicks, an important skill in the world of college football.

As a bonus, I can already picture him presenting Clay Helton with a championship trophy.

I like this idea, I like it a lot. But hire his daughter who is probably bristling that she hasn't been handed the reigns yet. And, well, she'd probably get along pretty well with Jen Cohen...

1to392831weretaken · January 2021

Emoterman said:

I like this idea, I like it a lot. But hire his daughter who is probably bristling that she hasn't been handed the reigns yet. And, well, she'd probably get along pretty well with Jen Cohen...

They would always be naturally socially distanced, so that would work from a pandemic standpoint.

NeGgaPlEaSe · January 2021

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · January 2021

Emoterman said:

RatherBeBrewing said:
I don’t know too much about the man, but what I do know leads me to believe I know who the perfect candidate to replace Larry Scott should be.

✅ Experienced with TV deals.
✅ Understands the concept of sports as entertainment.
✅ Experience with bankrupt football leagues.
✅ Knows how to rig the outcome for maximum profit.
✅ Will allow steroid use, helping even the playing field with the SEC’s recruiting advantage.
✅ Stance on violence towards referees: pro.
✅ Involved with the Special Olympics, so he understands what the Pac-12 can offer.
✅ Knows how to pander to drunk hicks, an important skill in the world of college football.

As a bonus, I can already picture him presenting Clay Helton with a championship trophy.

I like this idea, I like it a lot. But hire his daughter who is probably bristling that she hasn't been handed the reigns yet. And, well, she'd probably get along pretty well with Jen Cohen...

Gadzooks!